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Thanks M, although that was not my true intent here... hee hee. I am seriously becoming the "grasshopper" collecting as much knowledge of "THE" whip as I can. It is truly fascinating.

I am now "THE" student of "THE whip".

I have sooo much more to learn about this fascinating instrument. I have read all the articles about whips on the web. I have gone to the library. I have learned so much, but more, more I have to learn more.

We are having a complete village garage sale next weekend... think of it!! I can now do whip tricks to attract people to OUR garage!! I can stand out in the middle of the street and demand that they stop their cars (while holding the whip up) not that I want to intimidate anyone? Hee hee (again.)

Alty, I owe you so much... (but I am keeping it!)

Stringer

Relatively quiet around these parts tonight eh?

LOL... well stringer I think its great that you have taken it upon yourself to at least learn the intricacies of your new found Toy and to use it to your advantage.

Alty , I don't like your chances of getting this whip back... ever :)

Hi all.
No Alty, it seems that the whip is lost to you forever.

Just get something better and make Stringer jealous. :P

And M, Aus really isn't that big. You will be found and you will be wedgied!

It's good to be back in the mad house.

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

LOL...............well stringer I think its great that you have taken it upon yourself to at least learn the intricacies of your new found Toy and to use it to your advantage.

Alty , I don't like your chances of getting this whip back............ever :)

M, I am truly astonished with your ability to see the understated... haha. And M, this is not a toy! Nooooo not a toy... sssssssh she might hear you. This whip is alive, alive I tell you. Now that it has been attached to my hand for so long I can feel it, yes, I can feel it. She has a personality and... yes she has feelings. So please be careful in what you say around her... K? I don't want to hurt her feelings. After all... we do spend a lot of time together and... sssssssssssssh yep we are sleeping together... (I don't tell everyone that so please honor her, I don't want her reputation tarnished.)

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Originally Posted by KalFour

Hi all.
No Alty, it seems that the whip is lost to you forever.

Just get something better and make Stringer jealous. :P

And M, Aus really isn't that big. You will be found and you will be wedgied!

It's good to be back in the mad house.

M!! Did I hear what I thought I heard? She thinks we are MAD?:eek: Madam, I assure you that I and M are of strong mind and body. Mad!!!!!!! MAD?????????? NO........I am NOT MAD... and I don't get angry often either hee hee.

And Alty, it is time my dear to take the picture of the whip out off your avatar. I know... you have memories... Please leave the rest though, I like IT!

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MAD... us stringer MAD!!!!!

Are you serious kalfy us MAD!!!! :eek: :eek:

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Stringer, you are in so much trouble. I know people, and they know people, I will get my whip back. Sob, I miss my him, oh, and by the way, it's not a female. ;)

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Stringer, trade you;

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These for the whip. :D

Alty
Where's the pink fluffy ones :D

:D
I woulld never suggest such a thing. *Smiles innocently*
You must have imagined it.
Better watch that... you know what hullucinations are a sign of.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Stringer, you are in so much trouble. I know people, and they know people, I will get my whip back. Sob, I miss my him, oh, and by the way, it's not a female. ;)

Yes, she is... yes she is... yes she is... I know, I slept with her! Oooops.

And do you really think I would fold under such meager threats?? I am German with Italian relatives... FGS! I was raised around all this, I knew the profit from "numbers" when I was 4 years old... FGS!

AAAAAAAAAaaah Ha!! :rolleyes: :D :cool: :cool: :cool:

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Originally Posted by KalFour

:D
I woulld never suggest such a thing. *Smiles innocently*
You must have imagined it.
Better watch that... you know what hullucinations are a sign of.

Okey Dokey Kal... vivacious masculinity?? :confused: :) :)

Stringer, I'm German with a bit Hungarian thrown in, don't mess with me. :D

I WANT MY WHIP, I MISS HIM!:mad:

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Stringer, trade you;

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These for the whip. :D

Sweety, I sincerely hope that is only a very small opening bid...

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Alty
Where's the pink fluffy ones :D

OOOOH OOOooooh!!! Marta might like those? (Kidding, kidding - if she found out I was using her name in a discussion like this one... whew!):eek:

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Sweety, I sincerely hope that is only a very small opening bid.........

Ah, so you are willing to negotiate. Here's my second offer;

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The bottom one is a riding crop, use your imagination. Oh, and it's female. :);)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Stringer, I'm German with a bit Hungarian thrown in, don't mess with me. :D

I WANT MY WHIP, I MISS HIM!:mad:

Actually I am Austrian and a little Irish. I have done it... match, set... game!:D :D :D

AND I know the scent of a "She" AND it is a SHE!

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Alty
Where's the pink fluffy ones :D

These ones M?:D

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Originally Posted by KalFour

And M, Aus really isn't that big. You will be found and you will be wedgied!

