Ask Me Help Desk
Page 34 of 38 « First < 142934 > Last»
Show %1$s post(s) from this question on one page

Ask Me Help Desk (https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/forum.php)
-   The Lounge (https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/forumdisplay.php?f=488)
-   -   Doomed again! (https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/showthread.php?t=374035)

  • Jul 23, 2009, 12:28 PM
    albear
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    Hey bear
    Hi bear
    OH hello bear
    How ya doing bear


    Just want to make sure you know I am saying hi. Stringer got his feelings hurt. Now we are feeling bad.
    Lol sorry sunny didn't quite get what your trying to say :D

    Hi sunny

    Stringers feelings don't get hurt easily, he's a man after all, one punch on the shoulder and he'll be fine :D
  • Jul 23, 2009, 12:30 PM
    redhed35

    Any scandulous news or gossip bear?

    Make something up.
  • Jul 23, 2009, 12:35 PM
    jenniepepsi

    Hi bear
  • Jul 23, 2009, 12:42 PM
    albear

    Hi jennie, how you doing :)

    Sorry red, no gossip from me, not really one to spread it, let alone make it up :o sorry
  • Jul 23, 2009, 12:45 PM
    redhed35

    I'm shocked and horrified bear!

    Ah,big stretch... can't beat a good stretch.

    If you say the word yawn.. do you yawn.. yawn.. yawn..
  • Jul 23, 2009, 12:47 PM
    jenniepepsi

    Meh I've had better days. But I'm all right. The kids I'm babysitting aren't litstening, my own child isn't listening, I got into a big fight on amhd over a misunderstanding and hurt feelings. Hubby is STILL sleeping and its almost 1pm. It would be nice to have some help.

    Wow sorry I'm rambling.

    But you know. Your smile makes my day *hugs*
  • Jul 23, 2009, 12:49 PM
    jenniepepsi
    Or and I forgot to mention that my daughters father (my ex) is being a jerk, (I can think of stronger words) because I asked him very nicely if he could possibly try to pay the court ordered child support this month because we are about 100$ short on rent for July, and we have to pay for August soon.
  • Jul 23, 2009, 12:50 PM
    albear
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    im shocked and horrified bear!

    ah,big stretch...cant beat a good stretch.

    if you say the word yawn..do you yawn..yawn..yawn..
    Damm it red, I did yawn :D
  • Jul 23, 2009, 12:51 PM
    jenniepepsi

    OMG you made me yawn too! Lol!
  • Jul 23, 2009, 12:53 PM
    albear
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by jenniepepsi View Post
    meh ive had better days. but im alright. the kids im babysitting arent litstening, my own child isnt listening, i got into a big fight on amhd over a misunderstanding and hurt feelings. hubby is STILL sleeping and its almost 1pm. it would be nice to have some help.

    wow sorry im rambling.

    but you know. your smile makes my day *hugs*
    Awwww sorry to hear that jennie, you'll be fine, even with that little rebellion on your hands, you should wake your hubby up then even if it is to vent a little :D

    Hugs jennie
  • Jul 23, 2009, 12:55 PM
    redhed35

    The kids have been asking me questions on lateral thinking.. I have answered all their questions with one word answers...
    They just informed me that I am below average intelligence and should seek help... I said grand.. guess I'm too dumb to get the pizza then!
  • Jul 23, 2009, 12:59 PM
    albear
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    the kids have been asking me questions on lateral thinking..i have answered all their questions with one word answers...
    they just informed me that i am below average intelligence and should seek help...i said grand..guess im too dumb to get the pizza then!
    Lol cheeky little things aren't they :D
  • Jul 23, 2009, 01:02 PM
    jenniepepsi
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    awwww sorry to hear that jennie, youll be fine, even with that little rebellion on your hands, you should wake your hubby up then even if it is to vent a little :D

    hugs jennie
    Hehe ill hide our wifi card and he won't be able to play world of warcraft :p
  • Jul 23, 2009, 01:03 PM
    jenniepepsi

    Haha I bet they changed their minds on your intelligence REAL quick huh?
  • Jul 23, 2009, 01:04 PM
    redhed35
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    lol cheeky little things arent they :D

    They are trying to push my buttons!

    Their just mad because I took away computer privileges..

    Yeah,that's right kids.. I,me,the boss of this house,took MY computer away!
    Suck it up kids,suck it up!
  • Jul 23, 2009, 01:05 PM
    albear
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by jenniepepsi View Post
    hehe ill hide our wifi card and he wont be able to play world of warcraft :p
    Oh that's just evil :D
  • Jul 23, 2009, 01:06 PM
    kp2171
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I have a hankering for grilled cheese and tomato soup.

    I'll supply the wine. :)
    I make a MEAN grilled cheese and tomato basil soup.

    And I have the wine.

    You bring the screw. Corkscrew. Stuff.
  • Jul 23, 2009, 01:11 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    I make a MEAN grilled cheese and tomato basil soup.

    and i have the wine.

    you bring the screw. corkscrew. stuff.
    Gouda cheese. It melts in the tomato soup. It's yummy.

    Ooh, and crackers.

    Yes, I'll bring the screw. Corkscrew that is. :)
  • Jul 23, 2009, 01:11 PM
    albear
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    they are trying to push my buttons!

    their just mad because i took away computer privileges..

    yeah,thats right kids..I,me,the boss of this house,took MY computer away!
    suck it up kids,suck it up!
    Wow, I'm not so sure I'm safe here with you two being so evil today ;)

    Hi Alty
    Hi kp
  • Jul 23, 2009, 01:15 PM
    88sunflower
    Hey Alty and kp.
    I ran off again and now I am back. Customers and sales reps. How dare they!

