Are you sure she wasn't just being funny? Because if I were a woman, I would say that and think it was hilarious. Actually, it would probably be more like "Abstinence? Hmm...is that a pill or a cream?"

Edit: I guess I wouldn't have to be a woman, now that I think about it. Damn you, sexism!

... how... old... is she?

She's 20, and believe me, she wasn't joking. Like I said, I love her lots, raised her for the first 2 years of her life, even though I was only 16 when she was born. But, she was holding the door when God was passing out the brains. It's sad, really sad.

... she cute?

SNEEZY! Yes, she's cute, actually she's gorgeous.

Not to boast, but she looks allot like I did when I was her age, it's scary. No brains and beautiful, not a good combo.

... hm.

... she single?

SNEEZY! What am I going to do with you?

Nope, she's not single, but I'm sure it won't last long. I really like the guy she's dating, but he's very ambitious, very intelligent and very good looking. She is lazy, not very bright and good looking. Sooner or later I think he'll get bored with her. Oh, she's also very clingy and needy, all in all, not someone I would set up with a friend. You can do better Sneezy, trust me. :)

Wow... point taken.

Aw Sneezy, it's for your own good, really.

You are a bright young man with a great future ahead of you, you don't need a lead weight tied to your ankle.

Stick with HC, smart, pretty, ambitious, outgoing, in other words, perfect! :)

Oh and notice I said that I wouldn't set a friend up with my cousin. That was my way of letting you know that I consider you a friend. Okay, sappy moment, hug. :)

Hugs.

I appreciate that. It seems as if I have multiple aunts here (you, starby, wonderchick) to constantly look out for me. I feel loved. :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

To true.

Hey DMC, we are so hijacking this thread. Join me in Sneezy's kleenex box and we can chat some more.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge...ox-207202.html

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Cool, now I'm Run DMC.

You are loved sweetie. And as an honorary Aunt I feel the need to protect you, so don't get mad when I do, it's for your own good, one day you'll thank me. Tough love. ;)

And know that I would have absolutely no problem setting you up with someone that I thought was worthy of you, not a moments hesitation. :)

Hey dbc.

... where's resty?

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Originally Posted by Da Bigchamp

Cool, now I'm Run DMC.

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I love it. From now on you are Run DMC, sad that you remember them. ;)

Welcome DMC. Sneezy runs this place, it's our third location, we love to gab.

It's Trickay, how is it B, it's tri tri tri tri here we go. It's tricky to rock o rhyme to rock o rhyme that's right on time it's trickay.

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

hey dbc.

...where's resty?

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Looks like he left without saying goodbye. Naughty kid, 100 lashes for Resty. ;) :p :D

DBC, I feel young again. Go Run DMC, they rock! Oooh, I jumped up and I think I broke my hip (kidding). :)

I met this little girlie, her hair was kind of curly
Went to her house and bust her out, I had to leave real early
These girls are really sleazy, all they just say is please me
Or spend some time and rock a rhyme, I said It's not that easy

Woot, enough rockin and rhymin for tonight. If you liked it, I'm here all week

You are 19 going on 30, to cute. ;)

So DBC, what are your plans for the weekend? Anything exciting? Remember, I'm living vicariously through all you younguns, so make it good. :)