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  • Jul 23, 2009, 02:46 PM
    jenniepepsi

    Kp is always good for that.

    But I prefer my bear ;)

    Hehe.


    OK we can stop the dirty ness before ben gets mad.
  • Jul 23, 2009, 02:49 PM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by jenniepepsi View Post
    kp is always good for that.

    but i prefer my bear ;)

    hehe.


    ok we can stop the dirty ness before ben gets mad.

    Awww, thanks jennie, its always nice to know your wanted :cool:

    I'm sad that I have to leave for a bit now, :(

    Cya'll later :)
  • Jul 23, 2009, 02:50 PM
    ISneezeFunny

    Ladies and gents!

    The moment we've all been waiting for is here!

    Well... sorta. It's about to happen in about 30 min.

    I made a blog about my adventures in med school that will be kept up diligently (I hope)...

    Keep posted. It'll come in about 30 min.
  • Jul 23, 2009, 02:52 PM
    jenniepepsi

    Oooh I can't wait sneezy.


    Bye bear *hugs* come back when you need a back rub!
  • Jul 23, 2009, 02:58 PM
    JoeCanada76
    See you later Albear, Good to see you.

    Have to run guys, dinner is about to be made. Lol

    See you all around later.

    Alty, remember where there is a will there is a way. (;
  • Jul 23, 2009, 03:43 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    lol sorry sunny didnt quite get what your trying to say :D

    hi sunny

    stringers feelings dont get hurt easily, he's a man after all, one punch on the shoulder and he'll be fine :D

    Not so... but I stand up when something is not right you know... :)
  • Jul 23, 2009, 03:45 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by jenniepepsi View Post
    OMG you made me yawn too! lol!

    Yep... me also.
  • Jul 23, 2009, 03:46 PM
    jenniepepsi

    Hi stringer you back? :)
  • Jul 23, 2009, 03:47 PM
    jenniepepsi
    Bear I see you lurking in the doorway!
  • Jul 23, 2009, 03:48 PM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Not so...but I stand up when something is not right ya know...:)

    Yeah I know, :)
  • Jul 23, 2009, 03:54 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Bear, we need to hide, they're talking about nipples! :eek:

    I am too, I like this thread, wonder how long it will be around... :D:):)
  • Jul 23, 2009, 05:06 PM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by jenniepepsi View Post
    bear i see you lurking in the doorway!

    Hi jennie, sorry about the delay, laptop was acting up :)
  • Jul 23, 2009, 05:40 PM
    Chey5782
    Sooo... tired... Hi everyone! I have been so bloody tired the last couple of days I have slept more than I have been awake! Then, when I am awake I do thinks like cook an ENTIRE package of bacon and eat it. I need this baby out of me before my butt gets any bigger! EEK!


    Wait... nipples?
  • Jul 23, 2009, 05:44 PM
    JoeCanada76
    Entire package of bacon? Some body had to talk about bacon. Lol
  • Jul 23, 2009, 05:45 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Chey5782 View Post
    Sooo.... tired.... Hi everyone! I have been so bloody tired the last couple of days I have slept more than I have been awake! Then, when I am awake I do thinks like cook an ENTIRE package of bacon and eat it. I need this baby out of me before my butt gets any bigger! EEK!


    Wait... nipples?

    When are you due Chey?
  • Jul 23, 2009, 05:46 PM
    Chey5782
    November 9th. Some day in the FAR off future! I'm hardly showing and already I waddle and can't roll over in bed. It's pretty funny actually. Soo... alty... *makes gestures* whatcha dooin tonight? :cool:
  • Jul 23, 2009, 05:49 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Chey5782 View Post
    November 9th. Some day in the FAR off future! I'm hardly showing and already I waddle and can't roll over in bed. it's pretty funny actually. Soo... alty.... *makes gestures* whatcha dooin tonight? :cool:

    Me? I'm trying to get rid of the headache I've had all day.

    I still haven't cooked dinner, I'm being lazy. Then it's bath time for the kids, then movie time. After that I hope they're so tired that they just drift off to sleep.

    I may call it an early night too, if this headache isn't gone by then.

    How about you?
  • Jul 23, 2009, 05:54 PM
    Chey5782
    I found an old movie that shows Uma Therman's bubs. I'm totally watching it on netflix right now! Then I am going to rub on my hubby till he makes happy noises and forgets work sucked today. THEN, after he falls asleep. I plan on eating an entire carton of ice cream in the dark!
  • Jul 23, 2009, 05:56 PM
    albear

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Chey5782 View Post
    Sooo.... tired.... Hi everyone! I have been so bloody tired the last couple of days I have slept more than I have been awake! Then, when I am awake I do thinks like cook an ENTIRE package of bacon and eat it. I need this baby out of me before my butt gets any bigger! EEK!


    Wait... nipples?

    Same here with the sleeping thing, I've not been feeling 100% though so I've put it down to that.

    Hi chey
  • Jul 23, 2009, 05:59 PM
    Alty

    Someone shoot me!

    The neighbors grandson is visiting, he's 5. He's a little brat, keeps trying to come into my house.

    He opened my door and let Chewy out, then sat there and laughed as I'm running all over the cul-de-sac trying to catch him. I'm not happy.

    I told him that going into other peoples house's isn't polite unless he's invited. He said "you're not the boss of me".

    Where's my hose? I'm about to go postal on this kid!

