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  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:07 PM
    starbuck8
    String Man, take the GTO buddy! We can travel across the country Thelma and Louise style. You be Thelma k? Franny Pants, you can join us, you can be... well Franny! I promise I won't jump out of the car when it goes over the cliff! Mwaaahahahaha!
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:09 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer
    Starby...so nice to see you my dear, we really missed you so much sweety. You are always, always welcome her with us, come on here, sit down. have I told you recently just how wonderfully your hair glistens in the sunlight? Have I told you how you are the center of any party we have. have M and I told you how gracefully you stride and kinda of flow when you walk? Have we told you how much we appreciate your company and conversation? We are so glad you are here.....

    Alty help! I'm melting... I'm melting... they are trying to take me to the dark side... help me... help me... oh no... oh nooooooooooooooooo!
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:11 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    Alty help!! I'm melting............I'm melting...........they are trying to take me to the dark side....help me..................help me.................oh no..............oh nooooooooooooooooo!!

    That new nightrobe... wow Starby.. nice, very nice sweet. Then again, you would make any 'ol thing look fantastic my dear... just fantastic! Right M?
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:15 PM
    friend4u178
    1 Attachment(s)
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer
    i like "perky"...yes P E R K Y...perky, perky, have I mentioned ...perky

    Ask and you shall receive my friend!!

    Attachment 9404
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:15 PM
    starbuck8
    I feel lightheaded... it's working... Alty hellllppppppppp... they are looking into my eyes with an evil grin... quick... come quick!! I think they put something in my drink Alty... everything is spinning... what's happening?? Oh nooooo, I'm scared!! Alllltttyyyyy!!
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:15 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    String Man, take the GTO buddy! We can travel across the country Thelma and Louise style. You be Thelma k? Franny Pants, you can join us, you can be....well Franny!! I promise I won't jump out of the car when it goes over the cliff!! Mwaaahahahaha!!

    I am ex military... I am prepared for you Alty; put a trench around my house, got the driveway wired with bare wire with the electric switch ready, I have bull dosers lined up all around the house. I have fire hoses all set up. I have out a large net over my house so any fly overs don't work. I have doggy do in brown paper bags with matches to light them!! And much, much more!!

    M... I have helmets for you, me and Starby... :D
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:16 PM
    Alty
    Oh, you boys, yes BOYS, are in so much trouble.

    Starby, you must resist, do not go to the darkside. You have to be strong Starby, remember, estrogen is thicker than water. :)
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:16 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer
    That new nightrobe...wow Starby..nice, very nice sweet. Then again, you would make any 'ol thing look fantastic my dear...just fantastic! Right M?

    ABSOLUTELY!!
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:16 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178
    Ask and you shall recieve my friend!!!

    Attachment 9404

    Damn... I need your sources... we need to talk M... later. Hee hee

    I mean look at her... eyes, yes her eyes... they can make any red blooded man's heart stop... BUT M seriously would I give up starby for her or anyone... really, never my friend. We have someone special in Starby...

    And Starby it isn't the Dark Side Darlin' noooo...we just turned down the lights for that feelin'.
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:18 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178
    Ask and you shall recieve my friend!!!

    Attachment 9404


    That's my ammunition M, bad M, very bad M. I'm going to whip, darnit, I don't have my whip. I'm going to drop a Koala on your head. Yup, I will, aha, going to do it. :D
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:19 PM
    Alty
    Starby, don't fall for it. We are women, hear us roar! Don't fall for all this mushy goobleygock, you are strong, they are weak! Starby?
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:21 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178
    ABSOLUTELY!!!!!!


    Yeppers... all truth here... with us... we are the way of the "truth" only with us...
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:23 PM
    friend4u178
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    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    That's my ammunition M, bad M, very bad M. I'm going to whip, darnit, I don't have my whip. I'm going to drop a Koala on your head. Yup, I will, aha, gonna do it. :D

    LOL... beat you to it :)

    Attachment 9405
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:24 PM
    Alty
    They lie Starby, lies, lies, lies, only lies. Tell me lies tell me sweet little lies, oops, sorry, that song popped in to my head. Starby, they are trying to woo you, don't be wooed, you are unwooable, stay strong sister. :)
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:25 PM
    starbuck8
    Alty, I feel faint! Grab my hand... pull me away! They've promised me a kingdom, and I'm going to be the head witch... that sounds like so much fun! They've told me that they have made a special golden whip just for meeeeeeeeee! I want the golden whip, I want my castle... Alty help! We can build our own kingdom... I know we can!
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:25 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178
    LOL.....................beat you to it :)

