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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Barney?...Andy wants you to go git him some sammiches!! Don't hit Aunt B on your way out of Mayberry!

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Smart a**y young wipper snapper... Barney ! I mean Deputy! Where are ya?

Ok....lights OUT !!! The Sheriff is going to go to bed now...

I set all the alarms... don't make a move or the automatic system will a start shooting! And I electrified the bars and the doors to yer cells too...
Good night... seriously...

This is the dang nabbit crazziest jail I ever did see,

I want what you allo on.

Achemm. I do declare that I, Ms Ducky von Starburg, am going to officially run for the office of the mayor in loungetown. I shall make it my mission as Mayor Duck, to make this town a cleaner and better place for all. I shall work on funding for better meals in our cells, and more time in the jailyard. This is just my rough draft, and I shall bring order to this prison. Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane and his Deputy's will be run out of town. I have a team of people working on this as we speak. Sir Bo and Sir Luke Duke, and their legal assistant, Miss Daisy May, will have the papers filed by dawn. We shall then have a hostile take over of Boss Hoggs prison!

Quick... get a match Deputy... put it under that piece of paper that, that DUCKIE has...

I sleep wit one eye open you villain!!

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Come a little bit closer and let me look....shhhh...here....take the file...stick it in yer boot! Sneak back to yer cell and I'll pass ya a note!

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Thanks for the file, starby! :)

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Originally Posted by artlady

This is the dang nabbit crazziest jail I ever did see,

I want what ya allo on.

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Ya ain't seen nuttin yet sweetie!! Ya need to get your badge and uniform... it's a pretty 'snappy' one too...

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Where the heck is my Main Deputy...DEPUTY!!!! Ya at dat bar again??????

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See what you get when you pay peanuts?? :eek:

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Originally Posted by Clough

Thanks for the file, starby! :)

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Ain't going to do you now good KID... I got it on video... yep we're pretty modern 'round these parts...

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Originally Posted by artlady

This is the dang nabbit crazziest jail I ever did see,

I want what ya allo on.

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I'm free and high on air!! :D

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Originally Posted by Clough

See what you get when you pay peanuts?!?! :eek:

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OOOOooooooooo...wait until he a reads this one... run, run very fast...

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Ain't gonna do ya now good KID...I got it on video...yep we're pretty modern 'round these parts....

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Really? How come I had to swim across a moat?

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Originally Posted by Clough

I'm free and high on air!!!! :D

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Shhhhhhhh! You're not suppose to tell the Sheriff we have AIR!

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Achemm. I do declare that I, Ms Ducky von Starburg, am going to officially run for the office of the mayor in loungetown. I shall make it my mission as Mayor Duck, to make this town a cleaner and better place for all. I shall work on funding for better meals in our cells, and more time in the jailyard. This is just my rough draft, and I shall bring order to this prison. Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane and his Deputy's will be run out of town. I have a team of people working on this as we speak. Sir Bo and Sir Luke Duke, and their legal assistant, Miss Daisy May, will have the papers filed by dawn. We shall then have a hostile take over of Boss Hoggs prison!

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Oooowwwwww... please DUCKIE... when you clears yer throat like that... cover yer mouth... please!. I need a hankie now please.

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Originally Posted by Clough

Really?! How come I had to swim across a moat?!

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Nnnnoooooooo... that was at the old castle... see the DUCK is lyin' ta you again...

Want to be a Deputy...I'll give ya a raise...?.(crosses fingers) Yep...I sure will....

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Shhhhhhhh!! You're not suppose to tell the Sheriff we have AIR!!

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That kind of 'AIR' I can smell for a half mile!! OOoooWwwwEEEEEEE (o_o)

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Nnnnoooooooo...that wa at the old castle...see the DUCK is lyin' ta ya again.....

Want to be a Deputy...I'll give ya a raise...?.(crosses fingers) Yep...I sure will....

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Don't listen to him Cloughy! I saw him, and he has his fingers crossed behind his back! Ducks don't lie! When have you ever heard of a lyin DUCK? Now that's just silly! I call Quackity Quack Quack on that theory! I'm no Quackin liar!

Deputy... did you put the 'stuff' in der water? That's the only way that we will get any sleep you know...

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Don't listen to him Cloughy!! I saw him, and he has his fingers crossed behind his back! Ducks don't lie! When have you ever heard of a lyin DUCK?? Now that's just silly! I call Quackity Quack Quack on that theory! I'm no Quackin liar!

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Quick... give her a drink! Shhhh it will be ALL better in the morning sweetie...

The new order has already slipped the Deputy's a mickey! They are all off to zzzzzzzzz land! Baaahahahaha!