... if she can cook a steak, I'd eat it off her bottom.

... wait, what am I saying..

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just to add,if you dont have the boobs ladies,a chicken dinner with all the trimming will do a perfectly good job too.

(note,on a plate,not your chest area!)

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I like the second option, but use boneless chicken.

So just to sum up,boobs or if no boobs boneless chicken or steak eaten off a bottom or chest area..

Ah,the missing ingredient...

Football/car racing/boxing on the TV.

Could it be that that's the recipe for a happy man.

Easy peasy.

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Originally Posted by redhed35

so just to sum up,boobs or if no boobs boneless chicken or steak eaten off a bottom or chest area..

ah,the missing ingredient...

football/car racing/boxing on the tv.

could it be that thats the recipe for a happy man.

easy peasy.

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I think you are forgetting a few things. :p

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I think you are forgetting a few things. :p

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Of course... BEER!

Such a dufus.:rolleyes:

... wow. We ARE that simple.

... so sad.

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Originally Posted by redhed35

of course....BEER!

such a dufus.:rolleyes:

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Ummm...

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

...wow. We ARE that simple.

...so sad.

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Not sad at all. You're happy, we're happy... it works. There's only room for one complicated person in a relationship. :D (just joking)

Haha. True. I'll give you that.

My lady just dropped off a grilled burger without a bra.. . I like her.

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haha. true. I'll give you that.

My lady just dropped off a grilled burger without a bra. ...I like her.

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I rest my case.:rolleyes:

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so just to sum up,boobs or if no boobs boneless chicken or steak eaten off a bottom or chest area...

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Chocolate, whipped cream, strawberries, honey, Cinnamon sugar, peach massage oil, we ain't that picky.

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Ummm ....





Not sad at all. You're happy, we're happy ... it works. There's only room for one complicated person in a relationship. :D (just joking)

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that explains why I can't find someone to be in a relationship with. Lesbians are SCREWED, and not in that good way ^_~

But both parties in that relationship have boobs?

So how are you worse off?

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but both parties in that relationship have boobs?

so how are you worse off?

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because both people are also complicated. Although, the boobs DO help ^_^

Can you all imagine what would happen if men had boobs?

They'd never leave the house!

Wait, is that why I'm sitting inside instead of outside weeding my yard?

Curse the boobs! Bad boobs! But they're so soft, and squishy, and... where am I? :(

I'm still failing to see how more boobs don't fix things?

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Can you all imagine what would happen if men had boobs?

They'd never leave the house!

Wait, is that why I'm sitting inside instead of outside weeding my yard?

Curse the boobs! Bad boobs! But they're so soft, and squishy, and.......where am I? :(

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My point exactly, :D

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im still failing to see how more boobs dont fix things?

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Bear, you're such a man. :p

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Bear, you're such a man. :p

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I appologise for nothing! :D

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i appologise for nothing! :D

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LOL! No need to apologize. I like men. :)

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im still failing to see how more boobs dont fix things?

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:D:D:D:D:D:D

I can only give 6 greenies at a time.

MORE BOOBS