    Attachment 9405

    Grrrrr, bad M! :D

    I'll get you my pretty and your little dog too. ;)
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:27 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    Alty, I feel faint! Grab my hand...pull me away!! They've promised me a kingdom, and I'm going to be the head witch...........that sounds like so much fun!! They've told me that they have made a special golden whip just for meeeeeeeeee!! I want the golden whip, I want my castle............Alty help!! We can build our own kingdom.........I know we can!!


    Grab my hand Starby, resist. The only thing you'll get in that castle is a cell in the dungeon, don't be fooled, run away. We will build a fortress, you and I and all the strong women on this site. We will stand strong against the men, we can do it, yes we can.

    Did I mention that you look really pretty today?

    Ha, two can play this game. :)
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:29 PM
    Stringer
    Well all Stringer can say now is that "we" are going to bed. It is about 1:30 am now and I do not keep Susy up this late.. not good for her skin you know...

    Starby... Starby, what can I say about you... except you will be on my mind tonight, yes that sweet smell of that fresh hair, that perfume... OMG... wow. That sweet smile, that gleam in you eye, the way you intelligently know how to answer any question that I may have... if there ever was a woman that should be set up as an example for all others hon... only you would be standing on the stage...

    Good night all... and Starby, come on over, it is only the dimmed lights.. not the dark side really.. Again: am right M?
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:30 PM
    starbuck8
    They took a video and everything Alty... loooookkkk!! Eeeeeekkkkkk!

    YouTube - Hiruma' Evil Laugh!
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:31 PM
    Alty
    Marta, Marta, I need your help. Stringer is trying to entice Starby to go over to his side, sweet words, promises he doesn't intend to keep, help me MARTA!!

    Ha, busted Stringer! :)
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:33 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Grab my hand Starby, resist. The only thing you'll get in that castle is a cell in the dungeon, don't be fooled, run away. We will build a fortress, you and I and all the strong women on this site. We will stand strong against the men, we can do it, yes we can.

    Did I mention that you look really pretty today?

    Ha, two can play this game. :)

    "Did I mention that you look really pretty today?" Do you REALLY think THAT will work on our Starby??:eek: You are foolish one, foolish...I tell you! Starby is ALL woman, ALL woman...she is not interested in such gebberish.......never!!!!!!! She knows she is ALL WOMAN!!!!!!!
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:33 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer
    Again: am right M?

    As you always are stringer :p
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:36 PM
    starbuck8
    Soooooo confused... only dim lights?. lub master Stringer... Whaaaaatttt?. oh, yes lub drop bears... Franny Pants?. who's that?. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... that guy! I lub Franny Pants tooooooo! It's getting darker... darker... darker... who turned out the lights? I thought you said DIM Sir String!
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:38 PM
    Alty
    Oh Stringer and M, I have seen the error of my ways. It's just that both of you are such manly men, so handsome, so strong, so virile, I had to try and fight you, your attractiveness and masculinity, but alas, I can not hold out any longer. I would love for you to join me in my castle, I will make you kings, because you desere no less, yes, kings you shall be.
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:40 PM
    friend4u178
    Stringer beware , I smell a Trojan horse.
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:40 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Marta, Marta, I need your help. Stringer is trying to entice Starby to go over to his side, sweet words, promises he doesn't intend to keep, help me MARTA!!!!

    Ha, busted Stringer! :)

    Never, Marta is my best friend besides being my beautiful wife. I keep her in new cars, minks, diamonds and love her all the time, she understands her man. (Starby, 'whisper' Starby.. can you hear me.. ssssssh, listen to me sweet, all this could be yours too-no not that.. but all the rest of it , a life of leisure, no worries, no problems... just relax and live a life of sweet peace.. )
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:43 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178
    stringer beware , I smell a Trojan horse.


