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Originally Posted by darkvision

o_O sorry got distracted again! damn that ADHD. but my time gone is not a complete loss, i came back prepared with my secret weapon! as well as some solvent for the glue, should get you patched(or unpatched) right up!

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"If you do not understand a answer, feel free to ask for clarification?"

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Alty...I got the vacuum cleaner that they think that they gave us to clean up. Stand by your bars...I'll blow the feathers off of you! Scoop em up and pass em over! I saved some jelly from our late night snack, and I'll disguise myself. Gather up your sheets, and we'll tie them together okay? Now, I've been gone all of this time, and have gotten half of the tunnel dug, to get over to your cell, with the spoon they gave me with my lunch. They only think I'm sleeping!

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You are going to 'spoon' what?

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Originally Posted by Stringer

"If you do not understand a answer, feel free to ask for clarification?"

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Most of that was in regards to this message

Hey! Who left the Sherriff and the Deputy alone? Girls! Dark! This is unacceptable. Don't you know that the two of them alone together is bad?

:: pfft, pfft :: Is anyone going to get these feathers off me?

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Make sense now?

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Originally Posted by Stringer

You are going to 'spoon' what?

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Acchhem, uhmmm... well you of course Sheriff! You know how you like to spoon with the Duck at night while everyone else is asleep!

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Originally Posted by darkvision

most of that was in regards to this message

Hey! Who left the Sherriff and the Deputy alone? Girls! Dark! This is unacceptable. Don't you know that the two of them alone together is bad?

:: pfft, pfft :: Is anyone going to get these feathers off of me?

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make sense now?

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Oooh. Thanks.

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Acchhem, uhmmm...well you of course Sheriff! You know how you like to spoon with the Duck at night while everyone else is asleep!

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NOTE for files; Duck is disrespectful, naughty, argumentative, has dirty thoughts,.

Let's see Batman, what should the fines be for ALL THESE indignities? Yep... fineable ! Ha:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Oooh. Thanks.

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Np, I have some experience with cops, they tend to be a bit slow :p

(im going to get it for that one arnt I?)

Definitely fineable sheriff , I'm keeping an eye on her from the corner.

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Definately fineable sheriff , I'm keeping an eye on her from the corner.

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Good man...

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Originally Posted by darkvision

np, i have some experience with cops, they tend to be a bit slow :p

(im going to get it for that one arnt i?)

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Aaah ha... that's how you act as a guest in our jail? Batman, this guy's status is now changed from 'guest' to permanent resident... bad manners are also an infraction and heavily fineable !:rolleyes: Stand still, Batman has a location chip for you...

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Aaah ha...that's how you act as a guest in our jail? Batman, this guy's status is now changed from 'guest' to permanent resident...bad manners are also an infraction and heavily fineable !:rolleyes: Stand still, Batman has a location chip for ya.....

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Certainly sheriff, only first I have this issue, I'm getting kind of tired of caring around this four dozen dunken donuts boxes of assorted flavors. Would you two mind holding on to them for a little while?

Bribery??

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Bribery???

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Nope I'm just full :D

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Bribery???

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You betcha!! Deputy, look that one up... his tab is growing...

DUNKIN DONUTS, you say?

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Originally Posted by Stringer

DUNKIN DONUTS, you say?

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Indeed, assorted mix so I'm sure your favorite is still in their :D:D

Deputy... we might want to reconsider his indignation charge...

Hhmmm... maybe we could just make the Fine a box of each flavour ;)

Just let me know when you guys have had your fill, I will clean up.

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Originally Posted by darkvision

Indeed, assorted mix so im sure your favorite is still in their :D:D

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Good diversion Darky! Throw in a couple of Brownies, and we've got them! They will be noddin off before we know it! ;)

Now, back to my diggin. It's slow going, but I'll make it through! :D

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Good diversion Darky! Throw in a couple of Brownies, and we've got em! They will be noddin off before we know it! ;)

Now, back to my diggin. It's slow goin, but I'll make it through! :D

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Tut Tut... your list is growing :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Good diversion Darky! Throw in a couple of Brownies, and we've got em! They will be noddin off before we know it! ;)

Now, back to my diggin. It's slow goin, but I'll make it through! :D

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DUCKS.. smartest animals on earth! You, just wrote what you are doing :::digging:::..

Don't cha know that the deputy is waiting on the outside with his trusted sub deputies, German Shepherds nets, gas, guns and a paddy wagon? And NOW you will have to pay for all this damage to our nice new jail... ya want that we send you to Devil's Island?? :eek:


Gotcha!

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Good diversion Darky! Throw in a couple of Brownies, and we've got em! They will be noddin off before we know it! ;)

Now, back to my diggin. It's slow goin, but I'll make it through! :D

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I told you I had a secret weapon, not my fault cops are slow :P




By the way I'm really forgetful... did I mention I laced them with LSD for some added fun? No? Hmmm could have SWORN(:rolleyes:) I said something about that... ah well. Should be a interesting trip...

