LMAO M, that was hilarious, really funny. You know that no woman over 35 should be without a cucumber in her house. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

LMAO M, that was hilarious, really funny. You know that no woman over 35 should be without a cucumber in her house. ;)

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Really... no I'm not even going to ask :eek:

Oh M, it's to put on her eyes, the juices from the cucumber makes the puffiness and wrinkles go away. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it. :)

LOL... is that right starby??

Well this is just weird! My phone rang, and some girl asked for Mr. Jones. Then it just rang again, and some guy and for Mrs. Jones. When I said there was nobody here by that name, I heard an outburst of laughter! What the hell is so funny about that?

It sure better not be my ex screwin around again! It's kind of not his style though! He likes to call at 3 or 4am just to piss me off!

You won't take my word for it? I'm hurt, sob, truly hurt, sniff. ;)

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Really.......................no I'm not even gonna ask :eek:

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Salad, M--Salad!! LOL!!

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Well this is just weird!! My phone rang, and some girl asked for Mr. Jones. Then it just rang again, and some guy and for Mrs. Jones. When I said there was nobody here by that name, I heard an outburst of laughter! What the hell is so funny about that??

It sure better not be my ex screwin around again!! It's kind of not his style though!? He likes to call at 3 or 4am just to piss me off!!

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Kids, why aren't they on the internet looking at porn like other kids their age, jeesh. ;)

Want to a good laugh...

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/humor-...er-218904.html

We have our winter cucumbers... they are the long english ones!. and then our summer ones are shorter and juicier! They must be used quickly before they start to wilt! :p

ROFLMAO! I've seen that one before, and it was a longer version actually. Still makes me laugh though!

I would like a long english one please Starby. ;)

M, I already saw, it LMAO, poor guy, and poor interviewer, he just couldn't stop laughing. :)

Ok no more cucumber talk... geez as if I needed to give you 2 Ammo :)

Geeezzzz... puter froze up and crashed on me! Hate it when that happens! Grrrrrr!

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LMAO M, that was hilarious, really funny. You know that no woman over 35 should be without a cucumber in her house. ;)

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I am ONLY 33... sigh of relief...

Poor M, can't take vegetable talk, so sad. ;)

Sydney's still awake, can't sleep, it's not surprising, she slept all day. I think she's staying home from school again tomorrow, this is getting ridiculous. :(

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I am ONLY 33.....sigh of relief....

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One day Starty, mark my words, one day, you'll look back and 33 will be just a memory. Actually, I don't remember 33 all that much, sad, I know I was 33, what happened? ;)

I am starting to get uncomfortable... LMAO

Poor Starty, was it something we said? ;)

GOOOOD Night you silly women. Good night Friend! Going for my movie now... I think!