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  • Jul 8, 2008, 06:13 PM
    Alty
    Sneezy, bad boy. Stringer and I are just friends. :)

    Now, if I wasn't married, and Stringer wasn't married, and we lived closer to each other, well then, I don't know what would happen. ;) Stringer's a sweetie, any women would be lucky to have him. But, alas, we are both married people, so friends we shall be. :)

    As for cleaning my house, have at her baby, you can join us for dinner too, roast duck, hop on that plane. Starby will be here too, at least for a little while. ;)
  • Jul 8, 2008, 06:14 PM
    Alty
    I forgot, you already had duck. By the time you get here you'll be hungry again. :)
  • Jul 8, 2008, 06:52 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    1 Attachment(s)
    Had to post this picture.

    ... alty, you've been busy.

    Attachment 9992
  • Jul 8, 2008, 07:18 PM
    Alty
    How'd you do that Sneezy? Is that my profile page?
  • Jul 8, 2008, 07:21 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Nope. That's mine. When I logged on I found that you had responded to every single one of my subscribed questions.
  • Jul 8, 2008, 07:23 PM
    bigbird213
    Hey all,

    Anything exciting going on this evening? How the duck Alty? Any left for me?
  • Jul 8, 2008, 07:25 PM
    Alty
    Sneezy, sweetie, really, I'm not stalking you. It's a coincidence, yup, that's what it is all right. :) Are you sure you aren't following me? ;)

    Biggie, the duck flew the coop, I can't find her anywhere, I think maybe the computer finally won, she's been fighting with it all day. Wait a minute, chickens live in coops, what do ducks live in? Lakes, ponds? ;)
  • Jul 8, 2008, 07:30 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    In My Bellyyyyy!
  • Jul 8, 2008, 07:35 PM
    bigbird213
    Not sure I've ever had duck - any good?
  • Jul 8, 2008, 07:37 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Fantastic.

    Rabbit's pretty good too...

    ... alty?
  • Jul 8, 2008, 07:37 PM
    Alty
    It depends on what kind of duck and the way it's cooked. Domestic duck is the best, wild duck is too gamey. Slow cooking, lots of seasonings, nice crisp skin. Dangit, I'm hungry! :)

    Sneezy, spit out Starduck, I need to talk to her. :)
  • Jul 8, 2008, 07:38 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
    fantastic.

    rabbit's pretty good too...

    ...alty?


    Them's fighting words Sneezy! Don't mess with the bunny lady, remember the whip? ;)
  • Jul 8, 2008, 07:42 PM
    Alty
    I've got to go guys. I promised to watch a movie with the rugrats. I'll be back later. :)

    Alty out, for now.

    Sneezy, stay away from my bunny's! ;);)
  • Jul 8, 2008, 07:48 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
    anywho, stringer, you own a company with a private jet? wanna hook me up with a friend of mine...? trying to impress this one girl...I'm sure a private jet'll do it.

    I just realized I'm quite chatty as of right now...just had dinner (starduck's not talking too much now...heh), friend left, so I think I'm going to head over to the gym to work off this excess energy.

    Yes Sneezey we have a twin jet Citation V (1993), cruises at 415 knots, seats 6 plus pilot, about 300 cu ft of cabin volume... We occasionally lease it out, since we use it only when necessary... holds 200 gals, typical fill up averages; $900.00.
  • Jul 8, 2008, 07:51 PM
    bigbird213
    Stringer, what's your company do??
  • Jul 8, 2008, 07:51 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Sneezy, bad boy. Stringer and I are just friends. :)

    Now, if I wasn't married, and Stringer wasn't married, and we lived closer to eachother, well then, I don't know what would happen. ;) Stringer's a sweetie, any women would be lucky to have him. But, alas, we are both married people, so friends we shall be. :)

    As for cleaning my house, have at her baby, you can join us for dinner too, roast duck, hop on that plane. Starby will be here too, at least for a little while. ;)

    Well, if that was an indirect proposal... I'll have to pass it by Marta.. hahaha.

    And, I was talking about visiting for a nice HOT ROASTED DUCK dinner and possibly some wine... I don't remember anything 'bout cleaning? Oh well, maybe just to get that duck dinner, I can bring along a couple of our cleaning people... but you would have to feed them also... :D
  • Jul 8, 2008, 07:52 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer
    .......holds 200 gals, typical fill up averages; $900.00.

    200 girls for $900 , book me in stringer :D
  • Jul 8, 2008, 07:54 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Sneezy, sweetie, really, I'm not stalking you. It's a coincidence, yup, that's what it is alright. :) Are you sure you aren't following me? ;)

    Biggie, the duck flew the coop, I can't find her anywhere, I think maybe the computer finally won, she's been fighting with it all day. Wait a minute, chickens live in coops, what do ducks live in? Lakes, ponds? ;)

    POTS w/ HOT WATER...
  • Jul 8, 2008, 07:57 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Starby, whenever you come back... this is for you.

