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Originally Posted by mudweiser

i think i have a pet fly guys. No joke. The sucker won't stop following me [yes, i did shower], he lands on my arm all the time-- now he's right in front of me like he's waiting to be pet... Weird fly. I've tried to kill it--- but then again he's too fast for me.

Sarah

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Originally Posted by Torrid13

I'd probably just be feeling nauseated and bored.

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Lol! Nobody would blame you. I think the rest of the country will agree and find a way to vote him off the show...

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Aerosol can and a lighter, aim, fire.

He'll be a crispy critter in seconds. :)

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Deep fried arm too...

Nice make-shift flame thrower too Alty... been watching MacGyver? ;)

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Originally Posted by BlackVY

Deep fried arm too...

Nice make-shift flame thrower too Alty... been watching MacGyver?? ;)

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No, been talking to my boy toy Sneezy. He has interesting ways of getting rid of pests.

Sadly he almost burnt his apartment down the other day, but he'll never learn.

Last night it was him against a hornet. Who won? The verdict is still out on that one. :rolleyes:

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You have to have good aim to use that method. With the flame thrower, there's less chance of missing. :)

Nah. I got a jar and let him loose outside. Bye Freddy. He was a good pet. Didn't have to clean up after him.

Speaking of pets..

Alty read your thread about your pup. I'm sorry. I remember putting down my dog- it was tough. :(

Sarah

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

You have to have good aim to use that method. With the flame thrower, there's less chance of missing. :)

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But more chance of burning your apartment down ;)

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No, been talking to my boy toy Sneezy. He has interesting ways of getting rid of pests.

Sadly he almost burnt his apartment down the other day, but he'll never learn.

Last night it was him against a hornet. Who won? The verdict is still out on that one. :rolleyes:

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Haha... Good ol' Sneezy... Should have taken bets on who would win that battle... it's a hard one..

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

Nah. I got a jar and let him loose outside. Bye Freddy. He was a good pet. Didn't have to clean up after him.

Speaking of pets..

Alty read your thread about your pup. I'm sorry. I remember putting down my dog- it was tough. :(

Sarah

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You named him Freddy the Fly... hehe... cute...

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

But more chance of burning your apartment down ;)

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Exhibit A : Sneezy...

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Originally Posted by BlackVY

You named him Freddy the Fly... hehe... cute...

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Funny story to go with that.

I name all the bugs I come across Freddy because there was a boy [long time ago] named Freddy. He really liked me. I didn't like him. He didn't get the point. He was a pest.

Ergo the name Freddy for all those annoying critters.


Sarah

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

Funny story to go with that.

I name all the bugs I come across Freddy because there was a boy [long time ago] named Freddy. He really liked me. I didn't like him. He didn't get the point. He was a pest.

Ergo the name Freddy for all those annoying critters.


Sarah

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WOW!

That story makes so much sense...

Seriously, that has to be one of the most logical (and long) stories when naming a something... :)

Herbie
If you evevr hear me call anyone Freddy on a thread from now on you'll know what I mean ;)

Good one!!

I once found a snapping turtle in my garage.

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I once found a snapping turtle in my garage.

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Well that's one way of putting it ;)

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I once found a snapping turtle in my garage.

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Snapping turtle?

I think that was my mother:D



Dneirf: gotcha ;)

Sarah

Yeah. I was a little girl, and it tried to bite me. It was huge.
So my dad put it in the back of his truck, and we sped over hills. We kept hearing the turtle slam against the sides. I thought, being 6, it was hilarious.

We reached a bridge. My dad got the angry turtle, and flung him off. He then said,

"Try to bite my daughter again, you *^&%(&!!"

My dad is so beasty.

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Yeah. I was a little girl, and it tried to bite me. It was huge.
So my dad put it in the back of his truck, and we sped over hills. We kept hearing the turtle slam against the sides. I thought, being 6, it was hilarious.

We reached a bridge. My dad got the angry turtle, and flung him off. He then said,

"Try to bite my daughter again, you *^&%(&!!"

My dad is so beasty.

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Such a good dad too though... loves his daughter so much... won't let anything hurt her... :)

Poor turtle was scared and lost :(

At least you still have all your fingers.

Sarah

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Such a good dad too though... loves his daughter so much... won't let anything hurt her... :)

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He was actually being nicer than normal. Usually whenever we go fishing, and they eat his bait, he cuts their heads off or throws them against bridge walls and they explode.

Makes me hungry thinking about it.