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I dont' think beach balls suffer from separation anxiety, so it should be fine!

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They do! You should see how they they try to catch up with the rest:)

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I dont' think beach balls suffer from separation anxiety, so it should be fine!

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New quote for the quote wall.

Too damn funny.

They can call me whatever chronological age I are... ill die 17 mentally.

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Originally Posted by kp2171

ill die 17 mentally.

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I like 17 year olds. :o:p

:D

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I like 17 year olds. :o:p

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17 year old what's?

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I like 17 year olds. :o:p

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Invincible still.

Just add tequilla with a splash of tabasco.

Night J, and Kp.

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invincible still.

just add tequilla with a splash of tabasco.

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Tequila makes my clothes fall off!!

All I want to do is a zoom zoom zoom and a boom boom!

How did I miss this thread?

Did my invite get lost in the mail?

Sigh.

Okay, a few random thoughts that other people had but I copied and pasted. :)

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?

How do you KNOW it's new and improved dog food?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

I've got more where these came from. Sadly, I think everyone else does too. I recognized a few of those already posted from the site I found. ;)

Come on, be totall random. You don't have to copy from anywhere else.

Why are grapes called grapes?

My doctor told me that I am the first person on the planet to contract a computer virus. He said he hasn't a clue as to how to debug me. They better hurry with a cure as my hard drive is becoming raw from scrubbing it.

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My doctor told me that I am the first person on the planet to contract a computer virus. He said he hasn't a clue as to how to debug me. They better hurry up with a cure as my hard drive is becomming raw from scrubbing it.

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What are you scrubbing it with Magpie dear? A raw salmon is typically a good choice. But then again, potato peels soaked in 30W motor oil seems to do some good as well.

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What are you scrubbing it with Magpie dear? A raw salmon is typically a good choice. But then again, potato peels soaked in 30W motor oil seems to do some good as well.

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Hahahah:D

Ying Yang Walla Walla Bing Bang!

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Ying Yang Walla Walla Bing Bang!

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Great thread J_9... :) You're to young to remember YingYang Walla Walla Bing Bang... :cool:

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Great thread J_9.... :) You're to young to remember YingYang Walla Walla Bing Bang....:cool:

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Nope, I'm not. Hehe

My 8 year old sings it almost every freaking DAY!

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Nope, I'm not. hehe

My 8 year old sings it almost every freaking DAY!!

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Gets stuck in your head doesn't it?:D At least it's not "Ally Oop Oop Oop Oop... Kit

I love you a bushel and a peck...

Can you finish that one?

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I love you a bushel and a peck.....

Can you finish that one?

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A bushel and a peck and a hug around the neck. A hug around the neck.

Hey I know with a seven year old you know... Five little monkeys jumping on the bed...

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed....

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That song got one of my nurse associates in BIG trouble with a patient's family when I first started nursing. Good thing I'm a great BS'r... I got her out of that tangle really quick.

Down side... My nickname at work now is Monkey. :p