Huh... promises promises ;)

Get him Kal, get him good.:D

Oh, Kal, could you also get my whip back? :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Ah, so you are willing to negotiate. Here's my second offer;

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The bottom one is a riding crop, use your imagination. Oh, and it's female. :);)

L M A O really.. I just spit my gum at the 'puter!!

Oh. And by the way, not even enough to give up "Susy". YOU are an intelligent, bright woman... you can do sooo much better!

I am Stringer and I am in possession of "Susy!!!" the now - magic whip.

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Alty
You look great in uniform with your pink handcuffs :D

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M... it is time to assert ourselves my man. We; you, me, Joe and a couple others are the only ones representing the male side of things here you know? We (I) have THE whip... we now have the power, we need to stick together my friend. And don't let their threats or womanly ways get to you.. strength is in numbers AND in "he who has THE whip"... yes, THE... whip.

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Susy? Nope, that's Sal, as in Salvador.

So, the cash and the riding crop didn't do it, huh? How about this;

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That's a Pontiac GTO, classic muscle car, I'll even get it painted if you don't like the color. How about it, do we have deal? :D

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Stringer your right... we have to stick together , we have been bullied too long :)

Here you can have one of my cars instead of Alty's , I have plenty to go around!!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Susy? Nope, that's Sal, as in Salvador.

So, the cash and the riding crop didn't do it, huh? How about this;

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That's a Pontiac GTO, classic muscle car, I'll even get it painted if you don't like the color. How about it, do we have deal? :D

That IS tempting... I don't know... nope, Susy would cry, we now have a thing.

And besides I just went tonight and leased a new Volvo C70 convertible hardtop...

I am not sure if I want to keep bartering... yawn, nothing seems to interest me... except, Susy.

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Stringer your right...............we have to stick together , we have been bullied too long :)

Here you can have one of my cars instead of Alty's , i have plenty to go around !!!

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Do I get to wear the Batman uniform too? It would be awsome with the whip!! Way to go my friend.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Susy? Nope, that's Sal, as in Salvador.

So, the cash and the riding crop didn't do it, huh? How about this;

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That's a Pontiac GTO, classic muscle car, I'll even get it painted if you don't like the color. How about it, do we have deal? :D

A "Goat." nice car... but... wellllll... nope.:)

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M, you are in soooooo much trouble, Stringer won't always be here to protect you, sooner or later it will just be the two of us, be afraid, be very afraid. Muwahahahahahaha. Starby, could use some backup here, Kal, where are you? :)

So, nothing interests you Stringer? Nothing? Really? Are you sure?

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Absolutely nothing? :D :D

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Do I get to wear the Batman uniform too? It would be awsome with the whip!!!!!!!!!!! Way to go my friend.

Of course stringer... be my guest ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

M, you are in soooooo much trouble,

Hee hee... :D :p

Have I been beckoned? Are we in the midst of negotiation tactics?

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

M, you are in soooooo much trouble, Stringer won't always be here to protect you, sooner or later it will just be the two of us, be afraid, be very afraid. Muwahahahahahaha. Starby, could use some backup here, Kal, where are you? :)

So, nothing interests you Stringer? Nothing? Really? Are you sure?

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Absolutely nothing? :D :D

QUICK M!! I am on the floor...can't breathe, can't breatheeeeeeeeeeee. And I think I went blind!! FGS!! Hurry M, HURRYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy... can't last... long... losing it...

I see you boyz have been baaaddd tonight! You know what happens to bad boyz don't you? Don't forget I have the other whip in my possession! Mwaahahahaha!

M... don't go to the dark side! Stay with the pretty ladies! We won't bring out the whip... often! Bawhahahaha!

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Originally Posted by Stringer

QUICK M !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am on the floor...can't breathe, can't breatheeeeeeeeeeee. And I think I went blind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FGS !!!!!!!!!! hurry M, HURRYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...can't last...long.......losing it...............

Take your pick stringer , or you can have the lot my man!!

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Stringer, are you okay? Oh no, I didn't mean to kill him, just wanted him to realize that we women are strong, and we won't give up our power. Stringer, come back!!

Starby, get them, especially M, I almost had Stringer with the GTO but M gave hime a better car, get him Starby. :)

Hah, backup has arrived, you boys are in big trouble now.

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

I see you boyz have been baaaddd tonite! You know what happens to bad boyz don't you? Don't forget I have the other whip in my possesion!! Mwaahahahaha!!

Starby... so nice to see you my dear, we really missed you so much sweety. You are always, always welcome her with us, come on here, sit down. Have I told you recently just how wonderfully your hair glistens in the sunlight? Have I told you how you are the center of any party we have. Have M and I told you how gracefully you stride and kind of flow when you walk? Have we told you how much we appreciate your company and conversation? We are so glad you are here...

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Take your pick stringer , or you can have the lot my man!!!

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I like "perky"... yes P E R K Y... perky, perky, have I mentioned... perky