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Originally Posted by starbuck8

QUACKITY QUACK QUACK!!....can ya hear me now?...now?....how 'bout now?

Heeeeeeyyyy?? (eh?) Say again..

YouTube - Men at work: Land down under!!!! (One of their best songs!!)

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Just a piece?....oh how sad! I was hopin ya had more than just a piece!

The gun hon... the gun...

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Originally Posted by Stringer

The gun hon.....the gun.....

Sure... that's what all the boys say! I know what packin a piece means! It often doesn't turn out well. It tends to misfire!

Love a man with a big gun! :D

M, love that song. I still want to hear your voice one day, we'll have to plan that, maybe we can get a whole crap load of people on the phone at once, have a gab fest. :)

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Sure...that's what all the boys say! I know what packin a piece means! It often doesn't turn out well. It tends to misfire!

Only if they don't know how to handle it. Those that practice shooting tend to do pretty well. :cool:

Are we still talking about guns? ;)

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Sure...that's what all the boys say! I know what packin a piece means! It often doesn't turn out well. It tends to misfire!

You have to take very good care of them, must keep the metal oiled and smooth, and keep the barrel clean.

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Originally Posted by Stringer

You have to take very good care of them, must keep the metal oiled and smooth, and keep the barrel clean.

What kind of oil do you use Stringer? :D

Metal? YIKES! They really do, do things different in the US of A don't they! Hahaha!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Only if they don't know how to handle it. Those that practice shooting tend to do pretty well. :cool:

Are we still talking about guns? ;)

Of course we are, sexy...

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

M, love that song. I still want to hear your voice one day, we'll have to plan that, maybe we can get a whole crap load of people on the phone at once, have a gab fest. :)

Sounds like fun!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

What kind of oil do you use Stringer? :D

You know, that stuff to oil the barrel... come... on... you know.

Got to run kids. There's a roast in the oven driving me crazy, I'm drooling on my keyboard. Now it's time to make the spaetzle and blaukraut and asparagus with hollandaise sauce. Are you all drooling now too? Good, my work here is done. :D

I'll be back later. Don't play with your guns too much, someone is likely to get shot. ;)

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Originally Posted by Stringer

You know, that stuff to oil the barrel...come...on...you know.

I hope you are using a silencer!

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

What am I?...dog meat? You never said I sounded like an Angel on the phone! Ducky sad. :( ::sniff:: ::wiping beak::

Hey nobody even calls me and I'm sure I wouldn't sound like an angel. I'm southern, so I sound almost like the very thing we mock in this here jailhouse. :(

Friend: Good clip... but still love Aussie accents. When the world ends, you said I can come there and we'd have BBQ and beeyah (Australian for "beer". Wait that's the Foster's ad, right?). Well if I fly all the way over there, you better darn well talk to me! :mad:;)

Stringer: Thanks... I think:confused: After all, I'm Fency... I just want to take advantage of the menmates (men+inmates=menmates)

Joe: Who's Dr. Evil? Surely not you! Or is it Clough? :confused:

Alty? What the hell is blahkraut? Is that a very boring version of sauerkraut?

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Originally Posted by nikosmom

Friend: Good clip... but still love Aussie accents. When the world ends, you said I can come there and we'd have BBQ and beeyah (Australian for "beer". Wait that's the Foster's ad, right?). Well if I fly all the way over there, you better darn well talk to me! :mad:;)

A promise is a promise Fency (LOL) ;)

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Aahhhh is Nikosmom listening....? Shhhh...it called a 'piece.' :D

So is that why you keep mixing up "peace" and "piece"? Ahh ha.

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Originally Posted by nikosmom

Hey nobody even calls me and I'm sure I wouldn't sound like an angel. I'm southern, so I sound almost like the very thing we mock in this here jailhouse. :(

Friend: Good clip... but still love Aussie accents. When the world ends, you said I can come there and we'd have BBQ and beeyah (Australian for "beer". Wait that's the Foster's ad, right?). Well if I fly all the way over there, you better darn well talk to me! :mad:;)

Stringer: Thanks... I think:confused: After all, I'm Fency... I just wanna take advantage of the menmates (men+inmates=menmates)

Joe: Who's Dr. Evil?? Surely not you! Or is it Clough? :confused:

Let me tell you honey... nothing makes this big 'ol man turn into a little gurgling little boy more that a woman with a sexy southern draw... for sure... remember I lived there... and went crazy... everyday.

I had to wear ear muffins... just to do my job.

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Alty? What the hell is blahkraut? Is that a very boring version of sauerkraut?

Blaukraut, not blahkraut! Jeesh. :rolleyes:

Blaukraut is purple cabbage chopped with vinegar and wine and other seasonings, then left to ferment and then cooked. It's sooooooo farking good, and I should be eating it right now.

Why am I still here?

I can't get enough of my peeps.

I will be back. Going to go stuff my face. :D

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Alty? What the hell is blahkraut? Is that a very boring version of sauerkraut?

Hope it's better than that asparagus stuff... Oooo... hate that no matter what you put on top of it.

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Alty? What the hell is blahkraut? Is that a very boring version of sauerkraut?

I was wonderin' what the heck blahkraut and spaetzle is- I thought it was something Canadian. I know y'all have yer own bacon and all. :confused:

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Originally Posted by nikosmom

So is that why you keep mixing up "peace" and "piece"?? Ahh ha.

