Well, guess I better get on the bike and fly out of here! Later Gators (and crocs). LOL
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Well, guess I better get on the bike and fly out of here! Later Gators (and crocs). LOL
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Originally Posted by jrebel7
Rebbie, THAT is an EXCELLENT IDEA! Starby, simply "forward these calls at night to the police station... wouldn't that shake the s**t out of them!:D :eek :eek: :rolleyes: :D :cool:
Stringer
Thanks Rebby Girl! I wonder how that would work LD. Of course the calls started at 3am. What a coincidence! Just when my ex the drunk would be leaving the bar on a Friday night... make that... any night! :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
Do the police actually answer their phones after 5pm Stringy? I thought that was donut time!
I don't know, I would get the "non-emergency" phone number for the local police and use that one. Try it for one night, maybe even get the police permission to do this first.Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
But talk about getting revenge, THIS would top them all. I would LOVE to see their face when the police answer. Sometimes locally when I have called the non-emergency number with a question they don't even answer identifying themselves... they just say "how may I help you?" but if they did answer saying "Police Department"... hahahahahaha Love it!! :eek:
GREAT idea Rebbie!
Got to run, many things to do around the house. Started to clean the garage again. Decided that this mountain of crap will not be cleaned using only a teaspoon... need a backhoe...
Stringer
By the way... we have almost closed this thread (some one start thinking about starting another) AND have you all noticed guys that not once, not once has Alty or Starduck invited even one of us to the "Me-devil (ha) Bar. Are you guys keeping something from us... you have kept the bar to yourselves??
OK guys, here's the plan, gather at the moat front door, we will charge the liquor cabinet for the bar. Bring wire cutters and some explosives!
For all of you who don't have the link to the new thread, I'm posting it again. HC did the honors. See you there. :)
https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge...rk-241154.html
Blow up the Castle?? :eek: Not our pretty Castle! We need the dungeon. Apparently the moat is leaking, and we need to bring in a crew to do renovations, so we will temporarily pack our bags for a few weeks, while the cracks are filled in.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
The Queens, and the Princess have decided to rent Central Park for a little while, until the moat is fixed. We have to load up the jewels in the Castle, but we hired some guy that drinks out of a brown paper bag to guard them. He looks very trustworthy. ( He claims it is special medicine) I will have my own personal Duck Pond, that unfortunately I have been told I have to temporarily share with the Crocs. It is up to you boys to transport the Crocs to the park. Careful... they don't like to be moved from the moat!
We have already cleaned out the liquor cabinet, so don't bother! We have packed it in secret coolers to bring to the park! The castle Queens and Princess will have there own pimped out tree house, and you need an annual park pass to enter! The cost of your monthly park permit, shall be based on your attendance, as decided by the park fairies!
Lets keep our park clean... well we will hire people to clean up the messes we make, and please don't feed the squirrels, or the racoons. I here they are gang members! :eek:
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Hey Starby, I haven't talked to you for a while. How are you sweets?
I'm good! Where have you been? Are you feeling better?
I've been resting, trying to get rid of this bug. I feel horrible, my voice is fading, my nose hurts, my throat hurts, my ears hurt, my whole body hurts. I don't like being sick! :(
My friend came and picked up Bear today. I discussed with her the possibility of us keeping him, and she said, no, actually hearing how well he did here, she wants to get another dog. I gulped, and said that I though that was a bad idea, she's not really taking care of Bear the way he needs, so why get a second dog to ignore? She wants a buddy for Bear. So I suggested getting an older dog, 3 or 4 years old at the shelter. Nope, she wants a puppy. I tried, boy did I try, but it's their life and I can't do anything about it. I did say that we only have room for one more dog, so if she gets a second dog and decides she can't handle them, well, we can only take Bear on, so she better think this through. AHHHHHHHH!! Sorry, vent. :(
You're kidding! Holy crap! I thought for sure she would just let you have him after all of this! Getting another puppy that she is not going to care for... with a baby on the way too... is just insane! Wow! I bet she is thinking that if she gets another puppy, that will keep Bear out of her hair, and the little one will keep Bear occupied. Geeezzzzz!
I know, I'm shocked too. I really think that Bear would be happier and better off with us. Hopefully she won't rush into anything and she'll realize that she can't handle one dog, much less two.
I will give you a call a bit later if you're around. I need to go and shower, and get a few things done here today!
I'll be here, don't want to go anywhere. Talk to you later ducky. :)
Hi everyone!
Oof. I've been... swamped lately... how's everyone doing?
Alty, I'm glad you're feeling better enough to at least come back to the castle... where you hiding by the way?
I'm back out... off to the gym so I can look like I'm working out while I'm really sitting there sniffing people.
I've been hiding in the infirmary, but it stinks there so I came out to play for a bit.
Sniffing people? I hope you don't get caught. :)
Oh, no. I've been practicing on starbs. She hasn't noticed.
What does Starby smell like Sneezy? She's taking a shower right now, did you say something to her? ;)
Crap, maybe she did notice. She smells like... roasted duck...
... wait a second... why does she smell like roasted duck?