    Sorry for the bad day jennie.
  • Jul 23, 2009, 01:16 PM
    kp2171
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by jenniepepsi View Post
    hehe ill hide our wifi card and he wont be able to play world of warcraft :p
    when I married, I became the instant stepfather of a 13 year old girl whod write magnetic hate poetry on the fridge for me.

    "not my father. must die. now."

    =)

    kids r so cute.

    anyway... when I married I quickly thought that my new wife was psycho.

    shed go nookleear cause the girl would leave a popsickle stick on the floor.

    hell... I'm a dumb guy. I Could Do That. I Do That.

    but I didn't get the Last Straw concept.

    I didn't know that it wasn't that there was a popsickle stick on the floor... it was the seventeen other things that preceded the popsickle stick that tossed my wife over the edge.

    within a year, I was the crazy one. Asking my wife "why dont you ground her arse for a year?!? she huffed at you and rolled her eyes! there was rolling and huffing! hit her with a tranquilizer dart and tag her ankle so we can track her!"

    or something like that...

    focus.

    focus...

    back on track...

    so... one of the great things you can do to teens is apparently take away privelidges. And after some smart talk and noise we grounded the girl from the computer for a week.

    it was ugly.

    BUT... the best part was this... to ensure the grounding we disconnected the power cable to her computer and then threw it in her room. She literally stepped over it every day for a week.

    then, when the grounding was over we told her where it was.

    I swear she blew an O ring.

    It

    Was

    Beautiful

    is that wrong? Don't care.
  • Jul 23, 2009, 01:18 PM
    redhed35

    Ah kp,did I read somewhere you were irish.. if so.enough said.
  • Jul 23, 2009, 01:19 PM
    Alty

    KP, I swear that punishments are worse on the parents then they are on the kids.

    The whining, moaning, complaining during a punishment, I'm surprised I don't drink heavily. ;)
  • Jul 23, 2009, 01:19 PM
    88sunflower
    Kp I love irish crème!
  • Jul 23, 2009, 01:21 PM
    88sunflower
    Jennie and bear where are you two? Did you sneak off together.
  • Jul 23, 2009, 01:23 PM
    kp2171
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    kp I love irish creme!
    Got it.

    I have baileys (bought at the tex/mex border... you buy it for "import" at like half the cost, walk across the rio, and then walk back with it) and st something-or-another-knockoff... with ice? Cubed or crushed?
  • Jul 23, 2009, 01:24 PM
    redhed35
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    kp I love irish creme!

    I read your post wrong,I thought to said 'i love irish crime'... creme..

    Thought you had lost the plot there for a second.
  • Jul 23, 2009, 01:26 PM
    kp2171
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    ah kp,did i read somewhere you were irish..if so.enough said.
    Sweet.

    Great when heritage is all I need to seal a deal.

    I'm actually irish serb... but that's no different. We get drunk and fight.

    I've dated and married italians, who get drunk and fight, but with style.

    My name is serb, but I'm a whole lotta irish.

    Doin' my best to stay out of jail.
  • Jul 23, 2009, 01:26 PM
    Alty

    Bailey's, I'm a baileys girl. Love it!

    I could go for a bit of irish though. :)
  • Jul 23, 2009, 01:26 PM
    88sunflower
    Mix Baileys with butterscotch schnapps... thats a slippery nipple

    Seriously, its my favorite shot and that's what's in it.
  • Jul 23, 2009, 01:27 PM
    88sunflower
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    i read your post wrong,i thought to said 'i love irish crime'...creme..

    thought you had lost the plot there for a second.
    Well we could make it a crime. You know we could.
  • Jul 23, 2009, 01:28 PM
    jenniepepsi

    You need jarlsberg cheese for grilled cheese sandwhiches :) mmm.
  • Jul 23, 2009, 01:28 PM
    kp2171
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    jennie and bear where are you two? Did you sneak off together.
    There's a private spot in the back, around the sunroom, right, great spot for private time.

    Don't mind the noise of the security cams. They are there for your protection. Carry on.
  • Jul 23, 2009, 01:28 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    mix Baileys with butterscotch schnapps...thats a slippery nipple

    Seriously, its my favorite shot and thats whats in it.
    Slippery nipple?

    I thought I'd heard it all. :p
  • Jul 23, 2009, 01:31 PM
    nikosmom
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Slippery nipple?

    I thought I'd heard it all. :p
    I love buttery nipples.

    No Alty, that's not a hint. :p
  • Jul 23, 2009, 01:31 PM
    88sunflower
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Slippery nipple?

    I thought I'd heard it all. :p
    Alty if I could send you one I would. They are sooooo good.
  • Jul 23, 2009, 01:32 PM
    Alty

    NM, Sunny, you two are scaring me. ;)
  • Jul 23, 2009, 01:32 PM
    88sunflower
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    I love buttery nipples.

    No Alty, that's not a hint. :p
    That's the same thing, buttery nipples/slippery nipples
    So yummy!
  • Jul 23, 2009, 01:32 PM
    albear
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    jennie and bear where are you two? Did you sneak off together.
    Still here, just quiet :)
  • Jul 23, 2009, 01:33 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    still here, just quiet :)
    Bear, we need to hide, they're talking about nipples! :eek:

    • All times are GMT -7. The time now is 10:37 AM.
    Page 34 of 38 « First < 142934 > Last»
    Show %1$s post(s) from this question on one page