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  • May 6, 2009, 07:53 AM
    shazamataz

    Quote:

    does a women fall pregnant if the condom blasted before man's ejaculation
    Oh dear... I'd be worried if my condoms started "blasting" :eek:
  • May 6, 2009, 07:53 AM
    Justwantfair
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    This is blatant misconduct on AMHD and requires a fine and or revocation of kctiger privileges.

    Carry on...:cool:

    What are the kctiger privileges?. I want some... :o
  • May 6, 2009, 07:54 AM
    Romefalls19

    I am, my breasts do hurt!

    ::Puzzled looked::

    How am I going to push this thing out?:confused:
  • May 6, 2009, 07:54 AM
    kctiger
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    What are the kctiger privileges? ... I want some... :o

    Involves whips, chains, and of course whipped cream... not for the weak at heart.
  • May 6, 2009, 07:55 AM
    mudweiser
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Romefalls19 View Post
    I think the one thing that irritates me on the relationship board is this "is my spouse cheating on me"

    Sometimes I want to type:

    "Yeah, he said he'll be there in 1/2 an hour and if you still want takeout tonight"

    ::giggles::

    Sarah
  • May 6, 2009, 07:55 AM
    Romefalls19
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    Involves whips, chains, and of course whipped cream...not for the weak at heart.

    Great minds think a like, I have the "under the bed restraints"
  • May 6, 2009, 07:55 AM
    Justwantfair
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    Involves whips, chains, and of course whipped cream...not for the weak at heart.

    Teehee, now you got me all excited...
  • May 6, 2009, 07:56 AM
    shazamataz

    ::backs away slowly::
  • May 6, 2009, 07:57 AM
    kctiger
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    ::backs away slowly::

    Where are you going?
  • May 6, 2009, 07:58 AM
    shazamataz

    To get my handcuffs :p




    They glow in the dark :o
  • May 6, 2009, 07:58 AM
    Romefalls19

    My place, didn't you know that KC?
  • May 6, 2009, 07:58 AM
    kctiger

    Indeed Rome... indeed...
  • May 6, 2009, 07:59 AM
    shazamataz

    My handcuffs are at your place?
    I hope you washed them before you give them back :p
  • May 6, 2009, 07:59 AM
    nikosmom
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    Are you lactating yet, Rome...

    You aren't pregnant until you are lactating and there are some women in this room ::clears throat:: that love some lactated male milk.

    What? Huh? :eek:

    I admit nothing.
  • May 6, 2009, 07:59 AM
    kctiger
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    My handcuffs are at your place?
    I hope you washed them before you give them back :p

    Yeah, I will give them back before you head over to Rome's place... :cool:
  • May 6, 2009, 08:00 AM
    Alty

    You've all been chatty today. Too many pages to read, not enough time. Today is cleaning day. Every day is cleaning day. I need a maid.

    Rome? KC? How do you two look in fish net stockings and high heels? :)
  • May 6, 2009, 08:01 AM
    kctiger
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    You've all been chatty today. Too many pages to read, not enough time. Today is cleaning day. Every day is cleaning day. I need a maid.

    Rome? KC? How do you two look in fish net stockings and high heels? :)

    You will NEVER know...
  • May 6, 2009, 08:01 AM
    shazamataz

    I hope you guys use the withdrawal method... wouldn't want anyone to get pregnant now...

    Is that what you did rome? Tut tut :p
  • May 6, 2009, 08:01 AM
    nikosmom
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    Involves whips, chains, and of course whipped cream...not for the weak at heart.

    Now you's speaking my language :D

    Carry on :cool:
  • May 6, 2009, 08:02 AM
    kctiger
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    I hope you guys use the withdrawal method... wouldn't want anyone to get pregnant now...

    Is that what you did rome? tut tut :p

    I use the face method... if you don't know what that is, send me an IM and I will explain... DING!

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