I do understand about dealing with addicts. It really makes you feel helpless because you have to sit back and watch them destroy everything. And then you're still holding onto a shred of hope that they realize what they're doing.

It must be really difficult since your kids love and want a relationship with her. :(

Ok... maybe we should get back to horny talk! :D

Where are the damn boys...

Of course, I did warn kc about the second week of the month, he maybe avoiding me. :D

Okok, if you guys say so... I'm back to the horniness of it all.

Um... a few days ago, I went out for drinks with a friend, and I'm not sure what had happened. I didn't drink the full gamut of drinks... only had a couple... but apparently, something went wrong or another, and I was ENTIRELY trashed, to the point where I was stumbling my speech, blacking out, etc. (NOTE TO TEENS: Don't be like me) Apparently, I was talking to someone on the phone, and that *SOMEONE* said the next day that I was "pretty good at phone oral sex."... reowr?

You really had me turned on last night sneezy

I mean, I have no idea what you're talking about

I have an addition to our horny little song lyrics... Shush girl shut your lips Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips

... I'm never drinking again.

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You really had me turned on last night sneezy

I mean, I have no idea what you're talking about

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That will teach him. :D

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You really had me turned on last night sneezy

I mean, I have no idea what you're talking about

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LOL!

http://www.funnycatpix.com/_pics/cat...g_out_loud.jpg

Sarah

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okok, if you guys say so...I'm back to the horniness of it all.

um...a few days ago, I went out for drinks with a friend, and I'm not sure what had happened. I didn't drink the full gamut of drinks...only had a couple...but apparently, something went wrong or another, and I was ENTIRELY trashed, to the point where I was stumbling my speech, blacking out, etc. (NOTE TO TEENS: Don't be like me) Apparently, I was talking to someone on the phone, and that *SOMEONE* said the next day that I was "pretty good at phone oral sex." ...reowr?

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You little stinker! Yes, you are good at oral phone sex, you also said you loved me and then you passed out. Some date you are!

Little Monday nastiness I see...

That's because Sneezy was the little engine that could keep moving

It's okay, happens to the best of us

Nastiness? Where? Me? No way!

Morning KC, how's it hangin?

Well... let's just say KC isn't in the best of moods and leave it at that. How you doin'?

Rome.. why are you so funny today.

Maybe it's because I'm famished.. but whatever the reason is keep me laughing..

Sarah

Morning Rome.

The little engine that could?

Silly boys! Just silly!

Yep Kc, it's been one of those weekends for me as well

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Well....let's just say KC isn't in the best of moods and leave it at that. How you doin'?

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I'm doing. I've got a bit of a sunburn from doing gardening yesterday, but other then that, I'm just peachy!

What's got you down KC? Blue balls? :eek:

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I'm doing. I've got a bit of a sunburn from doing gardening yesterday, but other then that, I'm just peachy!

What's got you down KC? Blue balls? :eek:

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I thought those would have you down Alten?

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I thought those would have you down Alten?

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LMAO! Good one! :p

I'm a happy camper today, hubby's back on days.

In other words, I don't have to recharge my batteries this week, I've got the real thing. :)

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LMAO! Good one! :p

I'm a happy camper today, hubby's back on days.

In other words, I don't have to recharge my batteries this week, I've got the real thing. :)

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Must be nice ha ha!

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Must be nice ha ha!

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I'll let you know. ;)

Last night rocked!

Last night I surprised my wife with a candlelight dinner for mothers day.

Then we had chocolate strawberries and pink champagne w/ soft music in low lights.

Our bedroom was covered in candles and mixed rose pedals all over the floor and bed.



... if you want to hear more say "I DO"

I DO!

Just going to say, we don't light candles in the Alty household, my husband and fire, they don't mix!

That's it... only one person wants to hear the rest?

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Bah Humbug. :p
I'm jealous. :(

But I do... [sigh]

I do, but I'm also being deprived as of the moment so sexual talk doesn't do me any good ha ha

I don't.

Sarah

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I do, but I'm also being deprived as of the moment so sexual talk doesn't do me any good ha ha

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Poor baby, do you need a hug?

I can loan you my batteries for the next two weeks, and a few toys, just make sure you sterilize them before you return them to me. ;)

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I don't.

Sarah

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Me and you both...

Lol, thanks! But nothing battery operated is coming near me. The wife doesn't feel "pretty" and is "stressed out" so that means the show is on lock down

SHE FELL ASLEEP!

So I called the boys and we went to Sugar Daddies. [local strip club]

Told my wife this morning and her reply was...
"you got up?"


:eek:

That sucks Rome. Ahhhh, want to say something, can't say it, be quiet Alty, don't do it... my head is going to explode!

Ha ha... Sounds like my fiancé, she was up all day and had a cappuccino at around 6, by the time we laid down, she was beyond tired:(

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SHE FELL ASLEEP!

So I called the boys and we went to Sugar Daddies. [local strip club]

Told my wife this morning and her reply was....
"you got up?"


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Are you dating my ex?? :cool:

Ha ha what do you want to say Alty? She says she feels "fat" and she's like 125lbs, last time I checked that's not fat!

Krazi, that was so not worth the wait. :(

Yesterday I gardened, got a sun burn, played with the kids.

Hubby made dinner, I still feel a bit sick.

After the kids went to bed we... never mind, don't want to make you all jealous. ;)

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Krazi, that was so not worth the wait. :(

Yesterday I gardened, got a sun burn, played with the kids.

Hubby made dinner, I still feel a bit sick.

After the kids went to bed we...... never mind, don't want to make you all jealous. ;)

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Not cool man, not cool

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Ha ha what do you want to say Alty? She says she feels "fat" and she's like 125lbs, last time I checked that's not fat!

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She feels fat? Sweetie, that's code for "I'm bloated, PMSing and I don't want you anywhere near me until I feel human again".

This too shall pass. ;)

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Not cool man, not cool

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It was for me. :D

She has a different type of birth control that limits her PMS, where she doesn't have them and if she does, they barely last. Bloating is a possibility, she did complain about that. And I wrote all her English papers last week so we could have "alone" time this weekend :(