PEANUT GALLERY; "And..........." Couldn't resist.
Alty; Here is a little motivation in your battles...
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PEANUT GALLERY; "And..........." Couldn't resist.
Alty; Here is a little motivation in your battles...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
LMAO!! But Sheriff!. you didn't give Stewie a sledgehammer!!
I lub Stewie! Even though he has a misshapen head, and Brian is rude!! LOL
Hello all...
Is this a document that will stand up in court?? Just a thought! LOL! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
Hey Biggie! Night all... I'm going to fall over and hurt myself if I don't go to sleep... hopefully tomorrow will be a bit better! I'm all out of tears for today... and all out of laughs from everyone cheering me up and making me laugh! :D Night Night!
Hi errone.
... I woke up to my kitchen looking like a bomb went off... almost literally.
Found out that lily... somehow tipped over a 13 gallon trashcan, then ripped through the trashbag and went nuts.. . there are bits of steak here and there, bones, tomato sauce, blueberry, etc. etc. etc.
... I found lily happily licking herself off on my suede couch. She saw me. Then realized what had happened. IMMEDIATELY runs into her crate... almost bullet-speed, and goes to the FARRRR end of the crate, and hasn't come out yet.
... I'm going to take her to the groomer. Then maybe the vet. Then quite perhaps the pound, to show her how good she has it.
... yep.
Meanie!
Puppy boot camp Sneezy, that's what Lily needs. ;)
That little stinker. I can just picture her leisurely licking herself on Sneezy's couch. Oooh, look a little sauce on my paw, got to get that. Hmmmm, blueberry on my bum, got to get that. What's this on my tail, hmmm, got to get it. La, la, la, um, oh, hi Daddy, uh, crap, bye Daddy. He can't get me if I hide in here. :D
Yup, she's got you whipped Sneezy. She's all girl. :p
Sounds like one of my dogs sneezy - for some reason it has an affection for money. On more than one occasion the dog has found a dollar bill on the table and decided to chew it up on the floor... Interesting diet :p
Niki never gets into the garbage... but I sure know that 'look'! I think she has only gone pee or poop 3 maybe 4 times in the house, and I think she wasn't feeling well, but she won't even come back to her pillow. She goes and hides before I get up. It has scared me a few times, because I thought... oh s*it, did I forget to let her in lastnight? When I get up she just shakes like I'm going to beat her or something... lol
I did have a cocker spaniel Raja yrs ago that was famous for ripping up everything in the house and going through the garbage. I always wondered if she only started to do it when she got really bored after I was gone for a long time. So I decided to spy on her and see. She always got up onto the couch and peered at me through the window when I would get in my car and leave. So I left... parked my car a few doors down, and came back.
She already had the garbage tipped, and was going through everything. I made sure that there wasn't much in there, because of course I didn't want to clean it all up... lol. When she found out there wasn't anything much in there, she booted off upstairs, and had grabbed the end of the toilet paper roll and came barrelling back down stairs with it in her mouth. When it broke... whe would run right back up and do it again until it was all gone. It was like she had finally gotten the playground to herself, and she was going to do anything she wanted. It really WAS funny watching her. But did she cower or run when I walked in the door? NOPE! She was more like... hey mommy, aren't you proud of me? Look how I decorated the house while you were gone! LOL!
Just make sure you don't leave hundreds laying around Biggie... LOL!
Definitely not :)
I think the largest sum she has gotten into was $40... Still sucks a bit, but it wasn't mine :)
Both my dogs love getting into the garbage, bad thing is, I never know who the culprit was, so I give them both the "dirty" look. ;)
My youngun Jasper likes to pee in the laundry room, which is why we have a door to the laundry room. Unfortunately I have a husband that cannot close a door to save his life, even cabinet doors, it drives me nuts. So, do I train the dog, or the husband? Which is easier? Hmmmmm... here Jasper, mommy's going to teach you something new today, we're going to learn how to close doors! :)
Yep... train the dog! LOL!
Dogs are loyal and eager to please, definitely easier to train than a man. ;)
Ooooh, I'm in trouble now. :)
I would have never said such a thing! :D
Oh no, not you, never! :rolleyes:
I'd venture to say that you would say much worse. I just beat you to it, that's all! ;)
Well lets just say the post would have been removed for innapropriate langugage!! ;) :D
Langugage? Is that new? ;)
Hahaha! Yes that is what I speak... usually in the mornings... I like to speak langugage! From the Greek meaning 'brain dead'! It helps me warm up for the day!