    Who, me? Of course not, my M & M, with the dark black hair and the piercing brown eyes. You make me melt at the sight of you, such a man you are. To see you sitting on the thrown in my castle, well, it would be a dream come true. I will give you a life that you have only dreamed about, anything you want at your disposal. Caviar, chocolate, cars, women, all your for the taking, all you need do is ask.
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:44 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Oh Stringer and M, I have seen the error of my ways. It's just that both of you are such manly men, so handsome, so strong, so virile, I had to try and fight you, your attractiveness and masculinity, but alas, I can not hold out any longer. I would love for you to join me in my castle, I will make you kings, because you desere no less, yes, kings you shall be.

    Hhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hah - where a flower in your hair Starby, so alty doesn't try to also dress like you to confuse us! Hahahahahahahahahahhaha

    She is weakening at last M... (I think) Damn, I got to get to bed, tomorrow - up at 6 am (4 hours sleep)
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:45 PM
    starbuck8
    Sorry Alty, Sir String and Master Franny have defeated me! I have no will power left! I want my castle! He promises me pretty things! Join us... mwaahahahaha... join us! Take my hand, I will lead you into their web of diamonds and jewels!

    Goodnight Sir String... I will feed you in the morning!
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:45 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer
    Never, Marta is my best friend besides being my beautiful wife. I keep her in new cars, minks, diamonds and love her all the time, she understands her man. (Starby, 'whisper' Starby..can you hear me..ssssssh, listen to me sweet, all this could be yours too-no not that..but all the rest of it , a life of leisure, no worries, no problems...just relax and live a life of sweet peace..)


    Ah but Stringer, we can all live happily in my castle. I will make your every wish come true. You will be royalty, yes, a king. You will rule all the land around my castle, and you will have everything your heart desires. Just ask my sweet Stringer, and it shall be yours.
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:47 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer
    Hhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hah - where a flower in your hair Starby, so alty doesn't try to also dress like you to confuse us! Hahahahahahahahahahhaha

    She is weakening at last M......(I think) Damn, i gotta get to bed, tomorrow - up at 6 am (4 hours sleep)

    Weakening, moi? No my dear, I have just now realized what I've been missing. You, M, such kings you would make. Join me, we will live together in harmony. :)

    Goodnight Stringer, sleep tight. :)

    Hmmm, does this mean that M is once again the only man? Interesting. :D
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:48 PM
    Stringer
    The end of another day, another sweet day; and again I am in control of Susy. All hail; SUSY!

    Night, seriously now... night... tomorrow my friends...

    Stringer
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:49 PM
    Alty
    Goodnight Stringer, goodnight SALVADOR!! ;)
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:50 PM
    Alty
    Um, we're in trouble, do you realize that the daycare is close to closing down? EEEEK!

    Starby, will we be gathering at the dance party? Maybe I should post a link to it. :)
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:50 PM
    friend4u178
    1 Attachment(s)
    Alty I have my own castle , with all the fair maidens I need. Care to join anyone??

    Starby , you could become head maiden :)

    Attachment 9406
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:52 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Weakening, moi? No my dear, I have just now realized what I've been missing. You, M, such kings you would make. Join me, we will live together in harmony. :)

    Goodnight Stringer, sleep tight. :)

    Hmmm, does this mean that M is once again the only man? Interesting. :D

    M... we need to leave together my friend... ready: one... two... and a three... leave now please. They use electric prods you know...


    Night all, Stringer

    And Starby, welcome my dear, "I do give a damn." As one of my movie hero's once said as he left the house.
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:53 PM
    friend4u178
    Night stringer... one... two... :: poof::
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:56 PM
    starbuck8
    Okay Alty... shhhhhh quiet so we don't wake Master Franny. I've got a plan! I will feed Sir String and Master Franny breakfast in the morning. They will never know what hit them. You wait for me outside the east side of the castle. I'll sneak into Sir Strings room when he is sleeping, ( oh the snoring!) and grab the whip! I've got a boat to get across the moat, so I will come get you, and we can go back and throw them into the boat! Then we will take them to OUR castle!! Mwwaaaahahahahhahahahhahahahaha! Victorious once again!
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:58 PM
    friend4u178
    Aahhhhh you forget sister starby , I sit in every corner and see every move... your plan will be foiled before it begins :D
  • Jun 18, 2008, 12:00 AM
    friend4u178
    Bye my friends , back to my corner for the day.

    Ps: I WILL BE WATCHING :)

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