Ask Me Help Desk - Alty's Pub, Come one, Come all.

I'm glad your Moma is coming to take care of you! :) But tell her you could've had a free boat... or at least a free ride in the back of one to Canada, LOL!

Trust me hun, I wouldn't do that to you! You don't need to do a road trip with my parents. ;) I not that inconsiderate, hehe. I've been there, done that. It's no picnic! 5 straight 12 hr days of listening to B#%@*-in and complaining, and a screaching parrot! I was almost ready to walk the rest of the way once we hit the border. Or considered asking the border patrol if they would arrest me and put me in a safe place! Hahahahaha!

Wow... a screeching parrot... interesting...

Road trips were always a blast in my family, course, I was an only child until 10 when my brother came along... :)

Well my Mom packs the SUV to the hilt, and you can't even move in there. I swore to God I was going to set that Parrot free somewhere along the interstate! LOL! You know I wouldn't do that... but the thought sure crossed my mind after 5/ 12 hr days with Paulie screeching in my ear all the way home.

Oops, got distracted! My bro just called to to tell me that my mom just called him, and to brag about his boat! Urrggghhh. He just got a bit of a blast, and he hung up on me. I expected as much... to quote you... RAH!

LOL! You all like my "RAH!" huh? Everyone at work fully appreciates the gravity of my RAH!. when they hear it... they run... fast...

:D

Your "RAH" and my "URRRGGHHHH" have the same effect I think, lol Might have to make a "BEWARE" sign, haha!

I think I'll just put up a sign with the letters B.O.B. on it... let them figure it out! LMAO!

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Well my Mom packs the SUV to the hilt, and you can't even move in there. I swore to God I was going to set that Parrot free somewhere along the interstate! LOL!! You know I wouldn't do that...but the thought sure crossed my mind after 5/ 12 hr days with Paulie screeching in my ear all the way home.

Oops, got distracted! My bro just called to to tell me that my mom just called him, and to brag about his boat! Urrggghhh. He just got a bit of a blast, and he hung up on me. I expected as much....to quote you...RAH!!

Starby, Where did you take the name "Starbuck" from; the coffee magnet or Battleship Gallactica (sp)?:)

EDIT: I think that I accidentally removed myself from this thread, hit "unsubscribe." :eek:

GASP! No unsubscribing! That's not allowed! :)

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Your "RAH" and my "URRRGGHHHH" have the same effect I think, lol Might have to make a "BEWARE" sign, haha!

I think I'll just put up a sign with the letters B.O.B. on it...let them figure it out! LMAO!

Exactly! It will go right next to my

NO COFFEE
NO WORKEE

Sign! :)

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Starby, Where did you take the name "Starbuck" from; the coffee magnet or Battleship Gallactica (sp)?:)

EDIT: I think that I accidentally removed myself from this thread, hit "unsubscribe." :eek:

Haha... It isn't any of the above actually. I have had the nickname for over 15 yrs.

It started when I played for a baseball team, and a guy I knew came up to me and said, we have to win this game tonight! Let's let "Jo Jo Starbuck-buck" get us going! I realised he was talking about me. Someone said... why buck-buck, and he said... I don't want to bet much more on her game! LOL! So, ever since then, I've been known as Starbuck, and several other variations,. such as bucky, bucket,. some are too rude to even say, haha!

So that's the legend of Starby! LOL

Yessss... HA... I just pulled a MacGuyver... hehehe...

Found an article I wrote a few years ago that was never used... I'm using it for the next edition of my magazine... HA... one less article I don't have to write! Woo-hoo! :)

Starby... that's cute. :)

Woohoo! Way to go Chicky! Take a bow!

Wooot, wooot! Wooot, wooot!

Lol... you can only wonder what actions accompanied my wooot's :D

Haha!. If they matched any of my wooots, then I can imagine it, lol!

We can do the :: Bow chika bow wow:: dance now! HEHE!

How about the Coyote Ugly dance? Can we do that? That's fuuuuunnnn ;)

I might need help up onto to bar... but once we're up there we're good to go! :D

:D all riiiiight! :)

Ladies, ladies... dancing on the bar... what's going on?

... finally, the week is over.

I just had a weird thing happen today...

A company that I worked for last year, who refused to pay me for my contract work, just... out of the blue... sent me a check today. It was... quite bizarre. I guess it's to offset my $75 fee for getting the boot yesterday? No idea. Regardless, I'm a happy camper.