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Tut Tut...............your list is growing :rolleyes:

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Take pics and video Batman... for the courts...

Hey! Your first work day of the week is almost over right? Geeeze, I wish, not looking forward to my first tomorrow...

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Tut Tut...............your list is growing :rolleyes:

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Who me?. I wasn't doing anything Deputy! I was just relaxing in my cell, and reading a romance novel, and listening to Barry White. Someone has been playing tricks on you! ::sneaks and grabs keys to Batmobile::

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Originally Posted by darkvision

i told you i had a secret weapon, not my fault cops are slow :P




By the way im really forgetful...did i mention i laced them with LSD for some added fun? No? hmmm could have SWORN(:rolleyes:) i said something about that....ah well. Should be a interesting trip....

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Well Deputy, he is now designated as a female, he has joined their group... Oh, didn't anyone tell you... it's kind of split down the middle... the guys and...

He is now part of the subversion group get his file out... oh, I see he does have a long list of infractions with the law... hmmmm.

Well lock down time... be good... lights out close the cell doors, set the alarms...

Batman, your turn for night duty... K? I'm leaving for the night... have to find a reason to have a cigarette latter... Alty knows...

NIght guys...

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Hey! Your first work day of the week is almost over right? Geeeze, I wish, not looking forward to my first tomorrow....

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3pm nearly here stringer , but I'm at home today as I have Mondays off for a while :)

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Originally Posted by darkvision

i told you i had a secret weapon, not my fault cops are slow :P




By the way im really forgetful...did i mention i laced them with LSD for some added fun? No? hmmm could have SWORN(:rolleyes:) i said something about that....ah well. Should be a interesting trip....

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They don't know that since they put us on kitchen duty, that those are some rather tasty "mushrooms" we put in their stew we made them!

Oh oh Sheriff and Batman!. don't be "trippin" on the wet floor! Didn't you see the signs?

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

3pm nearly here stringer , but I'm at home today as I have Mondays off for a while :)

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Nice... my friend... jealous.

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Well Deputy, he is not designated as a female, he has joined their group...Oh, didn't anyone tell ya...it's kinda split down the middle...the guys and....

He is now part of the subversion group get his file out...oh, I see he does have a long list of infractions with the law....hmmmm.

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Well sheriff, you have promised me nothing, and neither have they. But id rather be on their side and hope I get "rewarded" then be on your side and be guaranteed nothing. Now if you wish to negotiate for my services... perhaps we can work something out :)

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

3pm nearly here stringer , but I'm at home today as I have Mondays off for a while :)

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They suspended you on Mondays in OZ land? LOL! I know, it was because you were sleeping at your desk again weren't you!

Stringy is going to bed at 11? Huh? Look out Marta!. Stringy's on his way in! No pun intended!. well maybe a little. C'ya at smoke break time Stringy!

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Originally Posted by darkvision

Well sheriff, you have promised me nothing, and neither have they. But id rather be on their side and hope i get "rewarded" then be on your side and be guaranteed nothing. Now if you wish to negotiate for my services....perhaps we can work something out :)

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Nope... not tonight... night all... :rolleyes: Maybe tomorrow...

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

They suspended you on Mondays in OZ land? LOL! I know, it was because you were sleepin at your desk again weren't you!

Stringy is going to bed at 11? Huh? Look out Marta!...Stringy's on his way in! No pun intended!...well maybe a little. C'ya at smoke break time Stringy!

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Maybeeeeeee. Stay alert Deputy...

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Nope...not tonight.....night all...:rolleyes: Maybe tomorrow....

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Sweet dreams Stringy! Off to snooze land you go! ;)

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Nope...not tonight.....night all...:rolleyes: Maybe tomorrow....

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Lol. Enjoy that sleep stuff. I hear good things about it.

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Originally Posted by darkvision

lol. enjoy that sleep stuff. i hear good things about it.

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If anyone has some good tips for that sleep thing I hear about... I'm all over it! :p

Oh hey... Stringy, I forgot to tell you! You said there is no place for bikes, on your thread. Where the heck is Rebby going to park? You got to make a special spot for our Rebby girl!

You better make accommodations, or there is going to be a prison riot! :p

... and I hope you made Momma's cell comfy for her or you'll be in big trouble little man! ;)

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

If anyone has some good tips for that sleep thing I hear about...I'm all over it!! :p

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From what I hear all that is needed is me+you+bed+me talking. Evidently this works quite well. Not sure why

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Originally Posted by darkvision

From what i hear all that is needed is me+you+bed+me talking. evidently this works quite well. not sure why

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Hmmm... I'll have to give that a try. Although I have tried this method in the past, it has not had any long term effects! :p