    Breath. Breath. Breath. AHHHHHHH! :(
  • Jul 23, 2009, 06:07 PM
    albear

    Ooooo little arsehole
  • Jul 23, 2009, 06:08 PM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Chey5782 View Post
    I found an old movie that shows Uma Therman's bubs. I'm totally watching it on netflix right now! Then I am going to rub on my hubby till he makes happy noises and forgets work sucked today. THEN, after he falls asleep. I plan on eating an entire carton of ice cream in the dark!

    Id pay to see that.
  • Jul 23, 2009, 06:11 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    ooooo little arsehole

    That word was on the tip of my tongue bear, but I swallowed it.

    Now he's walking in my flower garden stepping on my lilies.

    Seriously, if this keeps up I'm not responsible for what happens.

    Stringer, I need my whip back!

    Going to go talk to his grandma about this. This will be fun. I'm beginning to understand why she doesn't like kids. ;)

    Sigh. My poor lilies. :(
  • Jul 23, 2009, 06:13 PM
    albear

    Take the hose to him and claim you were watering your garden its not your fault he was in it :D... well you should :)
  • Jul 23, 2009, 06:14 PM
    simoneaugie
    Man boobs don't need to be toned! Jiggly is better, right? I just love breasts in general, probably 'cause I don't have any of my own. Relax guys, there are some women who like your boobs no matter what they look like.
  • Jul 23, 2009, 06:14 PM
    Chey5782
    Sounda like you ought to go tell granny and grandma that their sweetheart of a terror is out wreaking havoc with the neighbors. I would SOOO not put up with that. Poor dog. Insolent child. You need some pie.
  • Jul 23, 2009, 06:15 PM
    JoeCanada76
    I think the hose would be funnier to use. Whip you already have, remember gave you a new spanking new whip long time ago.
  • Jul 23, 2009, 06:17 PM
    Alty

    I like Bears idea. I'm going out to water the garden, with the pressure washer. Muwahahahaha.

    Dang, am I allowed to do that? I'm going to shoot now, ask questions later, feign innocence, yup.

    Pie? What kind?
  • Jul 23, 2009, 06:21 PM
    albear

    Pie of the humble variety, offer some to him before you shoot :D

    (that sounded better in my head)
  • Jul 23, 2009, 06:22 PM
    Chey5782
    Oh my god I would pay to see that too!! I am cracking up laughing!!
  • Jul 23, 2009, 06:28 PM
    startover22
    Who said bacon?? :mad::mad::mad::mad:
    Wait, I am having bacon on my burger... I am not mad;)
  • Jul 23, 2009, 06:29 PM
    albear

    Hi starty, how you doing :)
  • Jul 23, 2009, 06:30 PM
    Chey5782
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by startover22 View Post
    Who said bacon?????????????????????????????????:mad::mad::m ad::mad:
    Wait, I am having bacon on my burger...I am not mad;)

    Mmmm bacon. OHHH I think I have some left in the fridge somewhere!! Thanks Starty! I am SOOOOOO easily swayed right now to do or crave anything it's pathetic. Someone said Big Mac a couple days ago and I wanted one for 2 days till I ate one. It was the best burger ever. I am going to have to buy a treadmill or my arteries are going to turn me to stone. OHH then I can change my name to medusa. Rawr.
  • Jul 23, 2009, 06:34 PM
    JoeCanada76
    Hi Start,

    Bacon, on your burger. Best place for it.

    Or yet, bacon on a triple Decker sandwich.
  • Jul 23, 2009, 06:39 PM
    Alty

    Arrrhelldamnpooaahhhhh!

    The talk with grandma didn't go so well. I asked her to talk to the little prince and tell him that he has to stay out of my garden and not open the door as he let Chewy out.

    Her response "the lilies will only be alive for a while longer and if you trained your puppy maybe he wouldn't escape". What? Chewy escaped because the little brat opened my door. AAAAHHH!

    Anyway, I said "okay then, I'll deal with it", and walked away, went to my hose, turned it on and started watering my plants and my yard. It's not my fault he didn't move.

    I'm going to hell. :(
  • Jul 23, 2009, 06:40 PM
    albear

    Brilliance alty, you gave them fair warning, feel better? :)
  • Jul 23, 2009, 06:42 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    brilliance alty, you gave them fair warning :)

    Yes I did. :D

    Now I'm waiting for the fit to hit the shan. He's soaked. I have the right to water my yard though. :)

    I need to move to an acreage.
  • Jul 23, 2009, 06:45 PM
    startover22
    AWESOME Alty... you have guts;) AND I LIKE IT! You go girl!

    Hi bear and Joe;)
  • Jul 23, 2009, 06:46 PM
    albear

    Good luck Alty, not that you need it :),

    You asked politely, they decided they wernt going to act like decent people, so you showed them the concequences of their actions, good on you :)

    Hiya start, hope your well
  • Jul 23, 2009, 06:48 PM
    startover22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Chey5782 View Post
    mmmm bacon. OHHH I think I have some left in the fridge somewhere!!! Thanks Starty! I am SOOOOOO easily swayed right now to do or crave anything it's pathetic. Someone said Big Mac a couple days ago and I wanted one for 2 days till I ate one. It was the best burger ever. I am going to have to buy a treadmill or my arteries are going to turn me to stone. OHH then I can change my name to medusa. rawr.

    You don't need a treadmill... walk in place as you type;)

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