She's actually very good at entertaining herself. She won't chase her tail, but she will chase the roomba around.

You have a roomba? Cool. :)

Yes'm. Got my mother two for christmas.

Wow, will you marry me? :)

You'd marry a guy for a roomba? Alty... thought you had higher standards ;)

Roomba and a pool, I could do worse. ;)

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No, not a feather, no. Starduck, are you okay? Speak to me dear! Where are you? Under glass? Noooooooooo.:eek:

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::gasp... gasp... spurt... spit::... ::cough... cough::... ::whewwwwwww:: Heyyyyyyyy... what were you guys trying to do to me?. I thought I was a gonner!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

... starby, you're roasted.

.. what're you doing here?

I... I... 'scaped!. whewwww!

But... marta ate half of you.

Hee, hee, Starduck lost some weight. Giggle. ;)

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but...marta ate half of you.

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Shhhhhhh... don't tell Marta!. I had a Ducky disguise handy! It's actually a rubber chicken under that glass! Sheriff... tell Marta to be careful of little rubbery bits! :eek: :p

EDIT: I think you guys are still trying to roast me! It is 88 degrees in my little house, and I have 2 AC's going!. Holy Hot!. and it's 8:30 at night... Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!. QUACK!!

ROTFLMAO, rubber duck. OMG, I'm going to pee my pants I'm laughing so hard. :)

I don't know if you have Linen & Things stores where you live, but Marta and I were there yesterday and when we were checking out I found these little rubber duck key chains. They were only about 2 inches around, very soft rubber, bright yellow with a painted duck bill and cute big blue eyes. Push the little button on the bottom and they "quack" like a little baby duck...

We bought two of them... couldn't pass that up!

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I don't know if you have Linen & Things stores where you live, but Marta and I were there yesterday and when we were checking out I found these little rubber duck key chains. They were only about 2 inches around, very soft rubber, bright yellow with a painted duck bill and cute big blue eyes. Push the little button on the bottom and they "quack" like a little baby duck...

We bought two of them...couldn't pass that up!

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Too cute. Yes, we do have Linen and Things, I guess I'll have to go there, get my own little duck. :)

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I don't know if you have Linen & Things stores where you live, but Marta and I were there yesterday and when we were checking out I found these little rubber duck key chains. They were only about 2 inches around, very soft rubber, bright yellow with a painted duck bill and cute big blue eyes. Push the little button on the bottom and they "quack" like a little baby duck...

We bought two of them...couldn't pass that up!

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*quack quack*... so nice of you to think about your little ducky!. do I have a sister or a brother?

Sister or brother? Hee, hee, don't you mean do I have a lunch duck or a dinner duck?

No one is going to hurt my teeny little bro or sis!. I will ducking protect them! :p

Ducking? Ducking? OMG, really, are you trying to make me wet myself? ;):)

You are a naughty Ducky Starduck. When was the last time you were plucked? Oooh, was that out loud? ;)

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Ducking? Ducking? OMG, really, are you trying to make me wet myself? ;):)

You are a naughty Ducky Starduck. When was the last time you were plucked? Oooh, was that out loud? ;)

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I don't devulge any plucking information. It is protected under the ducking law!

I can always check the video footage Ducky. Hmmm, you tube here I come. :)

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*quack quack*.....so nice of you to think about your little ducky!!........do I have a sister or a brother??

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Yeeeeeeeeeeees... Marta has the girlie one & I have you brub... :D

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Ducking? Ducking? OMG, really, are you trying to make me wet myself? ;):)

You are a naughty Ducky Starduck. When was the last time you were plucked? Oooh, was that out loud? ;)

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Aaaaaaah... excuuuuuuuuuuuuse.. me? Ha:rolleyes:

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Yeeeeeeeeeeees....Marta has the girlie one & I have you brub...:D

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I gotsa brub?. I lub him all time!. whaat's his handle?

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I gotsa brub??.....I lub him all time!!....whaat's his handle??

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BRUBBY DUCKY... of course! :)

Brubber Ducky... yer the one... you make bathtime lotsa fun... Brubber Ducky I'm awfully fond of youuuuuuuuuuu!. doh doh doh dee doh!

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Brubber Ducky....yer the one....you make bathtime lotsa fun....Brubber Ducky I'm awfully fond of youuuuuuuuuuu!!!...............doh doh doh dee doh!!

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Nice... I LOVE THAT SONG!!

But... now watch my lips... B... R... U... B... B... "Y'... BRUBBY------BRUBBY!!

Okey dokey... Starby will try it now... : ;)

Brub... brub... brub... brub... brub... brub!

YouTube - In Da Tub w/ Lyrics

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Brub.....brub....brub..........brub....brub.....br ub!!

YouTube - In Da Tub w/ Lyrics

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StarDUCKY... listen to me now,. think about this, wouldn't it be nice to go to bed one night early? Crawl into those cool sheets and that soft pillow, pull up the covers, stretch out and relax. Having sweet gentle dreams, while your radio plays soft relaxing music...

Then wake up tomorrow before... NOON?

You seem a little tired tonight bippy, what's the matter hon, you haven't seen that pillow before... what... 2... 3... 4 am for so long... close your eyes now...

OK!!!!!!!!...M get the net!!!!!.....NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! She is drowsy ......GET THE NET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D :eek: :D

The Duck shall not falter!. She has her Brubby to protect his little sis! We even dumped all of the orange sauce in the pond! Nanananana!

No Duck a la orange? No ducky? I WANT MY DUCKY! Waaaaaaaaaaa!

Rubber duckyyyyy

Sneezy. Help me out here.

Starby and I are on the phone. We were talking about Stars, as in Movie, TV and the like.

I have a few question for you dear.

Angelina Jolie, hot/not?
Jennifer Aniston, hot/not?

Who's hotter?

Ellen DeGeneres, hot/not?

Maybe I should explain where this is coming from. Don't get excited, but, Starby and I are discussing who we would find attractive if we were (which we aren't) gay.

My pick, I'll tell you after you answer this.

Jolie - def hot... not in that "wife" material, but crazy exotic hot.

Aniston - more cute than hot. Def naggy wife material.

Degeneres... I'm going with.. no.

Go for megan fox ;)

I agree with you, Jolie is the one for me. Okay, no, would be, if I were, which I'm not.

For Starby, it's apparently Ellen, because she's funny. Hmmmmm?

Me, I want a hot chick, yup, really hot. Again, if I were, which I'm not. :);)

Megan Fox?

No, not Megan! Is this a fantasy of yours? ;)

Yesh'm.

Megan fox... mmmm...

Actually, I'm on a quest... hpg (hot persian girl) is a girl that's very similar to megan fox in appearance... and I've been after her for a few weeks now. She's quite the flaky one... so I couldn't care much for her... but still.

... good lord she's beautiful. Mmm...

Sneezy, they all look the same in the dark after 8 beers. :)

NUH UH!

... believe me, I've tried.

NO ONE looks like this after 8 beers...

http://thegrumpiest.com/wp-content/u...an_fox_04a.jpg