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Originally Posted by shazamataz

It's Australia Day today!
Yet another excuse to have a BBQ and get trashed off your face.
Sounds great doesn't it :D

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I'll be right down! Just give me a chance to gas up my Lear jet!

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Originally Posted by Clough

Hi, Alty! :)

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I see you found what I do when I'm bored. ;)

It's been so darn slow on AMHD lately. You know I'm bored when I actually look in the plumbing section to see if there are any questions I can answer. ;)

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Originally Posted by Clough

I'll be right down! Just give me a chance to gas up my Lear jet!

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Pick me up on your way, okay? :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Pick me up on your way, okay? :)

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Slight diversion in the route, then... Around the world in one night! :)

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Originally Posted by Clough

Slight diversion in the route, then... Around the world in one night! :)

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Just like Santa. :)

Can you swing by Ohio on your way to canada?

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Just like Santa. :)

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Darn, I was hoping and thought that no one would find out my true identity! :o

I guess that I blew it! :eek:

I can't wait for the BBQ! It gets kind of cold riding around so high in the sky, especially at this time of year up in the northern part of the world!

You're Santa!

We need to talk.

Do you remember back when I was 5? I asked for a pony and you got me a guitar. A GUITAR! I don't play the guitar, never did learn because I took accordion lessons instead. So it sat in the corner and collected dust.

A pony would have been much more useful.

Just saying. ;)

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Originally Posted by hheath541

can you swing by ohio on your way to canada?

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Sure! You got any money for gas?

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

You're Santa!

We need to talk.

Do you remember back when I was 5? I asked for a pony and you got me a guitar. A GUITAR! I don't play the guitar, never did learn because I took accordion lessons instead. So it sat in the corner and collected dust.

A pony would have been much more useful.

Just sayin. ;)

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You know, my elves don't always get everything right...

Sorry about that! :o

I got a couple bucks...

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Originally Posted by hheath541

i got a couple bucks......

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I've got a few bucks I can spare and I'll bring beer, and my guitar. ;)

Okay, then we're set! I get special discounts on fuel, by the way!

You're not using the reindeer Clough?

I was so excited. It would have made up for the pony incident. ;)

Wait, is gas slang for alfalfa? Is your sleigh powered by reindeer farts?

Reindeer farts are nasty! They do keep you warm though.

TMI? ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

You're not using the reindeer Clough?

I was so excited. It would have made up for the pony incident. ;)

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I'll use the reindeer as we get closer to the great "down under".

It saves fuel by having them pulling the jet along.

They're still kind of worn out by the Christmas rush!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Reindeer farts are nasty! They do keep you warm though.

TMI? ;)

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Yeah, but I'm used to the smell!

Don't you use the six white boomers when you're in Aussie land? ;)

YouTube - Six White Boomers - A Rolf Harris Tribute

Beer!

Because I can. :)