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  • Oct 30, 2007, 01:24 PM
    METERRE
    I am waiting for votes here... I surely will not vote for my poem... I can tell you this, you guys don't have to say you like my poem or that you vote for mine, if it is really magprob's that is the winner. I need some honest votes here. I personally think magprob's was an excellent poem, so I would choose that one.
  • Oct 30, 2007, 01:24 PM
    METERRE
    I just need the last word from you guys.
  • Oct 30, 2007, 01:31 PM
    startover22
    I say Magatory can win... Only because of the nasty spunk, and that seems to get me every time...
    I did so love everyone's poems... I would really like to wait if Shattered is going to add hers in though!
  • Oct 31, 2007, 05:59 PM
    METERRE
    Ok as far as I'm concerned... drumroll... the winner is... Magprob!! Her poem about a monster has won this contest... therefore please give the recognition to him/her(sorry not sure) that it deserves... for the creative mind of Magprob!! Not only is the poem creative but funny. Thanks for supporting this contest and submitting your creations. It was sort of fun anyway even if not everyone was interested.

    Glen The Monster by magprob copyright 2007

    Deep from the bowls of a churning, burning hell
    where a good man don't go and won't fare well
    came crawling a monster so vile and indescribably mean
    It was all dressed up and ready for Halloween.

    It had one green horn poking from out of Its head
    It was dragging a carcass that smelled long dead
    Its claws were crusted with filth and dried blood
    and under Its toenails was unbelievable crud

    As It ran past me screaming It snarled and swiped
    I could tell that Its funky butt had never been wiped
    Its fur was matted and slimy, stinking of disease
    when It disappeared I could finally breath

    Carefully I followed the stench to the small town below
    what business could It have and where would It go?
    Down along main street the odor did whirl
    I quietly followed afraid I might hurl

    Then again I spied It on the corner of main and third
    It was squatting and eating the bones of a dead bird
    When suddenly It jumped and like a flash It ran
    down thru the ally knocking over a garbage can

    I took a short cut around the block as fast as I could
    thinking to myself this may come to no good
    I hid in the bushes watching as quiet as a mouse
    That's when I saw It walk up to the house

    Cautiously It approached and then knocked on the door
    It stood there waiting, waiting for a minute or more
    Then dear ole Miss Smith open up and did appear
    That was the moment I froze in complete fear

    Trick or Treat! It screeched at the top of its raspy voice
    Miss Smith let out a laugh and said “take your choice”
    It took the bowl and with one finger It stirred round
    It stirred till finally Its favorite was found

    It handed her the bowl, grunted and ran straight towards me
    That 's when I finally could no longer hold my pee
    Five paces from me it stopped and It sheepishly said
    “Oh yummy Me love dem LemonHead!”
  • Oct 31, 2007, 07:56 PM
    magprob
    Why do people here think I'm a chick?
    Do I write with a lisp or swish when I click?

    Hummm... Click... Click... what rhymes with click? Hummm... tick? No... pick?. no... oh well! :)
  • Oct 31, 2007, 08:08 PM
    startover22
    Congrats to maggie... LMAO
    You did do a fine job... Mag... more power to you!
  • Oct 31, 2007, 08:43 PM
    magprob
    Well, thank you, thank you very much. I'd like to thank my driver. If it wasn't for her, I wouldn't be here tonight. I'd also like to thank my high school drama teach, Mz. Tartalingus for showing me the ropes. I'd like to thank my Army Drill Seargent for teaching me that life ain't fair, whether your right or not. I'd like to thank my stock broker for proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that crime really does pay. And last but not least, I'd like to thank my Mom, see Mom, all those specialist were wrong. I won! I'm going to Disneyland.
  • Oct 31, 2007, 11:22 PM
    AKaeTrue
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    Well, thank you, thank you very much. I'd like to thank my driver. If it wasn't for her, I wouldn't be here tonight. I'd also like to thank my high school drama teach, Mz. Tartalingus for showing me the ropes. I'd like to thank my Army Drill Seargent for teaching me that life ain't fair, whether your right or not. I'd like to thank my stock broker for proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that crime really does pay. And last but not least, I'd like to thank my Mom, see Mom, all those specialist were wrong. I won! I'm going to Disneyland.

    good job mag :-)
  • Nov 1, 2007, 08:57 PM
    METERRE
    Surely you did deserve some recognition after all. I would've added more drama to the speech though,lol. Well I agree with xox... I think it'd be fun to do it every holiday. I really do wish there were actual prizes involved, perhaps that would've caught more attention.
  • Nov 30, 2009, 09:47 PM
    METERRE

    Looking back at this, I can but laugh about it. I remember at once it wasn't what I had expected or had in mind, but it was fun anyway. I really do wish we could have given a little prize of some kind and maybe more people would have jumped in.
    I miss this forum, it's been long since I dink around here like I used to.
  • Dec 2, 2009, 09:51 PM
    shatteredsoul

    Me too my friend.. me too. I miss those days. I know what you mean.

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