    FATAL TO THE FLESH . COM by rafael rozendaal courtesy: miltos manetas

    Click the screen and drag it.

    That's right. Feel good doing it.
  • Jul 8, 2008, 07:58 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178
    200 girls for $900 , book me in stringer :D

    Ha haaaaaa... didn't catch that one you are quick my friend. What's up with you lately M? (You do know that I meant gallons right... not 200 beautiful, shapely blond's, brunettes, red heads, and... :p)
  • Jul 8, 2008, 08:00 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer
    Ha haaaaaa...didn't catch that one you are quick my friend. What's up with you lately M? (You do know that I meant gallons right...not 200 beautiful, shapely blond's, brunettes, red heads, and....:p)

    LMAO... ah well stringer , it was worth a try.

    I'm well my friend , just at work at the moment , flat out like a lizard drinking :)
  • Jul 8, 2008, 08:01 PM
    Alty
    Sneezy, that's freaky, I made my poor puter bleed. Sorry Fred, I didn't mean it. :(

    Back for a minute, the kids don't want a movie, they want me to read my book to them again. Wow, didn't think that would ever happen. :)

    Stringer, Sneezy offered to clean, you're off the hook dear. :)
  • Jul 8, 2008, 08:07 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178
    LMAO..................ah well stringer , it was worth a try.

    I'm well my friend , just at work at the moment , flat out like a lizard drinking :)


    "flat out like a lizard drinking:D " What? Not exactly sure about that statement... :D ? Wait!! Does a lizard lay flat to drink?? That's it, isn't it? Wow, do I feel stupid... dah..
  • Jul 8, 2008, 08:10 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer
    "flat out like a lizard drinking:D " What? not exactly sure about that statement.....:D ?

    Its Aussie slang

    Flat out (busy) ,

    As a lizard drinking (you can't get much flatter) :)
  • Jul 8, 2008, 08:11 PM
    bigbird213
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178
    Its Aussie slang

    Flat out (busy) ,

    as a lizard drinking (you can't get much flatter) :)


    :confused: :confused: :rolleyes:
  • Jul 8, 2008, 08:12 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Yeah I'm with you biggie...
  • Jul 8, 2008, 08:12 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178
    Its Aussie slang

    Flat out (busy) ,

    as a lizard drinking (you can't get much flatter) :)

    M... go over to "Old and New Friends"... someone is calling you out...
  • Jul 8, 2008, 08:12 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Here's my slang...

    Busy as... uh...

    PAPER TOILET . COM by Rafaël Rozendaal, collection of Sébastien de Ganay
  • Jul 8, 2008, 08:18 PM
    friend4u178
    1 Attachment(s)
    The opposite of this... :)

    Attachment 9993
  • Jul 8, 2008, 08:20 PM
    Stringer
    Oh well, I have to officiate a five hour meeting tomorrow and Marta's not here to tuck me in so I am calling it... here's my cards Sneezy... you win my friend... good night.
  • Jul 8, 2008, 08:20 PM
    bigbird213
    Sneezy - I'll admit that I spent the last 2 minutes doing the whole thing... quite anti-climactic :(
  • Jul 8, 2008, 08:22 PM
    friend4u178
    Night stringer
  • Jul 8, 2008, 08:22 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Night stringer.

    ... what do I win?
  • Jul 8, 2008, 08:24 PM
    Alty
    Night Stringer my dear. :)
  • Jul 8, 2008, 08:27 PM
    Stringer
    Wow, really strange Alty... this is the first night in over 3 years that Marta hasn't been home. I wonder if I will have trouble going to sleep? She is staying the night with her sister after shopping and dinner. Just a very strange feeling, sleeping alone... haven't done that since I was 18 I think?
  • Jul 8, 2008, 08:29 PM
    Alty
    Wow, 18, you rock Stringer! :)

    Do you have a teddy bear? Or a dog? A cat? A pillow? I know it's not the same, but take a pillow, put some of her clothes on the pillow, that might work. :)
  • Jul 8, 2008, 08:30 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    You got to be joking stringer...

    ... I CAN'T sleep unless I'm all alone in my bed.
  • Jul 8, 2008, 08:31 PM
    bigbird213
    I think I shall hit the hay as well - I'm sleepy now.

    I keep telling myself I'll go to bed early one of these nights - hasn't happened yet.
  • Jul 8, 2008, 08:33 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
    you gotta be joking stringer...

    ...I CAN'T sleep unless I'm all alone in my bed.


    Without trying to offend Sneezy... I am just the opposite, especially after 10 years of being with the most wonderful woman on earth, married the last 5. I was single for a long time after my divorce and... nope never slept alone... don't like that.
  • Jul 8, 2008, 08:34 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    No offense taken.

    The girl usually leaves ;)

    This actually was a pretty big issue with my girlfriend... she liked to sleep together, I liked to sleep alone. We compromised. I stayed with her until she fell asleep... then I would leave.

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