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  • Dec 3, 2008, 10:56 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob View Post
    A Wampanoag is a native of the north east.

    Vic's vacationing in Veronica's vacant vagina.

    LMAO... :eek:
  • Dec 3, 2008, 10:58 PM
    Alty

    Sexy Selma savors Seths scrotum.

    Did I just go too far? :eek:
  • Dec 3, 2008, 10:59 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Sexy Selma savors Seths scrotum.

    Did I just go too far? :eek:


    Ha Ha... wait till spydy pants comes back LOL

    Ok got to go for the day , have fun folks :)
  • Dec 3, 2008, 11:04 PM
    magprob
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Sexy Selma savors Seths scrotum.

    Did I just go too far? :eek:

    Now that's funny! Yes... too far.

    Good night!
  • Dec 3, 2008, 11:20 PM
    Alty

    You know you boys love it! :)

    Night M. :)

    I got to run too. Later Mag. :)
  • Dec 4, 2008, 07:30 AM
    firmbeliever

    Hmmm... I am lost, is this the ABC's thread or something else?
    I do think I need to get a map around this place.
    It is hard enough getting from A to B,now I have to search for the whole alphabet, out of turn? :D
  • Dec 4, 2008, 07:14 PM
    magprob

    May I include my latest poem? Not so much a poem as an observation or commentary on this over crowded world.

    Every time I look around
    There's someone looking back with a frown
    Every time I go any where
    There's always some one coming or going there
    Every time I need a little time alone
    Some one has to call me on my cell phone
    Every time I look up at the stars
    I see a satellite looking at me, well, possibly mars
    Every time I go to lie on the beach
    People are packed in like sardines at arms reach
    Every time I go to meditate in the park
    Some big slobbering dog takes a huge crap and starts to bark

    I'm building a rocket ship so I can
    Get out of here
    I'm taking peanuts, beef jerky, Spam, and
    Lots of beer
    A shot gun and my favorite fishin pole
    I'm looking for my own intergalactic fishin hole
  • Dec 4, 2008, 08:06 PM
    startover22
    Love your poem Mag, imaginative;) You didn't include spam, I was some what disappointed.
    The other stuff I can do without... you guys are incredibly NOT SHY!
    Hi Firmalicious, you know I miss you terribly;)
    Ok... off on another 4 Million day absence;) Heehee If I can stand it that it. Hugs to you all.
  • Dec 4, 2008, 08:30 PM
    Alty

    Starty was here! Starty is gone. :(

    Jeesh, I'm missing everyone today. Not fair!

    As for being shy. Starty, how long have you known me? Shy is not in my vocabulary. ;)
  • Dec 4, 2008, 08:30 PM
    magprob

    Thank you start, I included Spam. I'm building my space ship out of metal trash cans welded together and since you reminded me that I must take Spam, I wielded one more on to make room. A Spam compartment, if you will. Again, thank you.
  • Dec 4, 2008, 08:34 PM
    Alty

    The vafrous virgin wore valenki even though she was valgus.
  • Dec 4, 2008, 08:40 PM
    N0help4u

    She wore valenki? How about velvet velcro?

    Russian Felt Boots valenki - RusClothing.com
  • Dec 4, 2008, 08:46 PM
    Alty

    Valenki sounded more shi shi poo poo. ;)
  • Dec 4, 2008, 08:51 PM
    magprob

    Valenki drives me wild. Even the mere mention. Excuse me, I need to rapidly relieve my radical, raging, ram-like rat snake.
  • Dec 4, 2008, 08:54 PM
    Alty

    Rat snake? Is that another word for penis? ;)
  • Dec 4, 2008, 08:59 PM
    magprob

    Shhhh!
  • Dec 4, 2008, 09:30 PM
    startover22
    Eeeewww... stop it.
    GEEZE!
    K... off again.;):)
  • Dec 4, 2008, 09:40 PM
    magprob

    Start! Start! What are you hiding for? Did someone piss you off? We'll get them for you.
  • Dec 4, 2008, 10:14 PM
    Alty

    I think our alphabet scares her Mag. Come back Starty, Mag will be good. I can't vouch for me though, sorry. ;)
  • Dec 4, 2008, 10:17 PM
    Alty
    The fabulous fabulist found fellatio fascinating.
  • Dec 4, 2008, 10:27 PM
    magprob

    Freaky fun. Don't forget finger.
  • Dec 4, 2008, 10:28 PM
    Alty

    Yup! :)
  • Dec 5, 2008, 12:26 AM
    magprob
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  • Dec 5, 2008, 06:27 AM
    firmbeliever
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by startover22 View Post
    Love your poem Mag, imaginative;) You didnt include spam, I was some what disappointed.
    The other stuff I can do without...you guys are incredibly NOT SHY!!
    Hi Firmalicious, you know i miss you terribly;)
    Ok...off on another 4 Million day absence;) Heehee If I can stand it that it. Hugs to you all.

    Hi Starty,
    Miss you terribly too :) .

    I agree the people on this thread,Not Shy at all...
    I am off too... Need to clear my head.:p
  • Dec 13, 2008, 09:42 PM
    spyderglass

    Oh my, I've been neglecting my post... what letter are we on?
  • Dec 13, 2008, 09:57 PM
    magprob

    Warning! This post has been hijacked and everyone that participted has been beaten.
    This is your last warning. Leave and never return!
  • Dec 13, 2008, 09:58 PM
    Alty

    If I don't listen you'll beat me Mag? Hmmmm, choices, choices. ;)
  • Dec 13, 2008, 09:58 PM
    spyderglass

    Ack mein gott. That's what I get for getting a job and neglecting my peeps. Missed you mag. Been up to no good as usual, I presume.
  • Dec 13, 2008, 10:00 PM
    magprob

    http://www.flashfunpages.com/couple.swf
  • Dec 13, 2008, 10:02 PM
    Alty

    I have to say I helped him along a bit Spydie, or did he help me? I'm not really sure.

    We sort of abandoned the rules, any letter goes, any order, whatever your poison. Just try and make it dirty, apparently that's what we like. ;)

    Pete's penis poked Penelope's perineum. ;)
  • Dec 13, 2008, 10:04 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob View Post

    Busted, I didn't listen, I kept reading. :)

    Good one Mag! :p
  • Dec 13, 2008, 10:05 PM
    magprob

    Spydies spinchter spewed smelly, silky stuff.
  • Dec 13, 2008, 10:07 PM
    spyderglass

    Mags mouth masticated mouldy marmalade
  • Dec 13, 2008, 10:08 PM
    Alty

    Sexy Susies sultry sex sustained Stan? Does that make sense? ;)
  • Dec 13, 2008, 10:08 PM
    magprob

    Now you got it Spydie!

    Does it make sense? Is Stan sustained? If so then I would say it makes perfect sense.
  • Dec 13, 2008, 10:10 PM
    Alty

    Mag, I like your new signature. Did you take a peek at mine?

    Raunchy Randy rode Rhonda roughly.
  • Dec 13, 2008, 10:10 PM
    spyderglass

    Hells yeyah.
  • Dec 13, 2008, 10:12 PM
    magprob

    I like it.
  • Dec 13, 2008, 10:14 PM
    spyderglass
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    Me too.Attachment 14507
  • Dec 13, 2008, 10:16 PM
    magprob
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