Maybe she was outside tanning today. I switched her sunblock to cooking oil. ;)
Nice! Gooo crisco!
OK, I'm heading out to the gym before I get any lazier. Bah! I want a day off.
Feel better my dear alty. Scotch works best with colds
Well, I think... I usually wake up feeling better, granted, I've lost a couple of days...
Scotch, I'll give it a try, I'm willing to try anything at this point.
Later Sir Sneezy, have fun sniffing people. :);)
Alty, that was a good one, changing the sun screen to cooking oil... you are still on top of your game!! Hope you feel better soon. Your sense of humor has not suffered any though! Good to see you all here today. I have been out of here most of the day and need to get things done also. Art show coming up in OCT. and nothing new!!
Hey there Starby, might be worth checking into, forwarding your phone to me a night here and there, giving you a break... not sure how it would work LD either. Since you can call here with no problem, thought maybe it would just go right on through. Might give you a good night's rest. When I answer, he wouldn't know but what he got a wrong number. We can work up a plan that's for sure. :p I bet Stringer and Alty and M and other friends could come up with some good ploys to pull this thing off. If I get a call, I could handle it a certain way, if you forwarded one night elsewhere, they could handle it totally differently, just throw a curve here and there and catch him off guard, not enough to make him angry but just cause grand confusion. LOL One of us could take on the roll of housekeekper, one a total stranger, wrong number and get him talking... find out some info. Well, give it some thought.Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
The Park is nice, I just hate to see the Castle close, even for repairs. Guess I didn't get in on it early enough and didn't get to explore enough of it. There are still so many possibilities. But where ever we are, the two Queens and the Princess, we make a good trio, don't you think??
Did you read where Stringer bestowed courage upon me so now I am ready for anything!! I was in the shower and as I was washing my hair, thoughts were running through my mind and I had to laugh, it was my birthday and thoughts of the day were running through my mind... thoughts of my castle friends. I thought about the Sheriff naming me Lil' Lioness then Unky I believe it was reminding me that Lions are royalty then you bestowing the honor on me of Princess and realized that I am born in July... my sign is Leo. Made for a nice moment of continuity and love!! :p
Wow, There are many leo's around. Including myself.
Well jrebel7, I tried sending you a pm but apparently it is all full. No more room..
How is everyone here, guess I have missed lots.
I will have to catch up a bit later.
Nighty night everyone.
... so here I was, minding my own business... running down the castle corridors to grab a towel so I could have a relaxing swim in the pond, after a lovely afternoon of sunning myself,. when I had this horrible accident! I started sliding on my slippery webbed feet... my wings flailing, and BOOM... down I went on my last tailfeather! It was then I said to myself "OH QUACK"... that wicked Queen had secretly replaced my sunblock with cooking oil!
It was at that moment that I knew I must devise a plan to rid the Wicked Queen of her cooking powers! I hurried out and purchased a new duck cape, and sat down to read the latest copy of Ducks Unlimited. For a small charge, they have promised to send me tips in the mail every month, and I can learn how to avoid the wrath of the evil hunter, and do good for all of my feathered friends!
SUPERDUCK!. to the rescue!!
Super Duck, hey there. I thought it was dunny buck??
Lol
Princess Lioness?. Is it your Birthday?? :o Happy Birthday to youuuuu... Happy Birthday to youuuuu... Happy Birthday Dear Princess... Happy Birthday to Youuuuu!!Quote:
Originally Posted by jrebel7
Super duck, snooper nuck, doesn't matter, I will cook you little ducky, and dine on you in the castle dining room with all my friends.
Joe, will you bring the wine? What goes good with duck, red or white? ;)
Pinot goes very well with duck.
Oooh, sounds good Sneezy, can you bring some?
Apparently the duck lost her last feather today, and she roasted for a while in the sun. All we have to do is catch her, add some seasoning and stick her little duck butt in to the oven for a few hours. Mmmmm, I'm drooling, can't wait for the duck. :)
Super Duper Duck will drink your wine,. change into Dunny Buck (my alias) to fool you non-believers! Muwaha... *burp*... hahaha!
Good, she's drinking, she'll be much easier to catch now. Sneezy, Joe, get the net. :)
Nets ready... Are you ready??
I've got the club, I'm ready. Sneezy?
I escaped once again!. DUCK POWER!
Joe, if Starduck isn't caught in your net, who the heck did I club on the head?:eek: :eek:
I had no idea my mail was full. I am usually pretty careful about checking that. I am so sorry I missed your note. It is clear now so hope you will try again!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jesushelper76
Night, my fellow "Leo"!! :p
Rebbie, help, Joe, Sneezy and I were trying to catch the duck, Joe had a net, I had a club, but I don't know what happened to Sneezy. Anyway, we caught what we thought was the duck and I clubbed it on the head, but the duck flew by and said na, na, na, boo, boo, you can't catch me. So, can you check the net, see who I clubbed? Gulp, I hope whoever it is is okay. :(
Bawhahaha! I sent a decoy duck to fill in whilst I made my clever escape! No one has seen Silly String in a little while have they?? I tied him with duck twine! He struggled a bit, but he didn't get loose! Muwahahahahahaha!!
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