Hmmm... the tree is already down. I have a real one, so it was kind of um... dying. HAD to come down.

Maybe I just need mistletoe and someone to hold it?

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I think I can find somethings to hang icicles on.

I have confused every one with the scootch, maybe I will invent one by then.

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While you're looking for some things to hang icicles from, see if you can find excon's scruples.

I think I passed them on the way to the Introductions room, I will go back and take a peek around.

Of course, what is excon going to do with them, just lose them again, no doubt.

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Of course, what is excon going to do with them, just lose them again, no doubt.

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Do they need any special care?

excon's scruples... I don't know what the care requirements are. I am just keeping an eye out for them...

In fact I don't know what a hiding scruple looks like.

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excon's scruples... I don't know what the care requirements are. I am just keeping an eye out for them...

In fact I don't know what a hiding scruple looks like.

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I know if you CATCH scruples a short course of antibiotics usually does the trick.

Oh never mind, I am not out to catch scruples, and knowing my luck I will find them and they will run...

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hmmm.....the tree is already down. I have a real one, so it was kind of um...dying. HAD to come down.

Maybe I just need mistletoe and someone to hold it?

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OH MY GOODNESS... LMAO LMAO LMAO:D Synn... WOW

I totally forgot I was in charge of the free eats.

Okay, so how does some lucious macaroni and Velveeta sound to everyone? Ok, OK, too fatening. So how about some Ramen Soup in various flavors sound? Well, my raccoons love Ramen Soup any flavor. Ok, OK, not fancy schmancy enough. So how about some yummy Beef Wellington? I'll just whip up a batch for the entrée and figure out what to have as the horderveres. Say some snails in their shells, oysters on the half shell, or shrimp cocktail, lobster bisque maybe?

Got to have some food input here gals or if I'm left to my own devices it's going to be macaroni and Velveeta..!

And I'm only going to be able to pose properly if excon does my body make up. I'm rather adamant about that. If he does not do it --- I'm not posing for June, so there - regardless of how many TV and movie offers I get for nude shots or poses. Maybe excon's going to wear his scruples. Now that's something we definitely need to get a picture of for the Men's Extravaganza Calendar for the Men's Lounge to get some real he-man furniture instead of the teensey metal folding chairs they now have over there.

Have to get back to my part time job now at the Ford Clinic as a bartender...

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Those sound scary! Are they for people with OCD, the savers?

Forgot to mention -- excon's been taking oil painting lessons and classes in how to make the best use of brushes. I suspect he has you in mind. Don't laugh if he tickles. The paint will smear.

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Those sound scary! Are they for people with OCD, the savers?

Forgot to mention -- excon's been taking oil painting lessons and classes in how to make the best use of brushes. I suspect he has you in mind. Don't laugh if he tickles. The paint will smear.

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I hate to correct both of you but the proper term is horses divorces. Please don't embarrass me in public. Or, if you're going to be nude, in pubic.

Get it? Don't them bare me?

Why didn't I see this thread? Why? Sad. :(

Okay, is September taken? I'll volunteer for September, on one condition, I'm staying fully clothed, in fact, there won't be one shot of skin anywhere, I'll wear a mask and a parka, with all the accessories.

Deal? ;)

Gee Judy I intentionally misspelled horses ovaries.

So what is the menu gals? Or do I have to whip up some macaroni and Velveeta for say 500 guests?

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Why didn't I see this thread? Why? Sad. :(

Okay, is September taken? I'll volunteer for September, on one condition, I'm staying fully clothed, in fact, there won't be one shot of skin anywhere, I'll wear a mask and a parka, with all the accessories.

Deal? ;)

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So what accessories are you talking about? Want a spare raccoon for neck draping? My lardo Big Daddy or Stretch Armcoon are pretty tame and like to neck drape.

Do they get along with rabbits? I was thinking about bringing my bunnies to the shoot. They're friendly, except for Kilala, she only likes her immediate people family, and doesn't really care for any animals other than bunnies.

Hey, we can give it a try, I've always wanted to hold a raccoon, it would be something to check off my list of things I want to do before I die.

Anyone have a dolphin I can swim with? That's on my list too. :)

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I hate to correct both of you but the proper term is horses divorces. Please don't embarrass me in public. Or, if you're going to be nude, in pubic.

Get it? Don't em bare me?

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I work in a pubic library.

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I work in a pubic library.

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OK, so you can do the librarian look - glasses, hair in a bun, holding books over strategic places. Or not. Your choice.

Twinkie - don't foget. CARROTS. CARROTS in the refreshments.

So am I getting my dolphin? Can I bring the rabbits? Should I bring some food? How about beer? ;)

Oooh, this is going to be fun.

Judy, we definitely have to get KP in on this, I picture him as Mr. March. :)

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So am I getting my dolphin? Can I bring the rabbits? Should I bring some food? How about beer? ;)

Oooh, this is going to be fun.

Judy, we definitely have to get KP in on this, I picture him as Mr. March. :)

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Twinkie is arranging for food. (From what she's planning, yes, I'd bring my own.)

She may or may not be in charge of liquid refreshments. If she is not, yes, you can take care of that. I only drink white wine. Keep that in mind. (Red gives me a headache.)

You will not be getting the dolphin. You WILL be photographed strategically juggling rabbits so I would bring my own. (It just occurred to me that you have both rabbits AND a beagle. Both of them in the same shot would work for me.) Remember - we are trying to sell calendars here and aren't necessarily going for prim and proper.

KP so far has not volunteered BUT now that you've volunteered him, he's on the calendar.

Now pick a costume for him.

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I've got the perfect suit for him, it's called a birthday suit, I think he'll look wonderful in it, and the pic sure would sell calendars. :)

Or, he could wear a fig leaf. :cool:

Do you really want a 5 month old beagle running around with 4 bunnies? :eek: