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Originally Posted by mudweiser

:Pinches Kp:

haha yay pinching game.

Sarah

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To the left please...

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

LMAO! My hands know too.

Was that out loud? :eek:

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Well... you do ask for new batteries all the time. Should really look into rechargeables.

Do they make a solar powered vibe?

Have I found a new niche market?

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Originally Posted by kp2171

well... you do ask for new batteries all the time. should really look into rechargeables.

do they make a solar powered vibe??

have i found a new niche market?

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Solar powered would mean doing it outdoors, that's frowned on here, don't ask how I know. ;)

I have rechargeables, but they're never charged when I am. It's sad.

I have Fred the shower head, my hands, and a very vivid imagination. I get by, no worries.

Now, if you could patent your posts, make a book, that would go into my naughty drawer. Heck, I could dispense with the batteries and Fred then. I'd be good to go anytime anywhere.

Just a thought. A really yummy thought.

Do girls actually masturbate with a shower head - and I mean inserting it? I saw it on the 40-year old virgin.

::scratching head::

Sarah

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Solar powered would mean doing it outdoors, that's frowned on here, don't ask how I know. ;)

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No, no, no... you'd need some rechargeable battery that the solar panels topped off during the day.

And outdoor sex is just great. Just being naked outdoors is great, esp at night.

Doesn't happen much, but the cold night air making your skin tighten and goose bumps... just works for this boy.

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

Do girls actually masturbate with a shower head - and I mean inserting it? I saw it on the 40-year old virgin.

::scratching head::

Sarah

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Masterbate with a shower head, yes, insert it, not me, but to each their own.

For me it's all about the water pressure hitting the right spots, and boy does it ever.

That reminds me, I need to get grip pads for the shower, I almost killed myself yesterday! :eek::D

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Originally Posted by kp2171

no, no, no... youd need some rechargeable battery that the solar panels topped off during the day.

and outdoor sex is just great. just being naked outdoors is great, esp at night.

doesnt happen much, but the cold night air making your skin tighten and goose bumps... just works for this boy.

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Don't make love by the garden gate, cause love is blind but the neighbors ain't. :)

I have to say that I do agree, outdoor sex is wonderful. In my neighborhood it's not possible, we're crammed in like sardines, too many eyes. Not that I mind being watched, I just mind being arrested. It really kills the mood.

Now, camping sex, in the great outdoors, bent over a picnic table at 2am when all is quiet, just the sounds of nature and a light breeze. Ahhhhhh.

Sorry, slipped away for a minute there. What where we talking about? :confused:

I get the external pulsation.

I don't get insertion.

But I'm not a girl.

I've checked.

Once or twice.

Daily.

What thread are we jacking anyway?

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Originally Posted by kp2171

what thread are we jacking anyway?

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Do we care? Should we care? Darnit, now I feel guilt. :(

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

KP is here- time for my virgin mind to get dirtied.


Sarah

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I think my virgin mind needs a wash. I forgot to clean it in the shower yesterday. You should have reminded me kp!

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Originally Posted by kp2171

i get the external pulsation.

i dont get insertion.

but im not a girl.

ive checked.

once or twice.

daily.

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Insertion would hurt with my shower head, the head is huge, I'm not built that way! :eek:

The external pulsation, one word, YUMMY!! Okay, two words, AHHHHHHHHHH! Darnit, now I want to take a shower.

How many showers can you take a day before people start to think you have a problem?

Do you want me to check, make sure you're not a girl? I'm willing to do this for you, after all, you're a friend. :)

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Originally Posted by XOXOlove

i think my virgin mind needs a wash. i forgot to clean it in the shower yesterday. you should have reminded me kp!

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Well, you do shower daily, right? Get to it. Keep us posted! :D

Darnit, I'm so good when KP isn't around. :o

KP, you bring out the naughty Alty. No complaints. Just saying. :D

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Well, you do shower daily, right? Get to it. Keep us posted! :D

Darnit, I'm so good when KP isn't around. :o

KP, you bring out the naughty Alty. No complaints. Just saying. :D

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I'm too scared of the shower head now! How am I going to take a shower?

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Originally Posted by kp2171

what thread are we jacking anyway?

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Herbie's thread.


I'm a boring masturbator. I just do clitoral and I'm set for a few days or even weeks. I'm honestly really messed up when it comes to sex. Really.

Sarah

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Originally Posted by XOXOlove

i think my virgin mind needs a wash. i forgot to clean it in the shower yesterday. you should have reminded me kp!

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I waited and waited... you just teased on the shower.

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Originally Posted by XOXOlove

i'm too scared of the shower head now! how am i going to take a shower?

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Don't be afraid. Fred is gentle, Fred is kind. Fred is gooooooood! :D

I'll just take a bath today then... in the sink so I won't have to look at the shower head.

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

Herbie's thread.


I'm a boring masturbator. I just do clitoral and I'm set for a few days or even weeks. I'm honestly really messed up when it comes to sex. Really.

Sarah

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At least you are a msturbator.

There are too many women out there that are afraid of their own bodies, afraid to explore.

You're still really young, really. You'll get there! You have an inquiring mind, so inquire! :)

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Originally Posted by XOXOlove

i'll just take a bath today then... in the sink so i won't have to look at the shower head.

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Chicken! ;)