Ask Me Help Desk - Oliver D Rode Tours

Hey guys,you could'nt swing by where I work and pick me up?

So busy today...

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If you have a medical need you will find Zoe and Shaz in the back. Should the driving make you sickly please use the nurse services.

Mwahahahahaha

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Originally Posted by redhed35

hey guys,you could'nt swing by where i work and pick me up?

so busy today....

Well, when you put it that way, we'll be right there. :D

Uhhh, Shaz, I'm feeling fine. Really. :confused:

Shaz, that was not a picture I needed to see. :rolleyes:

No-ones going to get sick on the bus now are they :D

OK JLo your totally fine to drive. When you feel the need for a drink we pull over. Or you can pass up your driving duties and just sit with red and I and be the tour guide.

Shaz I will never be sick again, I swear!

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Originally Posted by 88sunflower

OK JLo your totally fine to drive. When you feel the need for a drink we pull over. Or you can pass up your driving duties and just sit with red and I and be the tour guide.

Shaz I will never be sick again, I swear!

Can I sit in the middle?

I'll drive the bus. I like to be in control anyway... :cool: Put your seat belts on!

What is going on everyone?

I would catch up but I'm not feeling up to it.

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Originally Posted by adam_89

What is going on everyone?

I would catch up but I'm not feeling up to it.

Red is busy.

Sunny wants me to sit next to her.

KC likes to be in control.

Shaz is crazy.

I have a dirty mind at 5:50 in the morning.

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Originally Posted by Just Looking

Can I sit in the middle?

Not a problem.

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Originally Posted by Just Looking

Red is busy.

Sunny wants me to sit next to her. Check

KC likes to be in control. Big time Check

Shaz is crazy. CHECK

I have a dirty mind at 5:50 in the morning. Major CHECK

:cool:

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Originally Posted by Just Looking

Red is busy.

Sunny wants me to sit next to her.

KC likes to be in control.

Shaz is crazy.

I have a dirty mind at 5:50 in the morning.

And Cat is praying she doesn't get sick or injured while on the bus.

Aww thanks J-Lo, you recognised my talent :D

And what the heck are you doing up at 5:50 :eek:

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Originally Posted by Cat1864

And Cat is praying she doesn't get sick or injured while on the bus.

Aww come on, it's just ketchup... promise :cool:

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Originally Posted by shazamataz

Aww come on, it's just ketchup... promise :cool:

Then I am not eating on the bus either.

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Originally Posted by shazamataz

Aww thanks J-Lo, you recognised my talent :D

And what the heck are you doing up at 5:50 :eek:

Good question. I'll be back asleep soon. :)

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Originally Posted by Cat1864

Then I am not eating on the bus either.

Would you prefer whipped cream and strawberry sauce?
I'll give you and Cats some supplies and you can use the special room in the back of the bus...

Wait..
WRONG THREAD :eek:

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Originally Posted by shazamataz

Would you prefer whipped cream and strawberry sauce?
I'll give you and Cats some supplies and you can use the special room in the back of the bus...

wait..
WRONG THREAD :eek:

Yeah, it belongs in the horror movie thread. "Helpful" nurse, supplies, couple, back of bus... when do the zombies attack? :eek:

Haha hey that was supposed to be sexy not scary :p

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Originally Posted by shazamataz

Haha hey that was supposed to be sexy not scary :p

Then you didn't look at the 'nurse'. :D

Eddie are you sure this is the right bus stop? Yea, it sez it right here in the brochure.

Okay, were you able to get the right ducats? I think so, the scalper promised me good seats.

Better be, I don't want to be sitting on my bare tush. The scalper!! boy this is going to be good.
Don't worry, remember last years series?
Yea I remember, it was easier to get the beers when the blimp passed by.

I wonder what's takin' so long for the bus to show? might be the bad weather, they're callin for wet snow tonite

Okay, but lets go stand over there, its starting to rain harder. What'd you bring in the cooler?
I got a little of everything, Guinness, Fosters, Hinnie, Labatt's, Mick XXX, Scotch, cigars, cards, name your poison.

Hmmm... gimme a stout, an a scotch... an I have one of those cubans!

Okay, ya wanna play some pinochle while we wait?
Mites well, you sure you can afford it?
are you sure you can?

Deal!

Uhhh... hi? Anyone? Where are all the passengers of the bus? And who's that awful sleeping nurse with the litter all around and bloody burger in her mouth :confused:

Hey unky,shaz is the medic on board, looks like the cats gor to her though.

Hey KULX,got any budweiser on your person, have had a long day, I learned a lot,I'm older budweiser!

Ba dum dum ba! ( meant to be drums) I'm tried.

An Irish girl drinking Budweiser... never thought I would see the day.

That 'nurse' seems to have rather abuse of hamburgers, in my opinion :rolleyes: :D

Hey KUXJ,

Glad you signed up. I hope your cooler includes some tomatoes. We haven't eaten in two days – plus Shaz can use any leftovers for makeup. Once you are on the bus, the only cards allowed are poker … and you can guess what kind. Coming from Reno, I've played my fair share of poker – sorry guys, I won't be losing my clothes. :D

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Originally Posted by Just Looking

Hey KUXJ,

Glad you signed up. I hope your cooler includes some tomatoes. We haven’t eaten in two days – plus Shaz can use any leftovers for makeup. Once you are on the bus, the only cards allowed is poker … and you can guess what kind. Coming from Reno, I’ve played my fair share of poker – sorry guys, I won’t be losing my clothes. :D

Nice try at bluffing :cool:

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Originally Posted by kctiger

Nice try at bluffing :cool:

Clearly I meant while playing poker. ;)

Speaking of tomatoes, the largest I've ever seen (was very sweet to the taste too!) was called a 'Tomate Russe' (litterally translating to 'Russian Tomato'). It was about 25cm of diametre or so if I remember well :)

I cut my teeth on budweiser,my first drink,I'm partial to bacardi but need plenty of cover before I drink it, I call my eldest daughter my bacardi baby!

Can't play poker,but ill make the sandwiches, what have we got.. right leftover make up sandwiches it is!~

Add a little bit of this stuff,and this fuzzy stuff and no one will know the difference...

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Originally Posted by Unknown008

Speaking of tomatoes, the largest I've ever seen (was very sweet to the taste too!) was called a 'Tomate Russe' (litterally translating to 'Russian Tomato'). It was about 25cm of diametre or so if I remember well :)

Wow. That is one big tomato.

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Originally Posted by redhed35

cant play poker..

That's okay. You can play. There can only be one winner, and that will be me. :)

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Originally Posted by Just Looking

Wow. That is one big ... tomato.

That's okay. You can play. There can only be one winner, and that will be me. :)

Winner meaning you will be naked at the end of the game? I agree with you. :D

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Originally Posted by kctiger

Winner meaning you will be naked at the end of the game? I agree with you. :D

Clearly you don't know how to play either. You and Red both need to play. :cool:

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Originally Posted by Just Looking

Clearly you don't know how to play either. You and Red both need to play. :cool:

I can play snap... ill beat the pants of you in snap kc!

I'm the snap queen, you might as well just get naky now and save yourself the time.

Hello?

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Originally Posted by adam_89

Hello?

I suppose you need another recap. :rolleyes:

Recap: JLo is naked, and Red is saying she can beat me in "snap" in order to get me naked.

I actually read this time. I was bored. I am taking a hunters education course online and doing it whil working so it is taking a lot of time.

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Originally Posted by kctiger

Recap: JLo is naked, and Red is saying she can beat me in "snap" in order to get me naked.

I thought all she had to do was snap. :confused: