You are a very kind person and I thank you Rebbie.
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You are a very kind person and I thank you Rebbie.
I thought this might cheer up some of us...
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Hmmmm... you're right stringer! Made me laugh but... all too true for me! OUCH... truth hurts. LOL That was funny. Laughter is great medicine!
There once was a pirate who had a peg leg, a hook on his left hand, and a patch on his left eye. One day this pirate walked into a pub and sat down at the table beside a cabin boy. The cabin boy looks at him and said, "Hey mate, what happened to your leg, sir?" The pirate looked at him and said "AYE, I was leaning over to clean the side of me boat when I FELL into the water and a shark tore it off!" The cabin boy took a sip of his drink and looked back at the pirate's gleaming silver hook and said "Gee sir that sounds terrible, but what I would really like to know is what happened to yer hand?" The Pirate looked at him and looked back at his mug of ale and said," Aye, I was boarding another ship when some scaly landlubber cut it off with a razor sharp blade!"
Then the cabin boy looked at the pirates eye patch and asked, "Excuse me sir, but just one more question, what happened to your eye, I must know, oh please tell me?" The Pirate look kind of annoyed but answered anyway, he said, "It happened a long time ago when a seagull pooped in me eye and I tried to rub it out with me hook!"
Hi everyone... where are you? I haven't seen anyone in here in a couple of days!
Welp... here is a cute email I got today... describes me to the "T"... heeheehee
Especially for the Ladies !
PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!
I don't do windows because...
I love birds and
Don't want one to run into a clean window
And get hurt.
I don't wax floors because...
I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt
Then I'll feel terrible
( plus they may sue me.)
I don't mind the dust bunnies because...
They are very good company,
I have named most of them,
And they agree with everything I say.
I don't disturb cobwebs because .
I want every creature to have a home of their own.
I don't Spring Clean because .
I love all the seasons
And don't want the others to get jealous
I don't pull weeds
In the garden because..
I don't want to get
In God's way,
HE is an excellent designer!
I don't put things away because .
My husband
Will never be able to find them again.
I don't do gourmet meals
When I entertain because .
I don't want my guests to
Stress out over what to make when
They invite me over for dinner.
I don't iron because...
I choose to believe them
When they say "Permanent Press".
I don't stress much on anything because...
"A Type" personalities die young and
I want to stick around
And become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!
Now THAT is a philosophy of life that I have been trying to obtain forever... HELP ME... HELP ME..!Quote:
Originally Posted by rpg219
How are you sweet? Missed you, is everything OK at home... like the roof? Are you enjoying Spring?
I hope all is well,
Stringer
Hiya stringer, rae long time no speak
How you both doing
Hiya Stringer! Things are going okey dokey around here ;) The roof won't get replace until the end of next month (or sometime around that), but the point is: it is getting replaced... right? Lol
I have had company for the last couple of days... and it made me so grateful for Colton. He is such a good and big and respectful boy... and I am VERY lucky to have such a great kid. We had two boys (2.5 and 4.5) and their mom here destroying my little abode! But it is a cleared and peaceful again, and I get my puter time after work.. woo hooo... ahhhhh, my medicine ;)
We are shopping for redecorating and painting now. I am heavily leaning towards painting and/or staining the concrete... cheapest and very popular right now, also good for resale :)
So... what's up with you and Marta? Still having your evening walks? Any good trips coming up? Do tell :)
EDIT:: Hey Bear!!
Hey rae glad your roofs getting sorted, sounds like a lot of stress you've been having hope your wll though:)
Thanks bear, things are now calm around here... brighter days are coming, lol What you been up to? Doing anything fun?
Nope just waiting on results of ma first year with crossed fingers hoping I did good :)
What do you mean... crossed-fingers?? Don't you KNOW you did good? Bear! :)
I don't know no :(
But I hope I did :)
Uh oh! Well, I will hope and pray with you ;)
Thanks lol
So apart from sorting out the roof what else you been up to :)
Haven't been up too much... took Colton to his first baseball game :) We had a great time
Nice family day out for you all then :)
Yep... about gave me a nervous break down, lol... I lost Colton for 1 min, but he was pinned in by a fence around the area we were in, haha, he couldn't have gotten to far... but it still scared the crap out of me.
Awww, he's just testing you lol
Yea, they had a big water slide he was trying to sneak off to. I promised him we would go back... just next time maybe less children, lol.
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