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Originally Posted by Stringer

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I will provide for all you gals: a decent looking dumb guy to entertain you.......?

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But I'm already married. :D

Damn people..

Oooops... sorry... I mean; just "mark" and "X" beside my name.. "Stringer"... K?

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

But I'm already married. :D

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Ah huh... and your point is?:)

X marks the spot. ;)

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Ah huh.....and your point is?:)

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I don't need two dumb handsome entertainers. ;):p

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Can I have a wish too President Stringer? I want a maid, or two. ;)

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How about 4.. :p

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Originally Posted by Stringer

How about 4.....?:p

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Dang, I don't know if I can handle 4. Could the maids be smart, easy on the eyes, clean machines? ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I don't need two dumb handsome entertainers. ;):p

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Just think... two... to cater to your EVERY whim? To wait on you hand and foot... and double the income..!

JUST "X" it!:D

Stringer, I am laughing so hard...

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Dang, I don't know if I can handle 4. Could the maids be smart, easy on the eyes, clean machines? ;)

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Yep... and they can all be Cabana Boys... and after they finish cleaning they will bring you all the nice cold drinks you want.




V.... O... T... E for Stringer!:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Damn people......!

Oooops ....sorry...I mean; just "mark" and "X" beside my name.."Stringer".....K?

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TOLD YA you couldn't stand the heat... :D

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Originally Posted by startover22

Stringer, I am laughing so hard....

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Yes!! That is another thing I will guarantee; Absolutely... everyone will always be: LMAO! You will have so much laughter that your sides will hurt... yep!:D

Question, can I vote? I can't vote here in Canada, so I don't think I can vote in the US.

I think you might have to do without my vote dear Stringer. :(

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Originally Posted by startover22

TOLD YA you couldn't stand the heat.....:D

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I already "out of the Kitchen" you guys are tuff...

All I want is your vote and everything will be a "bed of roses.":rolleyes:

Maxy just asked me "mom, if I spell POOP will I have to go to my room?" LMAO I said "No as long as your penmanship is nice!!" Oh geeze, my mothering skills are not so good right now!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Question, can I vote? I can't vote here in Canada, so I don't think I can vote in the US.

I think you might have to do without my vote dear Stringer. :(

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No, no, no... IT'S OK... Chicago style politics's... ya know.:)

(Sssssshhhhhhh... I even got a few names of the local gravestones... Sssshhhhh!)

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Originally Posted by startover22

Maxy just asked me "mom, if I spell POOP will I have to go to my room?" LMAO I said "No as long as your penmanship is nice!!" Oh geeze, my mothering skills are not so good right now!

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LMAO, that's priceless.

You know how Sydney learned to spell puppy? I told her, it's pee ewww, pee pee, why?

In other words, pee ew, I smell, pee, pee, why did you pee pee. ;)

It works. Sadly, now she won't say the word puppy, she just spells it. :eek:

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Originally Posted by Stringer

No, no, no.......IT'S OK.....Chicago style politics's....ya know.:)

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You'll have to explain this Chicago style politics, I've never voted in my entire life. :(:eek:

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Originally Posted by Stringer

I already "out of the Kitchen" you guys are tuff......

All I want is your vote and everything will be a "bed of roses.":rolleyes:

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Roses have thorns. :eek:

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Originally Posted by Stringer

No, no, no.......IT'S OK.....Chicago style politics's....ya know.:)

(Sssssshhhhhhh.....I even got a few names of the local gravestones....Sssshhhhh!)

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I knew I said no for a GOOD reason! :D :cool: