Brings out the smart aleck in me...
I'll see your C++ and raise you a D-
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I'm starting to get confused no.. Lol! I'm going to bed now. Bye everyone, Cya tomorrow! :)
Unky out.
G'night Unky.
You must be getting close to expert, Bear. You confused the guy who asked the question. That's how we roll.
I'm fine with just being bear, besides I don't really have a specific field of expertease :)
(sorry for the delay cats )
Goodnight unky...
Have not spent much time in the castle today.. the boards have been interesting..
I'm falling down on my bar tending duties...
Note to self.. must do better!
One pint coming up!
Smoke?
So,bear, know any good jokes?
Don't smoke :)
Can't think of any at the moment, why did you have one in mind?
Fair enough,do you mind if I do?
None come to mind,no clean ones come to mind..
There's always the classics.
What do you call a monkey that has fallen out of a tree?
Dead.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What green and red and goes 100mph?
A frog in a blender.
No animals were harmed in the telling of these jokes.
I have story,happened in kilkenny 2 years ago,
A nurse was coming off her nightshift and went into the garage where she normally went.
She got to the counter and the guy said to her.
Hey,you going home?
(they knew each other only by sight she was a regular customer)
He continued to ask her questions.
Are you on your own?
Are you waiting for someone?
Are you picking up someone?
She was becoming increasingly alarmed by his line of questions.
He said don't move,stay talking,someone has just gotten into the back of your car.
The guards were called and a man was arrested.he had a knife.
Lucky escape.
It's the stuff of urban legends,but this one happened.
A HA! Jokes!
A blond walks in to a bar
OUCH!
Edit: talk about the worst possible joke to post right after red's story
Gah Cats you brought the rain my way!
Well it was good while it lasted. I love the rain anyway-- my little one and I can go splash in the puddles after din din.
Speaking of which.. Tonight I'm making Lamb chops with mashed potatoes [gravy too] with corn on the cob :)
Haha...
I can hear the pounds packing..
Side note: Rachel has been accident free all day. It's day 3 of potty training :)
Sarah
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