Ben posted one of those a while back now I bet you don't have the gall to add that lol

Yeeeeeh , you just sit back my beautiful friend, and wait for your machine to beep, letting you know there is a new entry... :)

Oh my oh my oh my you better look online for some fire proof boots for your one way ticket to hell giggle

I couldn't do it - I didn't know how to "respectfully" disquise my newly acquired knowledge.. but I did try :)

I will post it to Ben's thread..

I learned that my good friend AH didn't know the expression SPANK THE MONKEY! until she learned it here.

Tee hee I knew you wouldn't be able too your just to darn sweet.

I'll do it here though, where I am safely tucked away in the looney bin.

The following are things I learned by being a member of AMHD:

1) White wine is dry - not red

2) Hair dye can come out with dish soap ( or so I read )

3) To figure out the equivalent of pounds - you just double the number (right? )

4) And the MOST eye opening of ALL - I now know why Monkeys smile all the time, they probably were just spanked :)

And the award for most niave of all goes too... drum roll please...

ALLHEART

Lol

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and the award for most niave of all goes too .....drum roll please......

ALLHEART

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Thank you Thank you Thank you. But not I feel like a little vixen, because now I know ;)
Can't pull a spanked monkey over my eyes now ;)

And on that note people I'm heading off to bed at least I can go to sleep smiling tonight oh what a giggle you rock allheart there's no doubt about that, goodnight Joe goodnight ruby see you all in the morning xxxxxxx night folks

Well just gave baby joshua some medicine and teething tablets. Now I am going to do my best to pick his nose. Good night everybody. It has been a huge chuckles. Lol

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Thank you Thank you Thank you. But not I feel like a little vixen, because now I know ;)
Can't pull a spanked monkey over my eyes now ;)

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That would depend how you held it ;)

I love you guys so much, have a great sleep!!
The laughter together was GREAT :).

Many monkey hugs :)

Please keep your fingers crossed for me tomorrow.

I have a test at 9:00 am on mood disorders, depression, schizophrenia, and sunstance abuse. I must make a minimum of an 85% to stay in the nursing program next fall.

I know, don't you all tell me I should know all about it cause I have it all. LOL. Just cause you have it don't mean you know it. LOL.

Just keep me in your thoughts in the morning. Send me all those wonderful MONKEY VIBES!!

Sending all the best wishes and good thoughts to you J-9. And will say a special one for you tomorrow.

You just take that test with confidence... and don't worry about the % you need. You will ace it, I just know it :)

Many happy Monkey vibes coming your way!

/does the good luck happy monkey J_9 is going to ace the test monkey dance

OOOOOOOOOOO J you will do just fine ill reward you with a Yahoo gosspi when you get home xxxxxx

Why are women so damn infuriating!

Now are you talking about us monkey loving women or a certain other?