2 boys 7 and 3 1 girl 2

Its been a friggin zoo round here
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Exactly what is involved in a head to toe exam and who's toes will you be examining??

Ah, have you ever had a physical for an insurance policy? Well, it is like that.

Got to check eyes, ears, nose, throat. Listen to lungs, heart, bowels. Examine neurological and the like. Make sure all your systems are working properly.

Well, I ain't going to examine MY TOES!!

You're a brave soldier! I love watching the Discovery channel and "watching" (and I use the term lightly) those plastic surgery shows with my hubby. He laughs that I turn away at the gorry parts.

Ah, I love the gorry parts. My hubby makes fun of me cause I watch 'em at all!!

However, the worst is the face lift or the hair replacement surgeries!

Oh, yeah,

Hey T, your pee didn't get to me!! LOL

Yes it did your standing in it. Was I supposed to use a cup? You didn't tell me that. Ah! Don't tell me you thought it was kool-aid? Good thing I didn't use a cup huh!!

Oh, sheesh, I am so glad you did not use a cup. Cause I had lemonade in the fridge and I could have gotten it all mixed up.

Hey, DOGS, NO, NO, NO!! DON'T DRINK THAT!!

Tal, you're a baaaaad boy!

Hola perritas y perritos... let me kiss myself this evening... big smack on the butt... my girls are up and ready... Sade and Tade...

I have a cholesterol level of 133 and a vaginal exam done that included the fingers in the vagina and the butt... searching for more tumors... had the uterus removed some years ago and exams are still necessary... I need an exam done twice a year... high blood pressure with medication is at 120/70 but will increase with the husband in the room... I was asked to pissed in a few cups... no one is going to believe a twenty -plus year old is totally drug free... even my hairs at the nap were taken by the hospital staff and six test were done... my insurance will not pay... my feet are flat and need new balance gym shoes... every time I go to the doctor there will be 6 tubes of bloods removed my arms... there is always an extra pin... want to slap the therapist some days... every time I go out... it is clear I am not from Texas... I am a transplant... love the air and trees, the stars... mental state is good considering... ARE YOU READY FOR SOME HEAD TO TOE EXAMS... YEAH... WILL GIRL COME ON DOWN!!

Let's GO GIRL!!

I need the practice!!

I'll leave out the vag exam though if you don't mind. I don't have to do that!!

If it has not happened already, tomorrow is the big day. JesusHelper and his wife are having their baby!!

Has anyone heard from him?

What is up with this site... babies... is it the site... I got to keep my sons women from reading this site... do not need any more grand children... it is not going to be easy telling everyone that I am twenty-plus... with a train is following me... that was a funny... love to hear about new births... keep multiplying and be fruitful...

I just hope I don't drink the water

Confucous says: Those who drink no water, Cannot pee in cup!!

Me no want to pee in cup. Me no want to be pregnant.

Anyway, me thinketh me peedeth enough today and the cupeth overfloweth!!

I just noticed Lunagoddess is post #1500, seems we just celebrated 1,000. Time flies when your having fun.

Yeah, we celebrated 1000 a while ago. Ben stole the spotlight with that post.

We are now working on 2000. We are already the longest running thread. Got to keep it up.

I have a good idea every once in a while.

I think the lounge is one of the best ideas I've seen, KUDOS to you lady.

True true

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Yeah, we celebrated 1000 a while ago. Ben stole the spotlight with that post.

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I don't know what you mean, wasn't me honest :rolleyes:
It was my evil twin ;)

Ooohhhhh its my checky friend CurlyBen...
U sure u have a twin? :cool:

I joined a chat site about a year ago and found it very hard to get a response in the Forums, no-one was interested in your threads unless you were in with the in crowd.. it was only when I started dating a regular user that they accepted me as a new poster... am now worndering if us Brits are just miserable gits and unfriendly, because you lot in these forums seem so much more friendly and helpful... keep up the good work.. am impressed that there are still some genuinely nice people out there.

Welcome Lady

Your evile twin Ben? HHHHMMMMM

Thank you T! It was just an idea one morning!!

My brain doesn't kick in till noon, and then what it comes up with bares a close scrutiny, I'm not allowed to speak until Judge Judy goes off. Ya think my wife has me whupped? OOPs thought this was the relationship thread, sorry, Where's that coffee??

Yep.

Good morning all, Sitting here drinking my cup of coffee, seeing were the day takes me

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Yep.

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Don't let the dog collar fool you, I have a long leash roof-roof

Dang... I keep having to read 5 pages just to catch up with you people... lol. Thought I would check in and see what's happening, and let you all know that the exhaustion hasn't killed me yet, almost but not yet. The kids are doing great both have gained about two pounds now. They look like babies instead of old wrinkley men and women. I'm back into regular clothes... I'm proud, I've lost 20lbs. I'm only into my big jeans but it's better than maturnity... lol. I'm sick of those. Well it's feeding time and then a shower for mom... Shhhh! Don't tell the kids I'm taking time for that or they won't let me... hehehe. Oh Charlie slept through the night last night!! Tooo bad that Jessie isn't, she's easier to get back to sleep though. I wouldn't trade it for the world.

I think your having way too much fun, Myth. Maybe we should all come over and enjoy changing diapers with you. Has anyone heard fom Jesushelper he should be ready to pass out some cigars by now.

Lol... feel free. I could always use the help. I am doing it all by myself most days. I'm starting to get more sleep now though... hehehe... *knocks on wood*

You didn't have to hit me upside my head I was only funnin' you ma'am...

Well, Myth my dear sounds like things are going great!!

JesusHelper was on his way to the hospital this morning. He has been away cause he was working the day shift this week. The cigars should be passed around any time I am hoping.

Well, scored a 92 on my dosage calculations yesterday and got my check off on my heat-to-toe exam.

Yea ME!!

I start working at the hospital next Tuesday!! I can't wait!

Congrats J... I know you were just playing tal... I guess my sense of humor has taken a vacation with being able to sleep. You should have J look at that lump on your head tal... looks like it's pretty tender...

I would let her take a look but I think she would rather examine some body's toes and I'm too ticklish for that. A cat once snuck up on me and licked the bottom of my feet and had me rolling on the floor like a fool.

Ewww, no NOT TOES!!

I can feel the bumps on your head and tell you whether your are smart though!!

I guess my secret is out then oh well

Yeah, T, you have the smart bumps!!

How did you get away riding the short bus all these years?

Anyway, big test tomorrow... think of me at around 12:20 central time!!

Send me all your vibes...

Can I pay anyone to get the answers for me?

Well, I made it through my first day in clinicals. It was interesting to say the least.

I had many ask "How do you think you will handle it if someone dies on your shift?" My answer was that I would not know till I got there.

Well, it happened. My first day.

I guess I am a true nurse, because I was able to help the family without it totally affecting me.

I just have to say, today was one of the best experiences in my life!!

Hi J9. My youngest daughter works in a Nursing home. Her first death didn't hit her until after she had taken care of the family. I told her that death was as much a part of life as birth was. What made the difference is what you choose to do with your life in between. I don't think that you ever get used to it but when you hear what they did with their life makes it a little more manageable. I think helping the family is the important thing. You already helped the deceased as much as you could. I think you will be good at what you do for the people that you assist. Good luck with the rest of your studies.

J,

In a word, Bravo!