My, my, Dr. J... I will never refuse a loincloth... I mean, waiter... who volutneers to help "sweat it out..." ;)

Une personne doit se rendre heureux avant qu'un autre. L'avez-vous fait ?

Je ne peux pas l'aider je suis amoureux de moi avec émotion, sur le plan spirituel et physiquement. La confiance est la clé au fait de mener une bonne vie avec la prospérité, l'amour, le respect et la beauté.

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A person must go happy before another. Did you it?

I cannot help it I am in love with me with emotion, on the witty plan and physically. Confidence is the key to the fact to take a good life with prosperity, love, the respect and beauty.

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Got to love online translators... never really works but at least you get the gist of it

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Is parcheesy in the job description?? I LOVE this place!!

Pink thongs, ay? Well... it wouldnt be the first time! :D


Found the quote:

David Spade (Richard): maybe, I guess you should have called
Chris Farley (Tommy): I did call... earlier... when... using the phone
David Spade: earlier, when was that?
Chris Farley: or later... when... then... I left a message
David Spade: a message? what number did you call?
Chris Farley: 2... 4... 9er... 5... 6... 7... 8...
David Spade: I can't hear you, you are trailing off and did I catch a 9er in there? were you calling from a walkie talkie?
Chris Farley: no, it was a cordless

Oh, and do you like your margarita up? on the rocks? blended? and do you take salt with that?

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10-4 Rubber Ducky... sippin on the margarita! :D

I think I've had convo's like that on the phone. Alty? Haven't we had weird convo's like that? :D

BFA? Am I going to be sorry I asked? :eek:

DrJ, parcheesy, monopoly, spin the bottle, anything goes here. ;)

Starby, Wiggy is gone, gone I tell you, I'm all alone. :(

BB, of course you can be a princess, but first you have to pass a test, I'll get back to you on that. ;)

Got to run for a while, off to buy batteries and rubber gloves. Don't ask! :D

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Originally Posted by DrJizzle

Une personne doit se rendre heureux avant qu'un autre. L'avez-vous fait ?

Je ne peux pas l'aider je suis amoureux de moi avec émotion, sur le plan spirituel et physiquement. La confiance est la clé au fait de mener une bonne vie avec la prospérité, l'amour, le respect et la beauté.

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A person must go happy before another. Did you it?

I cannot help it I am in love with me with emotion, on the witty plan and physically. Confidence is the key to the fact to take a good life with prosperity, love, the respect and beauty.

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Gotta love online translators... never really works but at least you get the gist of it

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Love, respect, and beauty, huh? Sounds right up my alley... you offering?

*slap hand* Sneezy's going to be mad at me... ;)

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Gotta run for a while, off to buy batteries and rubber gloves. Don't ask! :D

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Batteries and... rubber gloves?? Alty...

... I'm SO not going there...

Actually I was translating beautifulbrunettes signature... well, I wasn't but...

But at least now I know you're weakness ;)

**looks around for this Sneezy character**

Voulez vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?

;)

Alty... spin the bottle, ay? Yeah, you BETTER go get some more batteries and rubber gloves!

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Originally Posted by DrJizzle

actually I was translating beautifulbrunettes signature... well, I wasnt but...

But at least now I know you're weakness ;)

**looks around for this Sneezy character**

Voulez vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?

;)

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::blushes::

I thought you'd never ask... ;)

Rahhh... Well, I went and did it. I went off on a poster...

Sad, I get my first reddie and all caution is thrown to the wind. The first one is kind of like that Gateway Drug. Once you get one, everything is game!

*sigh*

The post? https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/relati...ml#post1314986

Oops!

This is...





By far...






The best job ever!






:D

Ahh, yes. We treat our help welllll... ;)

Wow... that was powerful!

You just forgot to add "love is a crazy thing when you can't take a hint and let a bad relationship go so you continue to text battle with some guy with some faulty glimpse of hope that he still may take you back even though he has continually told/texted that he doesnt want anything more to do with you despite his effort at remaining friends which you apparently took to mean that he still loves you and wants you back so when he doesnt, you get all pissed off and wonder why only to apologize for your outburst later in hopes that he may see that you have changed and take you back" (INHALE)

Oh wait... that was the point, wasn't it ;)

I'm still catching my breath, but yes, that was exactly the point. I normally don't go off like that - I'm normally very calm and encouraging (to a fault, at times), but that girl has really got to me. Oh well. At least it was, what did you say? "Powerful." That's what I was going for. Love isn't what she's in the middle of... there is so much more to love... rah...

Lets just hope she doesn't go off on ME! :)

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Lets just hope she doesn't go off on ME! :)

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Funny... I was thinking the exact... OPPOSITE! :D


So uh... was:

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Originally Posted by HistorianChick

I'm normally very calm and encouraging (to a fault, at times)

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You EXPLAINING yourself? Or you QUALIFYING yourself ;) hehe

Haha... you're a glutton for punishment, huh? Innnnnteresting...

The whole "calm and encouraging" was more explaining. My posts are normally not as sarcastic as that one was. Maybe "Sarcastic" wasn't the right choice of words... "caustic?" I guess, the thought behind that answer was, "You know NOTHING of love or a real relationship." Rather than a "I'm going to try and help this little, lost girl find her way."

That's the normal thought when I answer a question...

So, explaining, not qualifying...

Why, do you need some calm, encouraging... advice?

(Wow... bad Chicky... I almost let the Jessica Rabbit side of me come out... ;) You're new to the castle, you'll get to know the JR side... :D )

Well, just call me Roger Rabbit ;)

And yes, um... "advice"... yes... that's exactly what I need!


Yes, I typically take the same approach. Another day... another person's life to solve. But there comes a time when tough love is a necessity... especially in a situation like that.

Chicky? Where did she give you a reddie? I was going to give you a balancer, but I went through all the pages, and couldn't find it! Hmmm!

I've had a few run ins' with her before. She's young and a little spacey! She only wants to hear what she wants to hear. She gets mad at anyone with solid advice if she doesn't agree.

Got to go for now kids... play nice now! ;)

The reddie was on another thread - a newbie that didn't know how to use the system. Oh well, at least I got my first one. This popcorn has been popped - and there's no turning back! :)

Well, "advice"... the calm, encouraging kind... ;)... is one of my specialties, DrJ...

Just remember, "I'm not bad... I'm just drawn that way...."