You edited it in your post, bad girl, now I look silly. ;)
Okay, got to get off my rear and do some work. Bah, I hate work, yucky, ewy, stinky, sticky, painful, pink, pink, pink, ahhhhhhhhhhh! Okay, I'm fine. Time to go the pepto room and clean up a bit. Ahhhhhhhhhh! Save me. :(
Okayyy... I edited back to the original spelling so Bunny doesn't look silly... LOL! I think I was editing as you were answering! You should see how many times I edit! Sometimes like six time in one sentence! Hahaha!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Reminds me of a joke I heard once...
What's the difference between your wife and your dog...
The later you are coming home, the happier the dog is to see you :)
Got that right Biggie... hahaha! Momma's bite is worse than the dogs too!
It was a dark, stormy, night.
The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty. A General stepped out taking his dog for a walk.
The nervous young Private snapped to attention, made a perfect salute,and snapped out "Sir, Good Evening, Sir!"
The General, out for some relaxation, returned the salute and said "Good evening soldier, nice night, isn't it?"
Well it wasn't a nice night, but the Private wasn't going to disagree with the General, so the he saluted again and replied "Sir, Yes Sir!"
The General continued, "You know there's something about a stormy night that I find soothing, it's really relaxing.Don't you agree?"
The Private didn't agree, but them the private was just a private, and responded "Sir, Yes Sir!"
The General, pointing at the dog, "This is a Golden Retriever,the best type of dog to train."
The Private glanced at the dog, saluted yet again and said"Sir, Yes Sir!"
The General continued "I got this dog for my wife."
The Private simply said "Good trade Sir!"
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Who's a Grammeritical smart person here?
Explain a Memoir to me, Because I have an English Assignment and I don't know If I'm supposed to write in my POV or the POV of someone else LOl
Hey all... wow... what a weekend. I need a weekend to recover from my weekend! :)
Did you get up to mischief "J"?Quote:
Originally Posted by HistorianChick
Let me sum it up in a few brief phrases:
1 concussion
10 stitches
Playing Mom in the ER
Broken bus
7 hours waiting in McDonalds for said bus to be fixed
Finding the ONLY McDonalds in the coutnry without wi-fi during said 7 hours of waiting
17 soccer players
2 hunky, hunky coaches
And a brand new camera
... wow... what a weekend
2 hunky , hunky coaches??
Ok I'm not going to ask :D
Lol... just as it says, 2 hunky, hunky coaches :)
Same coaches that live in my building, actually...
... its all coming together, isn't it? ;)
So do we have a preference... are they HC worthy??
Lol... They're both awesome. And, did I mention, hunky, hunky? But they still have my plate... ;)
Right now? I'm good being "solo HC"... but they definitely are fun to have upstairs!!
I've recently found out that guys can be flirts. I mean, real flirts. I've "known" that guys can be flirts, but just a head "known." I now have been burned. Crazy. (Not the coaches, another flirt. Sometimes I just don't get it... I've been singing "Build me up, Buttercup" for the entire wekend... )
Flirts... us boys?. never :D
Ok just for you "J" :p
YouTube - The Foundations - Build Me Up Buttercup
ALTY!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY... I missed it;)
Love It, M! :) :) :)
Yuuuu never call baby when you say you will... but I lubbb you still.. woooo woooo..! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by friend4u178
Hey Starty Girl!
You know I'm going to be singing that song in my head all day now... lol
Hey starty and ducky :D
I know it! It gets SO stuck! :)
I forgot to say HI to you Chicky :(
How 'bout this version... hahahahaha! You might not sleep now tonight... or me either! :p
YouTube - Alvin and the Chipmunk The Foundations Build Me Up Buttercup
Oh and HI Batman... geezzz... I forget to say HIIIII! :D
Can someone please explain to me why, when people are told with lots of notice, to get out of Galveston TX, or there is a high probability of dying, that people laugh if off and then stay? Then they are angry when they are stuck on their roofs and helicopters aren't getting there fast enough to rescue them?
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