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  • Jul 28, 2008, 11:30 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    Batman!!!....you're still here!! Is the Bat Mobile revved up?? Can we go to the Batcave for BEEEEEERRRR???

    Half an hour to go starby... jump in!!
  • Jul 28, 2008, 11:32 PM
    starbuck8
    Yeeeaaayyyyy!. Yippeeeee... Wooooohoooooo!. I'm down with that homey!! :D :D
  • Jul 28, 2008, 11:37 PM
    Alty
    I'm here, I'm here, I think I'm here. Am I here? ;)

    Okay, it's time to get serious kids, I'm going to kick this colds a$$, no more Miss nice guy, wait that didn't make sense. Anyway, I'm going to get rid of this thing once and for all, yup, that's right, Alty is getting mean, going to wash that germ right out of my system. How? I don't know, but I'm going to do it, mind over matter, yup, that's it. Back in a minute, got to blow my nose, again!

    Okay, I'm back, and that was gross, and painful. I'm done, stick a fork in me.

    Any fork pics M? ;)
  • Jul 28, 2008, 11:41 PM
    friend4u178
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    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    I'm here, I'm here, I think I'm here. Am I here? ;)

    Okay, it's time to get serious kids, I'm going to kick this colds a$$, no more Miss nice guy, wait that didn't make sense. Anyway, I'm going to get rid of this thing once and for all, yup, that's right, Alty is getting mean, gonna wash that germ right out of my system. How? I don't know, but I'm going to do it, mind over matter, yup, that's it. Back in a minute, gotta blow my nose, again!

    Okay, I'm back, and that was gross, and painful. I'm done, stick a fork in me.

    Any fork pics M? ;)

    This do??

    Attachment 10584
  • Jul 28, 2008, 11:44 PM
    Alty
    I think that's a spoon, but my vision is a bit blurry right now so I can't be sure. :)
  • Jul 28, 2008, 11:44 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178
    This do???

    Attachment 10584

    Now that's just plain creepy! :eek: :p
  • Jul 28, 2008, 11:47 PM
    Alty
    Okay, is it just me, or does it look like that guy is wearing a silver mini jock strap on his face? Please say it isn't just me. ;)
  • Jul 28, 2008, 11:48 PM
    friend4u178
    Uuhhmmmm... I don't see it!
  • Jul 28, 2008, 11:50 PM
    Alty
    You man, me woman, I see things you don't see. Wait, you man, me sick medicated possibly intoxicated woman, maybe I'm seeing things you don't see. Didn't I just say that? ;)
  • Jul 29, 2008, 12:01 AM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    You man, me woman, I see things you don't see. Wait, you man, me sick medicated possibly intoxicated woman, maybe I'm seeing things you don't see. Didn't I just say that? ;)

    I want what you're having!! Whaaaaaattttt?? LOL!
  • Jul 29, 2008, 12:05 AM
    Alty
    Didn't it make sense? I thought it made sense. Wait, I'll re-read it... nope, it still makes sense. Are you sure it's me? ;)
  • Jul 29, 2008, 12:19 AM
    starbuck8
    Alty?. I think I'm seeing it! The wonders of the power of suggestion! LOL!
  • Jul 29, 2008, 12:22 AM
    Alty
    I think it's the power of alcohol and cold meds, but okay. ;)
  • Jul 29, 2008, 12:27 AM
    starbuck8
    NH... Bud told me you wanted to hear this song! :D

    YouTube - Elton John RARE Island Girl Piano Vocal
  • Jul 29, 2008, 12:28 AM
    starbuck8
    I'm so wide awake, and really doubt I will get to sleep anytime soon Alty!! Uuuurrrggghh! I'll keep on playing my music I guess! :)
  • Jul 29, 2008, 12:30 AM
    Alty
    Oooh, music, Alty dancy. ;)

    Starby, Alty really should go to bed, try to sleep, get rid of bad cold bugs in body. Why am I talking about myself in the third person? I need help! :)

    Nighty night Starby, barby.

    NoHelp, sorry about the weirdness, that's what you get when M, Starby and I come to visit. I would say it gets better, but I'd be lying. ;)
  • Jul 29, 2008, 12:34 AM
    starbuck8
    You get some good sleep Alty! I hope you wake up with no more sniffles, and a light head... noooo... a heavy head... noooo... uhmmmm... a clear head! :)

    Hmmmm... Knarles Barkley is on the Tonight Show... he is wearing what appears to be a bat cape! Freeky! HAHA!
  • Jul 29, 2008, 12:38 AM
    Alty
    Night Starby, clear head sound good, it's heavy right now, and a bit light, did that make sense?

    Time to catch some Zzzzzzzzz's.

