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  • Aug 1, 2008, 09:12 PM
    Alty
    Sneezy I could kiss you right on the mouth, I would, but I'm contagious. I'm having one beer, yes, one. I just love the taste and I haven't had one in a while. Thanks Sneezy. :)
  • Aug 1, 2008, 09:15 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Mmm... well, hc's not here... and wiggy can't strain himself too much physically... ;)

    Enjoy the beer. I believe I'll have a few as well :)
  • Aug 1, 2008, 09:17 PM
    Alty
    About Wiggy and the not straining. How long before he can strain? TMI?
  • Aug 1, 2008, 09:23 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    TMI would be when someone from amhd (not mentioning names) e-mails you asking about leakage (not going to say from where)... and describing it in GREAT detail.. . I was eating while reading my e-mails. Urgh.

    How's he feeling overall? Is he still on the ibuprofen? He should be feeling almost no pain now... and should be able to walk normally. Usually, he can "strain" after about a week or so... but since his pain didn't subside right away, I suggest waiting maybe a day or two more.
  • Aug 1, 2008, 09:38 PM
    Alty
    Leakage? Well, that will ruin your appetite. ;)

    Thanks for the info. Now a bit more tmi, everyone else don't read this! When will the surgery itself do what it's supposed to. How long before we can stop being careful and taking precautions? Jeeze Alty, I feel like a teenager asking her dad if she can go on the pill. :);)
  • Aug 1, 2008, 09:43 PM
    bigbird213
    I already had my beers for the night, I feel left out :(
  • Aug 1, 2008, 09:47 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Haha, sorry biggie.

    Yes, alty. You crazy hormone driven teen, you.

    Well, I'm sure his doc told him... he has to go in for a sterility checkup in about 2 months... then again at three months. Usually, by the third month, most men are sterile. He's now just trying to "clear out" the sperm that's left in his vas deferens. It takes anywhere between 20 - 50 (I know it's a HUGE range... but... yeah) ejaculations to clear it out.
  • Aug 1, 2008, 09:48 PM
    starbuck8
    I will have another for you Biggie! *glug glug glug*
  • Aug 1, 2008, 09:49 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Starbs~

    Did you get your beer and smokes?

    ... so... how YOU doing?
  • Aug 1, 2008, 09:51 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
    haha, sorry biggie.

    yes, alty. you crazy hormone driven teen, you.

    Well, I'm sure his doc told him...he has to go in for a sterility checkup in about 2 months...then again at three months. Usually, by the third month, most men are sterile. He's now just trying to "clear out" the sperm that's left in his vas deferens. It takes anywhere between 20 - 50 (I know it's a HUGE range...but...yeah) ejaculations to clear it out.

    20-50 huh? I guess I have my work cut out for me. Eeek, did I just say that out loud?

    As for the hormone driven teen thing. Honey, I'm 37, in my sexual prime, what I really need is a man that has the drive of an 18 year old man. ;):) Again, did I say that out loud? :eek:
  • Aug 1, 2008, 09:52 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by bigbird213
    I already had my beers for the night, I feel left out :(

    Aw, Biggie, I'll have a sip for you, K? ;)
  • Aug 1, 2008, 09:52 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Well... as I said. Hc's not here... and wiggy can't strain himself too much..

    Biggie and I are up to the challenge, I think. ::gulp::

    Oh, and it's true... women in their mid-30s... holy freaking cow.
  • Aug 1, 2008, 09:53 PM
    starbuck8
    Beer in hand! **puff puff**! You betcha! What else are Friday nites for? Got me sum strawberries too!

    Seeing as we are grossing each other out here... lol... my stupid toilet keeps on backing up! I had to clean everything up this morning for the third time. I guess I'm going to have to call the city, and get them to check out the tree roots to see if they have damaged the sewer lines... blah!!
  • Aug 1, 2008, 09:54 PM
    Alty
    Both of you? Well, haven't done that in a while. Wait, again, out loud? Jeesh, what's gotten in to me?

    We're going to have to X-rate this thread if this keeps up. ;)
  • Aug 1, 2008, 09:57 PM
    bigbird213
    I have been praying for this day...

    Maybe Canada will be better than I thought ;)
  • Aug 1, 2008, 09:57 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Well, I don't know about biggie, but I'm not a big fan of "at the same time"... it's just..

    .. ok, I'll stop. I'll just... keep drinking.
  • Aug 1, 2008, 10:02 PM
    bigbird213
    Wow - not really what I meant either...

    Always thought the girl lucked out in that situation...

    Maybe its time for bed??

    I should watch my words huh?
  • Aug 1, 2008, 10:05 PM
    Alty
    You're right, it's all for the girl. Wait, again, out loud.

    Not that I'd know, really. No info on that, none whatsoever, nope, not me, I'm sweet, innocent, never even kissed a guy, really, don't you believe me?

    What the heck is in these meds? Truth serum?
  • Aug 1, 2008, 10:06 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
    well, I don't know about biggie, but I'm not a big fan of "at the same time"...it's just..

    ..ok, I'll stop. I'll just...keep drinking.

    Sneezy, somehow I think Wiggy would object anyway. ;) Want me to ask? (KIDDING, jeesh people, really, kidding). :)
  • Aug 1, 2008, 10:07 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Mmm... truth serum...

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