Who turned on that bright light bulb? :):):)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Blaukraut, not blahkraut! Jeesh. :rolleyes:

Blaukraut is purple cabbage chopped with vinegar and wine and other seasonings, then left to ferment and then cooked. It's sooooooo farking good, and I should be eating it right now.

Why am I still here?

I can't get enough of my peeps.

I will be back. Going to go stuff my face. :D

See how fast you can do that... K? Hurry back... I have to leave soon... (you know for what... )

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Originally Posted by nikosmom

Hey nobody even calls me and I'm sure I wouldn't sound like an angel. I'm southern, so I sound almost like the very thing we mock in this here jailhouse. :(

Friend: Good clip... but still love Aussie accents. When the world ends, you said I can come there and we'd have BBQ and beeyah (Australian for "beer". Wait that's the Foster's ad, right?). Well if I fly all the way over there, you better darn well talk to me! :mad:;)

Stringer: Thanks... I think:confused: After all, I'm Fency... I just wanna take advantage of the menmates (men+inmates=menmates)

Joe: Who's Dr. Evil?? Surely not you! Or is it Clough? :confused:

Well that's because we don't have yer number darnit! I love southern accents! I lived in FL. For a short time, and have been to all of the southern states. My good friend is a Georgia peach, and then of course our OK Rebby girl. Now she has sweet voice. Oh... I didn't mean she was just okay! She better than okay! We lub our Rebby girl! LOL!

I'm having a beeyah right now! Nice and cold... but sadly not a Fosters.

Yes, Joe quite often turns into Dr. Evil! Careful... we never know when he might just bite you! Now Cloughy... he peeps in through peep holes! Dr. Evil and the Peeper. Hmmm! Sounds like a strange rock band! :D

Menmates... LOL!

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Let me tell ya honey...nothing makes this big 'ol man turn into a little gurgling little boy more that a woman with a sexy southern draw...for sure...remember I lived there...and went crazy ....everyday.

I had to wear ear muffins....just to do my job.

Ahhh yes, and you were right in my neck of the woods too. I'm told I sound sweet. I'm syrupy; I've got molasses drippin' off my tongue. Yep. That sweet. :D

[I've got a feelin' this thread ain't going to last past tonight]

Alty, enjoy stuffing your face...

We stuffed our face hours ago, ha ha...

Oh and Starby your right everybody better watch out. Dr. Evil can show up at anytime...

Joe Here...

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Originally Posted by nikosmom

Ahhh yes, and you were right in my neck of the woods too. I'm told I sound sweet. I'm syrupy; I've got molasses drippin' off my tongue. Yep. That sweet. :D

[I've got a feelin' this thread ain't gonna last past tonight]

Sad isn't it... I have had other threads over the (almost 2 years) but this was my first for a 'forum.'

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

I'm havin a beeyah right now! Nice and cold....but sadly not a Fosters.

Menmates...LOL!!

I think I'll have a beeyah too- Cheers!

I've never had Foster's but Friend, I'll let you give me my first one when I come visit you!

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Originally Posted by nikosmom

I was wonderin' what the heck blahkraut and spaetzle is- I thought it was somethin' Canadian. I know y'all have yer own bacon and all. :confused:

It's actually German food. Spaetzle is a doughy kind of mixture that you drop into boiling water. I don't know about you Alty and Joe, but I never eat Canadian bacon, unless it's on eggs benny! It's usually just normal bacon and eggs when I buy it. Oh Sneezy is going to be mad at me! He likes his fantasy that we live in Igloos, and eat blubber. Okay... I eat a blubber sammich everyday, right after my polar bear has brought me home from the Trading Post.

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Originally Posted by Jesushelper76

Alty, enjoy stuffing your face...

We stuffed our face hours ago, ha ha....

Oh and Starby your right everybody better watch out. Dr. Evil can show up at anytime......

Joe Here....

Joe...

You do know that they are going to take away your badge, don't you? :(

Canadian bacon is only an very very occasional treat.. Regular bacon and eggs are the way too go.. Eh...

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Originally Posted by Jesushelper76

Alty, enjoy stuffing your face...

We stuffed our face hours ago, ha ha....

Oh and Starby your right everybody better watch out. Dr. Evil can show up at anytime......

Joe Here....

ROH ROH!. ::hiding in corner:: Someone let Dr. Evil out to play! :eek:

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Originally Posted by nikosmom

i think i'll have a beeyah too- cheers!

I've never had foster's but friend, i'll let you give me my first one when i come visit ya!

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M... you are such an enabler... sigh

Thanks Friend, seriously, did you just HAPPEN to have that pic saved?

I need to know why you're "M"... I think I'm cool enough for somebody to tell me... Or I can just force it once the gals take over... you choose.:cool:

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Originally Posted by nikosmom

Thanks Friend, seriously, did you just HAPPEN to have that pic saved??

I need to know why you're "M"... I think I'm kewl enough for somebody to tell me... Or I can just force it once the gals take over... you choose.:cool:

M... as in batMan

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Originally Posted by Jesushelper76

Canadian bacon is only an very very occasional treat.. Regular bacon and eggs are the way too go..., Eh....

Canadian bacon is farkin expensive! You can get it cheaper in the States! Now what's up with that man? :rolleyes:

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Thanks Friend, seriously, did you just HAPPEN to have that pic saved?

M is a master in IT... (By the way... friend... I need to know the 'secrets' that you showed alty on all this STUFF too.)

Unless you know a local farmer and kind of order half a pig. It would last for a long while. You get everything. Chops, roasts, sausages, bacon , etc...

Your right that is so messed up starby, we should get our canadian bacon for almost free here.