    Night all. :)

    Alty out.
  • Jul 29, 2008, 12:48 AM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer
    What???? This came out of Allheart?:) :D :eek:

    That's why we love her soooo much! :)
  • Jul 29, 2008, 12:58 AM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by N0help4u
    I know exactly what you mean....been there, done that and he claims he has 10 yrs of me on hard disc to prove I 'have a reputation' of lying and being a problem.....ROTFLMAO!

    take two asprin
    drink some oj and go to sleep and have sweet genie dreams!

    That's funny!

    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/religi...-226429-7.html

    (sorry for the double post)
  • Jul 29, 2008, 05:43 AM
    N0help4u
    Thank you for the song!

    There is going to be non stop music on my island (NO doubt about it) whether it is my boyfriend and the Flow band and the Freedom band or CD's or Youtube. It will be non stop music

    These are the top songs

    YouTube - RED RED WINE (ORIGINAL)

    YouTube - You're My Angel

    YouTube - Rum and Coca Cola

    YouTube - BOB MARLEY - STIR IT UP

    YouTube - Mr.Capone-E-Angel Baby

    YouTube - Kokomo
  • Jul 29, 2008, 06:43 AM
    curlybenswife
    YouTube - Wham! - Club Tropicana

    You forgot one ;) 80's eat your heart out...
  • Jul 29, 2008, 06:56 AM
    N0help4u
    Ahh thank you
  • Jul 29, 2008, 07:05 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    How come you boys never worry when I say something naughty?

    Well, what would we do without you as our instructor?? :p


    (QUOTE=Altenweg)The three of you would make one women very happy.

    I already have... :) At least she says I do, and she tells me that she doesn't lie..
  • Jul 29, 2008, 11:07 AM
    Alty
    Aw, Stringer, I know you do. :)

    You are a sweet wonderful man, Marta is very lucky to have you, I've told you that before, and it's the God's honest truth. :)

    Lub you Stringer, big hug to you. Wait, I'm contagious, would you settle for a high five? ;)
  • Jul 29, 2008, 01:28 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Aw, Stringer, I know you do. :)

    You are a sweet wonderful man, Marta is very lucky to have you, I've told you that before, and it's the God's honest truth. :)

    Lub you Stringer, big hug to you. Wait, I'm contagious, would you settle for a high five? ;)

    Ha ha, we can't even rub noses either... :D :eek: :rolleyes:
  • Jul 29, 2008, 01:34 PM
    Alty
    Nope, my nose hurts too much, I'm rubbing it all the time, ouch. ;)

    How are you Stringer. :)
  • Jul 29, 2008, 01:34 PM
    N0help4u
    NO rubbing noses is where the eskimos goes.
    This is tropical island ALL the way!!
  • Jul 29, 2008, 01:35 PM
    Alty
    Rubbing coconuts? ;)
  • Jul 29, 2008, 02:32 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Rubbing coconuts? ;)


    Wwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttt... tttttttt?
  • Jul 29, 2008, 02:33 PM
    Alty
    Hee, hee, just a bit of island humor. ;)
  • Jul 29, 2008, 02:37 PM
    N0help4u
    2 Attachment(s)
    Do you put the lime in the coconut with this humor?? :D
  • Jul 29, 2008, 02:42 PM
    starbuck8
    YouTube - Lime In The Coconut
  • Jul 29, 2008, 02:45 PM
    N0help4u
    You got it!
  • Jul 29, 2008, 02:54 PM
    Alty
    Should I try that, put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning? Maybe that will work. Worth a try. Honey, buy me a coconut and a lime! :)
  • Jul 29, 2008, 02:56 PM
    N0help4u
    Yeah honeydew, lime and coconut sounds like a sure cure to me

    J_9 how about it??
  • Jul 29, 2008, 03:00 PM
    Alty
    I'll try anything at this point. Achooo, I'm sick of being sick. :(
  • Jul 29, 2008, 03:12 PM
    N0help4u
    1 Attachment(s)
    Maybe Isneeze will donate his kleenex box along with the gumballs (hmmmm wonder if the gumballs can taste like tropical drinks!)
  • Jul 29, 2008, 03:17 PM
    Alty
    Sure they can, just use your imagination. I'm imagining myself on a tropical beach, with a hunky guy fanning me, while another rubs my feet. The cabana boy is fetching me a tropical drink, with a little umbrella in it, he's wearing a thong. :)

    Yup, good imagination. Ahhhh! :)
  • Jul 29, 2008, 03:26 PM
    N0help4u
    1 Attachment(s)
    I think you are going to have to pull your island right up along side mine and we can be neighbors. :D
    Of course you are in a hammock and being fed grapes while being fanned and getting your drink fetched to you :D


    Altenweg Caught on film!

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