I got a smoke for you, J... come up and see me sometime ;)

I'll take anything about now!!

Although the Chantix works, and works very well... it's still hard after a meal...

Oh, wait, is THAT my pencil? :eek:

Wow, nice job on the 24 hours J...
I am right behind you... gonna kick it myself soon!
Hey synn!

Keep going j, YOU WILL BE FINE.
ARE YOU ALLOWED TO SMOKE WHEN TAKING IT?

You smoke for the first week on it. Then 7 days after you start the Chantix you quit smoking.

The dreams are COOL, even so far as Cool

Then, right before quitting, say 2 days or so, you switch brands of cigarettes to something you can't stand. So, I smoked Basic Menthol Light 100s... I switched to Marlboro Reds.

Although I love my daughter, yesterday, while I was at school (she got home before me), she cleaned out the ashtray, and dumped all the trash... so I can't even scavage for butts...

Well, I HOPE it's not your TAMPON!

(oh god, if anyone actually knows that bad joke, I'm going to laugh)

As I sit here have a really nice Sherman, 100% additive free, top grade tobacco and it goes really good with fresh ground coffee. Keep up the good work J. The pangs will cease in about two years!

Don't fall off your chair laughing Synn...

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Well, i HOPE it's not your TAMPON!!

(oh god, if anyone actually knows that bad joke, I'm gonna laugh)

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From out of the deep dark past I recall that. Refreash my memory.

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As I sit here have a really nice Sherman, 100% additive free, top grade tobacco and it goes really good with fresh ground coffee. Keep up the good work J. The pangs will cease in about two years!

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Oh, rub it in Mag... But hey! Can I smoke a cigar?

I never thought of raiding hubby's humidore!!

TWO FREAKING YEARS!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Want to know a REALLY effective way to NOT want to smoke?

Have your weather's daily high be UNDER 0 degrees Fahrenheit. With a windchill. And then HAVE to smoke outside.

I don't care HOW bad I want one today, I'm not going outside to have one. Our HIGH today is 1 degree---without the windchill. Our high tomorrow is -1.

So... yeah.

Okay... want to know how you can tell if a blonde is having a bad day?

Her tampon is behind her ear, and she can't find her pencil.

I was a die hard smoker living in Alaska, I freaking camped in that weather, you think that would deter me?

J, why don't you start chewing Copenhagen snuff? The would be attractive!

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You smoke for the first week on it. Then 7 days after you start the Chantix you quit smoking.

The dreams are COOL, even so far as KEWL

Then, right before quitting, say 2 days or so, you switch brands of cigarettes to something you can't stand. So, I smoked Basic Menthol Light 100s..........I switched to Marlboro Reds.

Although I love my daughter, yesterday, while I was at school (she got home before me), she cleaned out the ashtray, and dumped all the trash....so I can't even scavage for butts....

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I love reds, that is what I smoke, wow, I had no idea...
Cool, J... really!

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J, why don't you start chewing Copenhagen snuff? The would be attractive!

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I got my hubby addicted to that stuff... I backed down to the lesser, cigarettes, when I got the white snuff circle on the back pocket of my designer jeans.

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okay...want to know how you can tell if a blonde is having a bad day?

Her tampon is behind her ear, and she can't find her pencil.

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Oh my!

Like the doctor that pulled his pen out of his lab coat pocket only to find his thermometer. Some A*#hole has my pen!

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J, why don't you start chewing Copenhagen snuff?

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And, actually, you don't CHEW Copenhagen, you DIP it. LMAO

Oh, I see you already do that. You seem to be an expert!

Honey I gave my hubby lessons. No really, I can't stand the stuff, but, and it is weird...

I do like the smell. Smells like fresh wet leather in a hot horse stable in the summer in the mountains...

Oops, I'm giving TMI...

Tmi!