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  • Feb 8, 2008, 09:57 PM
    magprob
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    BUSH VISITS TORNADO-HIT Tennessee

    G.W.: Gee Ben, them folks ain't got nothun left! Can we start throwing dollars out again? Can we? Huh?

    Bernanke: No Georgie Boy, we have to wait until we get back over Wall Street, here, have another sucker.



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  • Feb 8, 2008, 10:11 PM
    magprob
    YouTube - CHATREEO PLAYS GIBSON SG STANDARD
  • Feb 8, 2008, 11:14 PM
    magprob
    YouTube - Alan Jackson-Pop A Top
  • Feb 10, 2008, 09:10 PM
    magprob
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  • Feb 13, 2008, 03:04 PM
    Greg Quinn
    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/govern...sh-183141.html
  • Feb 13, 2008, 05:02 PM
    magprob
    I'm there Mr. Quinn.
  • Feb 13, 2008, 05:05 PM
    Chery
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    Thank you anyway. Yes, we started out with the right idea but somewhere along the way the greedy control freak warmongers took over. We will get it back and when we do, we will apologize to the world, pick up our toys and go home. Then we can take care of our poor and stop throwing people with mental and emotional problems in prison.

    You forgot the Russian KGB immigrants, worse than the Italian Mafia ever was... all the Gangs in the 'Hoods' and the current KKK and Militia.. What are they going to do with all the well-meaning pacifists around? There are not too many countries they can escape to because the entire world is infested, each country itself from the inside. I think that is one major reason that there are so many emotionally disturbed people, now more than ever because they also feel the helplessness and 'escape' their own way. Any ideas for alternative cures?

    My guess is that there will be a few new civil wars cropping up with people better trained and equipped than in the 1700 era.
  • Feb 13, 2008, 05:09 PM
    magprob
    "My guess is that there will be a few new civil wars cropping up with people better trained and equipped than in the 1700 era."

    You are right Chery. Can you imagine how many highly trained professional killers are out there? Trained in all these crazy wars around the globe. They may have their own nukes and launchers. This world is going to get real interesting. Why, if you carry a video cam around, you may even be able to film your own Rambo movie! :)
  • Feb 13, 2008, 05:18 PM
    Chery
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    "My guess is that there will be a few new civil wars cropping up with people better trained and equipped than in the 1700 era."

    You are right Chery. Can you imagine how many highly trained professional killers are out there? Trained in all these crazy wars around the globe. They may have their own nukes and launchers. This world is going to get real interesting. Why, if you carry a video cam around, you may even be able to film your own Rambo movie! :)

    The media will do enough filming - unfortunately it will be innocent lives that will be living it for real. Who needs a new virus when the oldest of all (two-legged) is still around doing all the damage needed.
  • Feb 13, 2008, 05:34 PM
    magprob
    Agreed.
  • Feb 13, 2008, 05:42 PM
    startover22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Chery
    The media will do enough filming - unfortunately it will be innocent lives that will be living it for real. Who needs a new virus when the oldest of all (two-legged) is still around doing all the damage needed.

    WOW, is all I have to say to this true statement, I am going to try my damnest to do my part so I don't fit in this category! Do I need to grow a third leg? :eek:
    Seriously Chery, you have a way with words!;)
  • Feb 13, 2008, 05:51 PM
    magprob
    Your husband will be very upset if you grow a third leg. Don't do it!:eek:
  • Feb 14, 2008, 12:22 PM
    magprob
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    Me in five years, after the big stock market crash.

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  • Feb 14, 2008, 12:28 PM
    startover22
    A little disappointed, don't let me down Magatory, I thought you were fully prepared for that?? LOL. No third leg, it was just a figure of speech. AND I am not so sure he would be real surprised the way things are going in this sweet little life of mine, nothing is surprising anymore! LMAO, gosh where is she, Start has left the farkin building!
  • Feb 14, 2008, 12:36 PM
    magprob
    That's five years, after all the spam is gone. Do you realize how much space five years worth of Spam takes up? I did a grid analysis on my basement and realized I would have to tunnel another thirty feet at twelve feet wide to allow for three cans of Spam a day for five years. Impossible at this point. On the outside, I have two and a half years worth.
  • Feb 14, 2008, 12:40 PM
    startover22
    LOL, well that's a start, I am no longer disappointed! Crap Mag, can't you find something other than SPAM??
    Hope you have a SPAM cook book, cause I am sure you would rather die than put one more bite in your mouth after 2 years of pure SPAM eating! LMAO
  • Feb 14, 2008, 12:48 PM
    Greg Quinn
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    That's five years, after all the spam is gone. Do you realize how much space five years worth of Spam takes up? I did a grid analysis on my basement and realized I would have to tunnel another thirty feet at twelve feet wide to allow for three cans of Spam a day for five years. Impossible at this point. On the outside, I have two and a half years worth.

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    That is a great idea. My ravioli is in round cans, the space one could save using spam. Would spam really keep in a can for 5 years?
  • Feb 14, 2008, 12:59 PM
    startover22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Greg Quinn
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    That is a great idea. My ravioli is in round cans, the space one could save using spam. Would spam really keep in a can for 5 years?

    Gross, 5 years... GROSS! Mr. Quinn, Ravioli sounds great! Too bad yer bunker will be too far to get to. LOL
    I am going to eat Beef Jerkey and grow some under ground coffee beans, I should be good! LOL
  • Feb 14, 2008, 01:08 PM
    Greg Quinn
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by startover22
    Gross, 5 years....GROSS!! Mr. Quinn, Ravioli sounds great! Too bad yer bunker will be too far to get to. LOL
    I am gonna eat Beef Jerkey and grow some under ground coffee beans, I should be good! LOL

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    I'm going to build a tunnel just for you and Mag... We will insulate it with Ravioli and Spam. Our beams will be made up with coffee tins.(We can't waste our generator on sunning you're silly coffee plantation! ) We need the energy to heat our underground pool. Hey... How many kids do we all have together? I have one. She's a little scary, but I'll let you two be the judge... Click the link and be brave my friends.

    Greg & Kayla make a scary movie
  • Feb 14, 2008, 01:21 PM
    Greg Quinn
    Beef jerk sounds really good. I'll tunnel to your place first.

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