Awwe, I only meant to hit Stringer with the smell.

Apparently last night's dinner isn't agreeing with me ;)

Hey y'all!

I'm in a better mood than I was yesterday; work had me in a bit of a funk... and well Justy is bringing a whole new kind of funk! :p

Stringer, are you ready to start the next thread?

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Are you sincere? And once a good friend....well there's no going back.

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Start clears her throat...
Stringer, I know I have been out and about... but, well, gosh...

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Hey y'all!

I'm in a better mood than I was yesterday; work had me in a bit of a funk... and well Justy is bringing a whole new kind of funk! :p

Stringer, are you ready to start the next thread?

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That's okay, I like (or can put up with) Justy's funk... she's a pretty good gal...

NOPE... not this time... to busy and the climate isn't good presently... can't feel the vibes...

Someone else has to go for it... I would nominate Justy... she has been under the radar in this department... .time for her to step up....

I second that Stringer dear.

Justy, make us proud. :)

I nominate Justy to start the next thread.

Excellent Idea Stringer.

Hello Justy, Stringer, NM and Starty.

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Awwe, I only meant to hit Stringer with the smell.

Apparently last night's dinner isn't agreeing with me ;)

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Aaaah WAIT a minute :confused:...this is how you treat your newest bestest friend? Gas bombing him?

Ola! Que Pasa!

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Start clears her throat.....
Stringer, I know i have been out and about...but, well, gosh....

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Aaaaw please Starty, can't I have another play friend... please... I still love you the most... :) I promise I won't break her.

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I nominate Justy to start the next thread.

Excellent Idea Stringer.

Hello Justy, Stringer, NM and Starty.

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Howdy Joe.

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ola! Que Pasa!

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HI... back at cha.

How you doing String man?

All of a sudden... Justy is suspiciously... absent... Come on gal, your turn...

Hello Stringer, and Adam, And Alty,

Well got to go out for a bit. Just wanted to say hey to everybody..

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I nominate Justy to start the next thread.

Excellent Idea Stringer.

Hello Justy, Stringer, NM and Starty.

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Am I dog meat? :(

Ok, I pop out and pop back into all while being thrown under the bus.

I am not good at the creative opening paragraph and I surely don't want to be following Alty, Starby and NM they surely had great openers.

Can't I just stay under the radar??

I am more of the wall flower, not ready to

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Hello Stringer, and Adam, And Alty,,

Well got to go out for a bit. Just wanted to say hey to everybody..

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Ooops, we posted at the same time.

I guess I'm not dog meat. :D

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Hello Stringer, and Adam, And Alty,,

Well got to go out for a bit. Just wanted to say hey to everybody..

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And it was appreciated Joe... have a good day my friend.

Do I have to start the new thread? Really?

Come on peeps, surely someone can take the reins. Do you know how many threads I've started? Do I have to go count?

Jeesh.

Okay, if no one else will do it, I will, but I'll wait until the last minute, just in case someone else steps up to the plate.

Anyone?

*knock knock can I come in?*

Hello, how's everyone today ;)

Sarah

Yawn* I am sleepy today!

Sarah wants my assignment, she can have it... ;)

Sarah you are now in charge of opening the next lounge thread. We have been to jail, a male brothel, a haunted house, we are currently arrested again...

NM, Sarah, I guess I have a responsibility... this may take a while... hmmmm

EDIT: NM here was meant as never mind.

::Alty opens the door::

Hi Sarah, what you selling? ;)

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Ok, I pop out and pop back into all while being thrown under the bus.

I am not good at the creative opening paragraph and I surely don't want to be following Alty, Starby and NM they surely had great openers.

Can't I just stay under the radar???

I am more of the wall flower, not ready to

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Maybe open the thread about walls flowers and not being ready and go from there.. None of us are really ready but we all have to take our turn...

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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

Ok, I pop out and pop back into all while being thrown under the bus.

I am not good at the creative opening paragraph and I surely don't want to be following Alty, Starby and NM they surely had great openers.

Can't I just stay under the radar???

I am more of the wall flower, not ready to

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Ok guys... gently take her by the arms and lift her out of that chair, move her over here to the chair under the hanging light bulb.

Now Missy, you can do this, we will not judge you (much)... there are so many subjects... love, hate, jealousy, clanging cell doors, floods, pestilence...

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yawn* i am sleepy today!

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WAKE UP! Adam!

You all are going to fast for my tiny brain this morning!

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Ooops, we posted at the same time.

I guess I'm not dog meat. :D

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Not today. I'm here to protect you.

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Sarah wants my assignment, she can have it... ;)

Sarah you are now in charge of opening the next lounge thread. We have been to jail, a male brothel, a haunted house, we are currently arrested again...

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Hmm.. okay I'll think of one.

Yay- "you like me you really really like me"

Sarah

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*knock knock can I come in?*

Hello, how's everyone today ;)

Sarah

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Someone is at the door... geeeze can't they see the doorbell??

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Not today. I'm here to protect ya.

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Awwwww, I knew you would.

I've got your back too Striny dear. :)

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Sarah wants my assignment, she can have it... ;)

Sarah you are now in charge of opening the next lounge thread. We have been to jail, a male brothel, a haunted house, we are currently arrested again...

NM, Sarah, I guess I have a responsibility... this may take a while... hmmmm

EDIT: NM here was meant as nevermind.

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We have been doing all the work gal... don't cha think that it can be your turn?

How about a gassy thread? :rolleyes:

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Hmm.. okay i'll think of one.

Yay- "you like me you really really like me"

Sarah

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Hmmmmm... yeah, maybe ha ha.

Okey dokey... I can hear that pin drop...

I got my gas back under control.

Really surprising since my gas brought everyone into the room. The minute I handle the situation everyone leaves again.

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I got my gas back under control.

Really surprising since my gas brought everyone into the room. The minute I handle the situation everyone leaves again.

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There's got to be a way to make a buck on this opportunity Justy... bottling?

We were watching the World's Dumbest Competitions 3 last night. (Pre-recorded).

They actually have a competition, for flatulance... for sound, length and smell. I think my partner is a shoe in to win.

Okies new thread ready when needed: https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge...ze-344219.html

Sarah

Yeah, we went to church last Sunday and there was a preteen boy sitting in front of us... he had perfected the art of directional gassing... direct to my nose... it was all I could do to breathe... OR it was his mother setting beside him...

But he or her didn't make a sound... on time, gassed every 15 seconds... hand my hand on my nose... Marta kept saying to me: 'God help us!!!!!' 'We may not make it!'

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We were watching the World's Dumbest Competitions 3 last night. (Pre-recorded).

They actually have a competition, for flatulance... for sound, length and smell. I think my partner is a shoe in to win.

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Ooh I seen that did you see the one where people go down a very steep hill and chase after a cheese ball- and the winner gets the cheese.

People actually get hurt, broken bones and all.

Sarah