What's... going on in here?!

Hey sneezy... you'll have to ask these crazy girls :D

I'm soooo sorry, but Duckman make me do it! ;)

YouTube - Queer Duck

Hey friend! Duck... mj... what?!

Oh, just wanted to brag...

Pictures from my new apartment:

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I'm pretty confused too Sneezy. It just gets more and more random with every visit. You'd have to move in permaently to ever fully understand what goes down in this crazy castle.

They're eating dancing ducks or something. :P

Niiiice! I love the courtyard! I would be spending a whole lot ot time out there Sneezy!

Alty, it says your new thread was discontinued...

Night all, maybe one night I can get some decent sleep...

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I'm pretty confused too Sneezy. It just gets more and more random with every visit. You'd have to move in permaently to ever fully understand what goes down in this crazy castle.

They're eating dancing ducks or something. :P

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They are trying to B'BQ me Kal... heeeelllppp me! We can take them on! Uhmmm... we can right?

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Alty, it says your new thread was discontinued..........

Night all, maybe one night I can get some decent sleep.......

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Does it really? Holy cow! Why? She was asking for advice?!

G'nite String Man... get a good sleep! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!

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Does it really?? Holy cow! Why?? She was asking for advice?!!

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I tried to click on her thread from her post here and it said that it "wasn't available.":confused:

Maybe the reputation of you two has preceded you... Mmmmmmaaaaaaaaahahah... sorry very tired, no handcuffs pleaseeeee. I have DUCK... yep a duck leg.

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I tried to click on her thread from her post here and it said that it "wasn't available.":confused:

Maybe the reputation of you two has preceded you.........Mmmmmmaaaaaaaaahahah...sorry very tired, no handcuffs pleaseeeee. I have DUCK....yep a duck leg.

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Yes, you're right... it's gone! I don't understand the politics here I guess. I don't think that was fair. She honestly wanted opinions. She wasn't trying to start an argument and she deliberately left out names to protect who the message was from. I guess we really have to mind our P's and Q's, even though we are on here to try and give rational and helpful advice to those that are in need of it. Although it might not always be helpful, or taken, I thought this was a site for help and differing opinions!

EDIT: And I assumed member discusions was just that... discusions!

Hey Stringer... I can wiggle through handcuffs! Give me my leg back... thankyou my dear! :D

Wow Sneezy! That looks luxurious!

And no eating Starby! Also, I doubt you can find handcuffs small enough to fit a duck. :P

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Wow Sneezy! That looks luxurious!

And no eating Starby! Also, I doubt you can find handcuffs small enough to fit a duck. :P

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My bad. These would probably work:

I wiggled out Kal... I've got the perps tied up in the west wing in the dungeon now! They won't be able to DUCK out... they need to SIMMER down! ;)

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Hey Guy, Oatmeal cookies huh? Well, I can see where the writers block could come in, I mean, oatmeal cookies, how much attacking can they do? Now, chocolate chip, that's a whole other story.

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Well the Block is coming from the fact that I really have no plot, And oatmeal cookies can be evil, since they are oatmealish.. they should be healthy but since their in a cookie their not..

Idk where I'm going with it yet, But I'm going to acutally put a serious effort into it. Its just something to do While I waste away Summer or I get a call a call back for hopefully a jOb interview

Well seeing as the theme for the day is "Ducks" why not a duck joke...

A woman brought a very limp duck to the veterinarian's office. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, your pet duck Cuddles has passed away."


The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?"


"Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," he replied.


"How can you be so sure," she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."


The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever.


As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.


The vet patted the lab and led it out of the exam room. He returned a few moments later with a cat.


The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.


The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."


Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.


The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. She screamed, "$150.00!" "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!"


The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150.00."

Boooooo... ohhh... booooo... LMAO! Get back to the dungeon Duckman! LOL!

EDIT: Pretty Fireworks! I'll be baaaccckkk!

A woman walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey where'd you get the pig?"
The women says "This isn't a pig it's a duck"
And the bartender says "No, I was talking to the duck!"