I am... very exhausted... but to keep my shape up for HC, I must grab an apple and drag myself to the gym.

No worries, starby, I'll work out your arms for you.

We had to resort to dancing on the bar cause you weren't here to take us for a spin! :) BUt you're here now... so, we're good :)

It's a half hour to my weekend!! Yesssss...

Hey Sneezy?. and tips with that extra $75 for the table dancers? Hahaha!

That was a joke ;) Everyone is quiet now :(

I have to run though. Have a good evening all, if I don't catch you before you're off for the wkd, ;)

LOL! I was just given one of those "It'll only take you a minute... you're the best..."

RAH!!!

Well guys, I'm off for a bit. Since Mom is coming, I'm probably not going to be on this weekend, so Goodbye Alty's this is Chicky, singing out...

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I'm far away, a whole different country. Sad.

At least your on the same piece of land Alty:D

Hee, hee. Yup, same piece of land. Poor M. ;)

Anyone here, all I see is a whole lot of "User Offline", sad. :(

Hey guys...

404am.

... just got back. These long nighters are killing me. Well, it's either not sleeping due to partying or not sleeping due to studying. If only those two, I'll take the partying.

... and now it's 4:15! ;) Well only 2:15 here!

Oh, and I'd rather be doing the party thing too! The Dancing with my Dog Party is kind of the closest I've come lately Sneeze... baaaahhhh!. snore snore!

Good ole' starby (not that old ;))

... could always count on you to be here when no one else is...

Well of course... this is my latenite party room! It was getting a little boring in here though. I even think I saw a 'Tear in my Beer'... I was crying for you dear,. LOL

Aw man... sorry to hear that.

Sadly, I'm afraid I'm going to have to leave you... I have work in about 3 hours.

SORRY STARBY!

::sniff sniff:: Ok then... I'll sit here for the last few hrs of Alty's Pub and have some tribute drinks! ::Salute'::

Have a great day at work Sneezy! Will meet you later on at the Kleenex Box! ;)... or at the Dancing Party!

B'bye!

Starby's really tired, and knows she should've got off her puter long ago... but she's just noticed... and how did this possibly happen?. I became a "Senior" overnight!!

I walked into Chicky's café as a junior, and I'm leaving Alty's pub as a senior! ALTY!. what the heck have you been putting in my drinks?? I hope it's a wrinkle serum!

I'm going to need the first kleenex box at Sneezy's! And... I want to be called Senior-ita please and thank you... ::waahhh, sniff, sniff, waahhh::

Drink... the wonders and woes of it...

It happens starby, turn around and the bar is empty, cleaning crew is coming in the door, sun starting to shine through the windows and "Good Morning America" is blaring on the TV. And you are trying to remember who was it last night that called you "ma'am?"

Ask me how I know... I was the original burner of that candle with wicks on both ends. But it is only a title of respect, that is what I was told when I said; "please do not call me SIR!"

But; relief, it seems we go from "Senior" to "Ultra" very quickly... that's good, isn't it.. right?

Stringer (Older and hopefully wiser... )

Aw Stringer, that was lovely, brought tears to my eyes.

The first time I was called Ma'am I looked around to see if anyone else was there because he couldn't have been talking to me. I looked him straight in the eye and said, it's not Ma'am is Wonderwomen thank you very much. He laughed, I laughed, he got to live, I left. It ended well. ;)

LOL, Alty you silly!
Hope you are good, I am on my way to clean the baths and not wanting to! Nooo, don't worry, It will be over quick, I know gosh!

Well I guess I'll have to take the advice from wise ole Stringer, and Wonderwoman. But, if some snot nosed little kid comes up and calls me maaaammm, I think I might just knock er out of er socks, and she can wipe her snotty little nose with them.

There! Have I passed the grumpy ole lady test now? Hehehe!

Nope Starby, if you want to be a grumpy ole lady then you need a cane, otherwise how will you wack people? Really, you need the cane deary. ;)

Oh Starty, can you clean mine when you're done? Pretty please. ;) :)

I don't mind being called ma'am.
I do mind however cleaning bathrooms! LOL
Hi you Starby, nice to catch you!

Heh? I can't hear you Alty... oh dernitt, my hearing aid was turned down again! Dern kids! I think I see Starty... not sure... dern kids took my glasses too!

Hahahahaha... I just got up to go to the kitchen, and I caught my foot somehow on my chair and went flying into the wall. I swear to God... this is NOT funny anymore! :D