You would be extremely rich if you were.Quote:
Originally Posted by adam_89
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You would be extremely rich if you were.Quote:
Originally Posted by adam_89
Yea, but I would say I am doing fine by not being pregnant. What was that one movie with Arnold in it where he was pregnant? That is what it reminds me of.Quote:
Originally Posted by Justwantfair
Aw, if you are can we name it?Quote:
Originally Posted by adam_89
Squishy, call it Squishy!
Squishy? Ok, I guess if I am pregnant, I will name it Squishy. Things couldn't get any more messed up anyway could they? LolQuote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Never say never Adam, that's usually when the fit hits the shan! ;)
Haha. I love itQuote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Oh, by the way, who's the mother? ;)
Hmm, how does that work exactly? Would it happened with my fiancé? Hmm... I reckon so. Lol
Oh no! Do we have to have "the talk" Adam? :eek:;):DQuote:
Originally Posted by adam_89
I guess it's about that time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Oh crap! Okay, well, I might as well practice on you, I have to have "the big talk" with Jared soon. We've already had the little talks, trying to ease him into the whole idea, then I'm going for the whole kit and kaboodle. Yesterday he asked a question about erections, so you, I think it's time for the whole meal deal! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by adam_89
What would you like to know? Ask me anything. :cool:
How do I get myself into these messes? :rolleyes:
Oh, my. Questions about erections...
I AM NOT READY!
I AM NOT READY!
Ok, so my son is twelve and I probably should have been ready two years ago... but I AM NOT READY!
Well, Alty. What is an erection? Let's start with that. Lol
You and me both Justy. Who would have thought that my 10 year old, the one who's a kid in every way, would ask about sex? I sure the heck didn't!Quote:
Originally Posted by Justwantfair
Like I said, I've given both kids the PG, basics, not a lot of info, no ick factor talk, but the whole, penis in vagina, std, condom, and all the other stuff talk, well, not yet. Is there a PG way to tell a kid about orgasms? How about a PG way to talk about masturbation?
I need to go to the library!
Maybe I can just rent a few movies, that should do the trick! Right? :confused:
This mom stuff isn't easy. :(
Can I write him a note and then go to the movies? Please?
It's a building that's in the process of being built. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by adam_89
Very good Alty. You passed for the day!
That was a test? I passed?Quote:
Originally Posted by adam_89
Why do I have a feeling my son will be asking his wife for "the talk"? :o
I mean, I can talk sex with the best of them, have no qualms about my body and all the wonderful things it can do, but really, this is my son, I'm his mom. No body wants their mom to tell them about sex, do they?
I remember when my mom decided to have the talk with me, I wanted to crawl under the bed! That was the most awkward conversation we've ever had, especially when I started correcting her on some of her info. :(
Oh poo.
Can I hire someone to do this for me? :eek:
Ya know. I don't think My parents ever had the sex talk with me. So, you could leave it be I guess. I am normal by the way, and I do have good parents. I have had plenty of sex and never screwed anything up. Oh by the way, I am not bragging. I always asked my brother for advice, but Schools do a good job with it Alty.
Hi Bear! Are you hiding?
You :o, hi adam how you doing
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