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  • Aug 23, 2008, 07:45 PM
    startover22
    Hmmm, she always gets the boys!
  • Aug 23, 2008, 07:49 PM
    starbuck8
    I think we should go toilet paper her Island! You guys game? Muwaahahahaha!
  • Aug 23, 2008, 07:54 PM
    startover22
    OF COURSE!
    I rememberyou and Friend were a good clean up crew long ago... don't get sucked in when she asks you to help clean it all up! ;)
  • Aug 23, 2008, 07:54 PM
    N0help4u
    Ooooowwww sounds like fun! Hope she can enjoy it rather than end up hating us!
    Maybe duct tape her in a coconut tree :)
    Oooooohhhhh that may be too vicious but we NEED to liven things up here!!
  • Aug 23, 2008, 07:56 PM
    startover22
    I love duct tape... sound fine to me... Let's go!

    Wait... where are we going again?
  • Aug 23, 2008, 08:12 PM
    N0help4u
    Alty's Island to duct tape her to her hammock or to the coconut tree!:Doh wait until she finds out!Hide the coconut phones first so she can't call for help!
  • Aug 23, 2008, 08:28 PM
    starbuck8
    I went into her hut, and I filled her pillows with whipped cream! I also planted a feather tree under where she is going to be taped to the tree, so it will tickle her feet!
  • Aug 23, 2008, 08:29 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    ... but wouldn't that just be uber comfy?

    ... I now kind of want to buy 20 or so bottles of whipped cream, fill up my entire bed, and just sleep on it.
  • Aug 23, 2008, 08:32 PM
    starbuck8
    But... Shhhhhhhhhh... You guys... they are exploding pillows!
  • Aug 23, 2008, 08:36 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    ... exploding pillows?!

    ... that's it. I'm running to the store to get whipped cream!! Sounds too good to be true.
  • Aug 23, 2008, 08:39 PM
    N0help4u
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    I am trying to duct tape the monkeys mouths right now so they don't give us away.
  • Aug 23, 2008, 08:40 PM
    N0help4u
    Whipped cream beds I think you would have to have a waterbed mattress!
  • Aug 23, 2008, 08:41 PM
    starbuck8
    Oh yes!. that's right... the monkeys! Tattle tails I tell you! I heard one yesterday telling me secrets about Sneezer too!

    He's a secret spy, sent here on a mission from the apparently missing Stringy guy! Shhhhhhh
  • Aug 23, 2008, 08:43 PM
    N0help4u
    I see the worry about that one!:eek:
  • Aug 23, 2008, 08:43 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Yeah, I caught that darn monkey telling starbs about my... um... well, the issue's been taken care of.

    ... I grabbed that monkey and yanked out his tattle tail.
  • Aug 23, 2008, 08:45 PM
    starbuck8
    I've heard he's an escapee from some kind of mental hospital, and he pretends he's an Island boy!. ohhh... and shhhhh... I hear he well... he drinks a little. ::hic:: Shhhhhhh

    Hey!. did someone bring a phone on this Island? I'm going to find it, I'll be back shortly!
  • Aug 24, 2008, 11:42 AM
    curlybenswife
    Oh my god who has been spanking the monkey??
  • Aug 24, 2008, 11:51 AM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by curlybenswife
    Oh my god who has been spanking the monkey?????

    I hear it was Sneezer! LMAO!

    I've been picking on him today... poor McSneeze
  • Aug 24, 2008, 11:56 AM
    startover22
    Eeeeewwww!
    I was talking to my niece and I called her a weenis. She said isn't that the skin on your elbow? I said yup... for some reason it was so funny I almost peed my pants!
  • Aug 24, 2008, 11:56 AM
    ISneezeFunny
    ::raises hand:: twas me.

    ... didn't realize that yanking the tail out of a monkey was constituting as... OHHHH

    I get it now.

    ... that's gross starby!

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