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  • Apr 1, 2007, 09:13 AM
    RubyPitbull
    Thank ye for the links, CBW. Most appreciated indeedy!

    Okay CB, there is no question that I am a bit longer in the tooth than you are. All I have to do is look at my boobies sitting neatly in my lap while I type this out. So, all in all, what do you think? Does that make you the bigger lush or me? Unfortunately, my comment isn't limiting my experience to wine. ;) heehee
  • Apr 1, 2007, 09:29 AM
    laxmasta900
    Lol, that was funny ruby
  • Apr 1, 2007, 09:34 AM
    RubyPitbull
    Good day to you laxmasta. Are you here to monkey around too? Let's do the crazy monkey dance together! Don't you want your hair to look like mine?
  • Apr 1, 2007, 09:47 AM
    curlybenswife
    Hehehehehehe boony doon rocks if you have the time to sample some of his stuff be prepared to have wonderous things happen to you giggle your hair might even turn standy upie just like your monkey giggle
  • Apr 1, 2007, 09:53 AM
    RubyPitbull
    Why do you think I picked that particular avitar? My hair is already standee uppie. I don't have any pictures of myself so I found one that is as close a match as possible to the real me. Do you think it will hurt my chances of finding a date to the prom?:(
  • Apr 1, 2007, 09:55 AM
    Curlyben
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by RubyPitbull
    So, all in all, what do you think? Does that make you the bigger lush or me?

    Hmmm difficult, but seeing how it was my profession, I guess that honour's all yours ;)
  • Apr 1, 2007, 09:56 AM
    curlybenswife
    Giggle nah any guy that doesn't fall for those cute hair tips is mental ;)
  • Apr 1, 2007, 10:00 AM
    RubyPitbull
    Thank you Ben. I will wear my honors most proudly and with as much distinction as I can muster in this old toothless head of mine.

    Thank you CBW for your vote of confidence. I am thinking if I go braless, between that and my hair, I might catch some fancy man's eye.

    ... and away to the ball we shall go tra la la la la...
  • Apr 1, 2007, 10:10 AM
    curlybenswife
    LMAO just stay away from your workmen like that or the wolf whistles will be defening ;)
  • Apr 1, 2007, 10:18 AM
    RubyPitbull
    My workmen are all as toothless as I am. Can you still whistle without teeth? I don't know. I am trying but it is awfully hard. My mouth keeps collapsing inward every time I try to do it.
  • Apr 1, 2007, 10:42 AM
    curlybenswife
    Giggle they might just give you a gummy grin then ;)
  • Apr 1, 2007, 10:49 AM
    RubyPitbull
    Yes. That will work for me. I actually prefer the ones with the nubbins like mine. Imagine all the wonderful possibilites that nubbins offer up.
  • Apr 1, 2007, 10:57 AM
    curlybenswife
    LMFAO you with your nubbins and j with her nobs blimey what a pair you are
  • Apr 1, 2007, 11:35 AM
    nindzha
    As I saw so many monkeys hanging around I just came by to say hi my fellow monkeys !
    :D
  • Apr 1, 2007, 11:58 AM
    RubyPitbull
    Hello Nindzha my fine belly monkey friend. Can I rub your big old belly there? You kind of remind me of my friend Buddha. If I rub your belly, will it bring me good luck?
  • Apr 1, 2007, 12:12 PM
    nindzha
    But of course it will.
    You know my picture is from the cover of Life magazine, when I was the monkey of the year 1987. It was taken just as I showed my wonder belly to the crowd.
  • Apr 1, 2007, 12:16 PM
    curlybenswife
    Giggle we are the monkey girls we are the monkey girls...
  • Apr 1, 2007, 12:19 PM
    JoeCanada76
    I could show my belly to the world too, but I think everybody would pass out.
  • Apr 1, 2007, 12:21 PM
    curlybenswife
    You keep that belly tucked away its full of junk food giggle ;)
  • Apr 1, 2007, 12:21 PM
    RubyPitbull
    How very monkey handsome you are Nindzha.

    Now we are the monkey girls with a couple o' monkey fellas. We need more of the fellas so we can really have a huge monkey swinging party. Nindzha can swing from the lampshade, while CBW can swing from the rooftop. I will swing from the balcony. When we are all done with our swinging we can all gather round and do the crazy monkey dance.

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