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What a sexist! No chick ranch? :PQuote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
I admit the jail could be interesting. If I remember my nursery rhymes better I might vote for hubbards... but really considering this crowd I think the circus is the way to go, we could make a fortune!
Stringy started the new thread.
https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge...ge-326484.html
Starby, did you ever think you'd live to see the day that Stringer actually started a thread? I think we may have died.
Yup, it's a jail, we're dead. :(
Nawwwww... just come on in to our parlor it just looks like a jail... ya'll are safe... if you behave... (sneer, sneer; twisting my mustache... ) we do offer therapy...Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Behave? What's that? Parlor? Are you the spider dear, am I the fly? I don't want to come into your parlor. :(
Starby, we may have sealed our doom.
There would have been chicks at the Dude Ranch!. mind you, it would have been YOUR job to clean out the coops! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by darkvision
Yes, we might have to join the circus next. We need the extra income to pay the minions at the Castle after all.
Roh Roh! Grab my hand Alty... lets make a run for it!Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Too late, I already checked into the jail, I'm writing this from my cell. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
I'm too trusting.
Shhhh... Alty, I'm passing you a note under your cell door. Read it and follow the instructions! I'll work on making the cake with the file.Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
You've got an oven in your cell and tools? What the?Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
Jailer! Jailer! I insist on getting the same things as the duck.
Oops, wrong thread.
:: pfft, pfft :: seriously, these feathers are driving me crazy! :: pfft::
AAAHHH... AAAHHH... AAAHHH... CHOOOOO! Geez Alty! Give me my feathers!Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Feathers?:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
By the way Starby... It is Sunday... is he gone?? Better be...
It's Monday
Oooooh... (sorry) 'bout that... really I am :)... I am still on a day off... my punishment comes in about 15 hours... it's 5 pm here and it's still daylight... we turned the clocks ahead one hour this morning... counting my watch, computers and all... we have 42 clocks... I couldn't believe it..Quote:
Originally Posted by friend4u178
I laid down for a nap yesterday afternoon, and woke up to a note written on a kleenex of all things... like I don't have paper?. and he said he went somewhere with his son, and he would be back today to clean. Haven't heard hide nor hair of him! Figures! :rolleyes: Not that I can say that it bothered me that he wasn't here. He best get his A$$ back here to do what he said he was going to do though. He also drank my last beer before he left. How kind of him! We just got another huge dump of snow again, so he best be here to do my damn walks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
Simply just don't buy into his sob story anymore... he leaves... find someone else.
I don't want him here at all... never did. But he IS going to either clean and do the things he promised, or he can pay me so I can hire someone to come and clean. I can't do that with my leg still up, and I'm not going to wait anymore. I'm not a motel, and I'm not a bar that he can come to and eat and drink all he wants and then leave when he thinks it's closing time, without paying his tab.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
So as long as we pay our tab were fine? Weee I'm coming over!Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
As I'm the FNG, what happened to your leg?
Yep, the cops WOULD be after him then... I still don't understand why you let him back in the second time?Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
Well this is it!! 1500 !
He caught me off guard. He showed up at my door saying he was back to finish what he didn't do last time, and to take Niki for a walk. He did a few dishes, and then laid it on thick. He once again had no money, and nowhere else to go. It was freezing temps again of course, and I have a hard time throwing people out on the street. So, I once again gave him the speech about the things he needed to do for me if I allowed him to stay. Well once again I got screwed. I know he will be calling me sometime soon, and this time I'm not going to be so understanding. He's a bit of a wimp, so I'm going to read him the riot act, and make him feel 2" tall for doing this once again to me. I'm going to tell him that there is no more free rides for him, and that I expect him to get his A$$ over here to do the things he promised, and then he can leave and not ever expect he can stay here again. I like to give people the benefit of the doubt, but stick a fork in me... I'm done!Quote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
I do understand Starby, you've got a kind heart. But these types sense that and 'move in', in your case literally. I agree he needs to be a man and do for himself... this is leeching.Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
Yep, leech is a good description.
Oops!. we're at 1503. Buh Bye Cabin! I hope someone remembered to put out the campfire! ;)
Your problem;;;you are too nice lady.Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
Hey All!
Guess what? You all just went beyond 1,500 posts without the thread being closed!
:eek: :eek: ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Clough
I know!. we are a sneaky bunch aren't we? ::running away fast::Quote:
Originally Posted by Clough
I think that one of you must have hidden the thread! :D
Muuwaaahahahaha! I'm baaad aren't I? ;)
Honestly, I really had to come back to make sure the campfire was out! We don't want to start a forest fire!. Right?! Okay, I think it's out now. :D
I found a little ember that was still hot...
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