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  • Jan 24, 2009, 08:25 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    thats pushing your luck delectable dinner ducky

    :eek:... running!. very hard to fly you know!
  • Jan 24, 2009, 08:27 PM
    Alty
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    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    lmao only you would pick up on that alty :D

    I know. Sad, isn't it? :eek:
  • Jan 24, 2009, 08:28 PM
    albear
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    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    :eek:......running!!!....very hard to fly ya know!

    Aww don't be scared starby, my bark is worse than my bite :) so to speak

    Lol alty it makes us laugh and that's never a bad thing :)
  • Jan 24, 2009, 08:30 PM
    Alty
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    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    aww dont be scared starby, my bark is worse than my bite :) so to speak

    Bears don't bark, they growl! :D

    Starby, stop running, that little naked ducky butt isn't a pretty site when it's jiggling
    Back and forth. Now I have that image permanently seared into my brain! :eek:
  • Jan 24, 2009, 08:31 PM
    talaniman

    Without the bag over my head or the croc covering my a$$, it sure is cold in this castle, wheres the fireplace? Is this the right thread? I am so lost outside my cave without the dog to guide me. You know the one in the wool hat?
  • Jan 24, 2009, 08:32 PM
    albear
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    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Bears don't bark, they growl! :D

    Starby, stop running, that little naked ducky butt isn't a pretty site when it's jiggling
    back and forth. Now I have that image permanently seared into my brain! :eek:

    Lol thank you alty I had to cover my eyes for a few seconds there
  • Jan 24, 2009, 08:33 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by talaniman View Post
    Without the bag over my head or the croc covering my a$$, it sure is cold in this castle, wheres the fireplace? Is this the right thread? I am so lost outside my cave without the dog to guide me. You know the one in the wool hat?

    You're in the right place Tal. We don't have a fireplace but we do have a boiler room. That's were we, um, cremate our victims. Shhhh, don't tell anyone.

    The triple D duck is running away from BBB and I'm watching the whole thing unfold. This is better than cable TV! :cool:
  • Jan 24, 2009, 08:34 PM
    Stringer
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    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Yesss....someone!! It wasn't meee! I wasn't on Croc Duty today! Check the schedule! :rolleyes:

    Artsy, it is against my religion to guard Crocs! They don't like Ducks! I don't want to befall the fate of our last person who hap-hazzardly (sp?) tried to swim across the moat!

    Would that be the one and only... our Princess Rebbie?:eek:
  • Jan 24, 2009, 08:36 PM
    Stringer
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    Originally Posted by artlady View Post
    Starbuck8..darlin,you are the new gatekeeper. I can appoint you right...Good,I am sure you will be better at it as I am 54 and too old to mind anything but my aches and pains. :)

    Well that makes you a "spring chicken" my dear...

    Hey, now we have a chicken tooooooooo.. :);):D:rolleyes:
  • Jan 24, 2009, 08:36 PM
    Alty
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    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Would that be the one and only...our Princess Rebbie?:eek:

    Rebbie didn't fall in the moat, Tal did, he had a croc attached to his arse, I had to give
    Him a baseball bat to get it off, his wife did the honors.

    Okay, we really are a silly bunch. I think we need help! :eek:

    I'm bored, bored, bored, bored.

    Someone entertain me, I don't want to answer any questions, I don't feel like it, so tell
    Me a joke or something. FYI, I prefer the something to the joke. ;)
  • Jan 24, 2009, 08:39 PM
    Stringer
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    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I think we should tell you our nicknames.

    Starbuck8 is Starby
    Altenweg is Alty
    Albear is Bear
    Startover22 is Starty
    Stringer is Stringer (how did that happen?) :eek:
    ISneezefunny is Sneezy
    Friend4U is M (We don't know why) ;)
    Historian Chick is Chicky
    Chery is MommaC
    JRebel is Rebbie
    Talaniman is Tal

    Darnit, who am I missing? I know I'm missing someone.

    "Friend4U is M (We don't know why)" I... do... but I took an oath of honor not to tell...


    UNKY

    Spyder

    Batman (remember that one too)
  • Jan 24, 2009, 08:40 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by talaniman View Post
    Without the bag over my head or the croc covering my a$$, it sure is cold in this castle, wheres the fireplace? Is this the right thread? I am so lost outside my cave without the dog to guide me. You know the one in the wool hat?

    Bear!. I think Tal is trying to steal your dog! :eek: Quick, take his Hans Solo outfit off! Tal, they are trying to scare you! We like to simmer our victims first! You won't be crispy for quite awhile. They still haven't caught up with ME! Sometimes they are not too bright around here! It's probably because the help forgot to replace the bulbs again. It's suppose to happen every Monday morning! Someone's let the bulbs burn out! Who's responsible for this?
  • Jan 24, 2009, 08:41 PM
    artlady

    Here you go Alty.. I am going with a castle theme.. not a lot out there I assure you.

    Neurotics build castles in the sky.

    Psychotics live in them.

    Psychiatrists collect the rent.
  • Jan 24, 2009, 08:43 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    But...but...you do know that the Sheriff of this County has long ago turned me into a Duck right? He's stripped me of all but one lonely tail feather! :( I can't afford to lose anymore! I be nakie then!! I've tried feather replacement therapy and everything! I'm an arthritic Duck with no more lining!! The Crocs look at me and lick their lips! Ducky scareded! :p The Sheriff is MEAN I tell ya! He will put me out in the cold! He already makes me sleep in the dungeon. I hear strange voices down there. I think it's the Sheriff playing tricks on me. :eek:

    You are soooo damn funny!!

    And yes, it is time the truth be told. I instructed my faithful deputy to drill a peep hole I nthe wall of your dungeon cell... we know EVERYTHING... everything!:eek::eek::eek:
  • Jan 24, 2009, 08:44 PM
    artlady

    Q: Who lives in a sand castle?
    A. A sandwitch!

    Q: There are many castles in the world, but who is strong enough to move one?
    A: Any chess player!


    These are bad I hope they are so bad they are funny but I guess they are just UGRH jokes...
    :p
  • Jan 24, 2009, 08:45 PM
    Stringer
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    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    It was Bear. How about this.

    Bodacious.eager.attractive.rogue? See, that speels B.e.a.r. :D

    Wow, good one...
  • Jan 24, 2009, 08:46 PM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Bear!!...I think Tal is trying to steal your dog! :eek: Quick, take his Hans Solo outfit off! Tal, they are trying to scare you! We like to simmer our victims first! You won't be crispy for quite awhile. They still haven't caught up with ME! Sometimes they are not too bright around here! It's probably because the help forgot to replace the bulbs again. It's suppose to happen every Monday morning! Someone's let the bulbs burn out! Who's responsible for this??

    Nooooooo, he is ma chuffer and I will defend him to the bitter end :D
    Plus he'll use his jedi doggie mind tricks on you
  • Jan 24, 2009, 08:47 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    thats pushing your luck delectable dinner ducky

    That's hilarious Bear!
  • Jan 24, 2009, 08:48 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by artlady View Post
    Here you go Alty.. I am going with a castle theme..not alot out there I assure you.

    Neurotics build castles in the sky.

    Psychotics live in them.

    Psychiatrists collect the rent.

    Hmmm! I knew that landlord looked kind of Freudish! I think he also was hiding a hump on his back! I just thought it was his sack of money! :eek:
  • Jan 24, 2009, 08:51 PM
    Alty

    Good ones Artsy (hee, hee, still giggle at that). ;)

    Stringy, do you have the nakie ducky pics we're going to sell on eBay? I think we should do that soon, I need the money! :)

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