Earwigs don't go into ears... its a myth... but they are still creepy as hell. Gives me chills...

I have a hard time speeping sometimes with the thought of bugs in my open nose and ears and mouth... OHHHHHH I won't even be able to sleep tonight. I like looking at bugs, but knowing they can "get" me, I don't like that so much!

Actually, that's the wrong kind of earwig. You see, when you become a man of my age, the hair on your head begins to grow down through the inside of your crainium and out your nose and ears. I have trimmed and plucked and pulled and even tried to burn it off but, to no avail. Then one day, I came up with the idea for the earwig. Little wigs that plug into your ear using the same apparatus that holds a hearing aid in but with a nice hair piece to cover you ear. I guess GOD meant us old guys to have hair all over our ears and me being the stylish sort that I am, I couldn't settle for the sparse, narley way it looked. Right now, I am wearing the dual Pompadors. I am working on a DA and other styles will be forth coming.
I noticed an old lady in the grocery store yesterday with narley ear hair. That has set into motion the Farrah Faccet extended and layered hair ear wig.

OMGosh, that is hilarious, my husband has funky blond hairs growing straight up from his eyebrows, he calls them his sensors and sometimes says Hoot Hoot forfun cause they remind us of an owl... Oh and the hair thing would have bothered me about ten years ago, it just shows your maturity honey, let it be... It's HOT!

It's even HOTTER with a stylish EarWig!

You are going to make a million with that earwig thingy!

I think so.

I hope so. It would be a shame to keep that to yourself. You should ask Rosie Odonnel to support you on your journey to be a millionare! Ha ha

I'll buy Dear Rosie a one way ticket to Bagdad and a free Bible.

LOL, I thought you might say something like that. I am with you brother. Right there with you!

Giggle... no response...

Ah Al, what do you need to talk about, you got something up your sleeve?

No... just the whole earwig thing had me laughing...

Ok, just making sure we can't be of any service for you. I am in a mood and I wish we were all on a confence call cause I want to talk all day long about nothing!

Hooray I am home!!

How was your sisters place? Did you get enough time with her? Glad you are home and I know your family is too!

WOOO HOOOO does the monkey dance lol

Unfortunately I did not get enough time with my sister. But there are many years to make up for that.

TY CBW, I would like to do the monkey dance, but I am about tipsy right now. LOL The shock has finally set in for me.

Wooo hoooo fun open skype you old heffer you giggle

Oh my J, I can't imagine. Sorry, this is going to take time as you already know. Good thing you have a wonderful family to be there for you, that is something to be very happy about...

I'll open skype in a few you looney heffer, but I got to go get Rae from cheer camp first!!

I also have to find the damm headfones as I have been gone for almost a month, I don't know what they did with them!!

LOL well get your furry butt in gear and go get my flower and hurry back hehehehehehe

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Hooray I am home!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You just come barging in here like you own the place. Who the hell are you anyhooters?

LOL mag you so make me giggle

That's my alter ego. The other me, the real me, is actually a mild mannered accountant from Milwaukie.

OOOOOOOOOO do you sing the happy days song??

Milwaukie? Or Milwaukee?

Two different places, those are.

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Milwaukie? Or Milwaukee?

Two different places, those are.

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LOL I don't care sing the song with me go on pppppppppeeeeeeaaaaaaassssssssseeeeeeee

LOL... I grew up 2.5 hours north of Milwaukee, WI.

Sunday Monday happy days Tuesday Wednesday happy days Thursday Friday happy days... saturday what a day grooving all day with you...

Milwaukie is a city in Clackamas County, Oregon, United States. Known as the Dogwood City of the West, it was founded in 1847 as a rival to upriver Oregon City by Lot Whitcomb, who named it for...

I can't sing Happy Days. We have Hippie Days. During the big Shroom Fest. Hippies crawling through the bushes on their hands and knees looking for the electric fantastic Wavy Cap key to enlightenment.

These days are ouuuuuuuuuurs!

Good bye grey skies, hello blue
Nothing can hold me when I hold you
Feels so right, can't be wrong
Rocking and rolling all week long

Wwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeee yay syn :d

Joanie Love Chachie. Now there was a blantent attempt to capitalize on something that started to be a good thing but turned into a bunch of overgrown kids still living at their parents houses. And... the supposedly tough guy was acting in the capacity of neighborhood Shrink, babysitter and wiseman.

Returning home is so bittersweet. I can now mourn my father.

Good night Dad. I Love You.

I'm sending lots of hugs and thoughts your way, Janine.

If I can make it better in any way, all you have to do is let me know.

Lots of Love.

Alrighty then. Seems like I am bringing a downer to the Looney Bin. All is well now, just needed a few minutes to vent.

So...

Spell coast



Now spell boast







What do you put in a toaster?



Nah you goof...


BREAD!!

LOL J, that was good

TY Start. It was just a little sumpthin to keep me giggling.

Just log onto kidsjokes.com and you will be rolling. I printed off so many and when the kids are eating luch around the table I read them off and sometimes they are laughing so hard they spit whatever is in their little mouths all the way across the table... It is a sight for sore eyes! Buck up honey, Dad would want you to be happy. I really think he would!