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Originally Posted by BlackVY

Ahhh but Alty will only buy you a car if you are sick...

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Achoooo!! I think I'm coming down with something :o

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Blacky what did you start!? Now everyone wants me to buy them a vehicle! I have a crappy old van, I can't even afford to buy toilet paper right now (don't ask, I'm not telling you what we're using to wipe!).

You're all on your own, time to put some pennies in the piggybank and save up.

Now, does anyone have any toilet paper I can borrow. I prefer unused. ;)

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Sorry Sister Alty...

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Originally Posted by albear

achoooo!!!!!!!, i think im coming down with something :o

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Sounds like a new car to me... ;)

I have an abundance of TP. Every time it's on sale I stock up. My bathroom closet is filled and now I am moving on to my spare bed room closet.

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Originally Posted by albear

achoooo!!!!!!!, i think im coming down with something :o

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Oh great. We can't have you sick. Now maybe you and bella can just share a car. Make is easier on Alty. I will send her my magazines for her arse, like the good ole' days. She can save money that way.

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

I have an abundance of TP. everytime it's on sale I stock up. My bathroom closet is filled and now I am moving on to my spare bed room closet.

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I'm with you there Bella... I buy stacks of it... and the wife asks why... she doesn't realize it gets used as fast as I can buy it... Lol!

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Originally Posted by 88sunflower

Oh great. We can't have you sick. Now maybe you and bella can just share a car. Make is easier on Alty. I will send her my magazines for her arse, like the good ole' days. She can save money that way.

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Aren't magazines glossy? Wouldn't that make it difficult?

I'll never again have to wipe my a$$ with 7-11 napkins. I wipe my a$$ with class now! Charmin 3ply lmao.

Erm tisues are actually cheaper to buy than toilet paper and you get a lot more as well, plus they're bigger... yeah I've no toilet paper either :o

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Originally Posted by 88sunflower

Oh great. We can't have you sick. Now maybe you and bella can just share a car. Make is easier on Alty. I will send her my magazines for her arse, like the good ole' days. She can save money that way.

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:eek: those chafe! Grass is much softer on the tushie. :)

You can get wrapping tissue, and just crinkle it up a few times.

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Originally Posted by albear

erm tisues are actually cheaper to buy than toilet paper and you get alot more aswell, plus theyre bigger............................yeah ive no toilet paper either :o

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LOL! We'll have to do it doggy style... rubbing our arses on the carpet! ;)

You all thought I was being dirty, didn't you? Giggle. :)

Should we take a wipe your arse survey?
I use Scotties. I don't know why really. Its not soft but lasts forever.

I just had a very disturbing mental image there.

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Originally Posted by 88sunflower

Should we take a wipe your arse survey?
I use Scotties. I dont know why really. Its not soft but lasts forever.

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I like the Charman 3ply, but I also like the Kleenex brand too.

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

I just had a very disturbing mental image there.

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I was there with you. Very disturbing. Made me giggle though.

Hey Alty... didn't want to post this in the other thread... this might not be the right place either... but its not too bad...

About your comment about you not looking good as a nun, I beg to differ...

http://yepyep.gibbs12.com/wp-content...-luck-fill.jpg

I use grass, carpet, or tp from the local gas station which I stash in my purse. Kidding! I'm totally kidding!

We buy whatever's on sale. With 4 people in the house, two of them male (yes, men us more TP) we use a few rolls a day.

When my husband is in the bathroom all I hear is the whooosh of the toilet paper roll. I swear that man uses one whole roll to wipe his arse, and they say women are bad.

I use both sides, I'm a good girl.

TMI? You asked Sunny! ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

LOL! We'll have to do it doggy style.....rubbing our arses on the carpet! ;)

You all thought I was being dirty, didn't you? Giggle. :)

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You can wipe your arse on the carpet I've got my box of tissues, cost me around 48p, had it for half a week and doesn't show any sign of running out. Even though I've used tisses for other things...






Like blowing my nose, yeah two (or more) can play dirty :D

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Originally Posted by BlackVY

Hey Alty... didn't want to post this in the other thread... this might not be the right place either... but its not too bad...

About your comment about you not looking good as a nun, I beg to differ...

http://yepyep.gibbs12.com/wp-content...-luck-fill.jpg

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Hot diggity dog I wonder where she bought those!