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  • Mar 13, 2009, 06:06 PM
    JoeCanada76

    Awesome, lol...
  • Mar 13, 2009, 06:08 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    awesome, lol...

    Glad you liked them Joe. I think they're adorable. :)
  • Mar 13, 2009, 09:46 PM
    Clough
    HELP!!! :eek:

    SHERIFF STRINGER PUT ME IN SOLITARY CONFINEMENT, AND I NEED TO GET OUT!!!! I'M GOING CRAZY IN HERE!!!! :confused:

    PLUS, HE DOESN'T EVEN GIVE ME FRESH BREAD AND WATER TO EAT AND I'M FORCED TO EAT AND DRINK WHAT'S LEFTOVER FROM THE PLATES AND GLASSES OF THE OTHER INMATES!!!! :mad:

    I MEAN, WHERE'S MY CIVIL RIGHTS HERE? CAN'T SOMETHING BE DONE?

    WHO'S GOT THE FILE IN THE CAKE? MAYBE THERE MIGHT BE A WAY TO CARVE OUT A TUNNEL USING A SPOON?

    I'M SINKING FURTHER INTO THE ABYSS OF PURE DEPRESSION AND

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    HAVE A GOOD CRY RIGHT NOW!!!! :o
  • Mar 13, 2009, 09:47 PM
    JoeCanada76

    You have a good cry... Please wait until I leave, first. Okay.
  • Mar 13, 2009, 09:49 PM
    Clough
    you mean that you're just gonna leave me to rot here, joe?!?!
  • Mar 13, 2009, 09:49 PM
    starbuck8

    What is going on here? Cloughy is crying... Joe is let out of his cell late at night? This is SCARY!

    Someone pass Cloughy some bread dammit! :p
  • Mar 13, 2009, 09:52 PM
    Clough
    whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Mar 13, 2009, 09:58 PM
    JoeCanada76

    Lol lol lol ha ha ha ja ja ja lol lol lol,
  • Mar 13, 2009, 10:00 PM
    Clough
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    OMG!!

    I just posted post #666!!

    Now, I am most assuredly assured of being doomed to a life here of eternal torment by Sheriff Stringer!!

    Attachment 17566
  • Mar 13, 2009, 10:00 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Clough View Post
    whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    See what you've done!? Now there's this echo-ing whaaaaaaa noise in my head! Who's got the cake with that file? Alty? I gave it to YOU! Where'd you put it?
  • Mar 13, 2009, 10:01 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Clough View Post
    OMG!!!!

    I just posted post #666!!!!

    Now, I am most assuredly assured of being doomed to a life here of eternal torment by Sheriff Stringer!!!!

    Attachment 17566

    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: The dreaded 666 We've driven him MAD! This can't be a good sign!
  • Mar 13, 2009, 10:07 PM
    starbuck8

    See ladies and gents! See what the Sheriff and his Deputy's have done to our cellmates? That music he pipes into our cells late at night has subliminal messages!

    Are we going to FIGHT for our RIGHT... to PARTY?


    YouTube - The Beastie Boys - (You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party)
  • Mar 13, 2009, 10:08 PM
    Clough

    I was already mad before, but NOW, I'm even worse!!!!

    Oh, oh! Look out... the SHERIFF is watching us now!!
  • Mar 13, 2009, 10:09 PM
    Stringer

    Deputies !!!!!!!!

    It looks like a riot !!!!!!!! Quick Batman, Joe, Adam....surround the jail....where's my shotgun and oh yeah the shells ???????

    (Sheriff Stringer, stands in the doorway with shotgun in hand... )

    Hey rioters !!!! Ya'all her that 'click'? That was me cocking my shotgun....ya'all ain't a going NOWHERE !!!!!!

    Deputies.. collect all that dinnerware... knives, forks and spoons...

    This is a LOCKDOWN !!!! Back in those cells....!
  • Mar 13, 2009, 10:10 PM
    starbuck8

    I see him! He's hiding around the corner in the hall! Quick Cloughy, grab this homemade club I made of one of the shrubs in the jailyard! I'll wink at him... you smash him over the head!
  • Mar 13, 2009, 10:11 PM
    Stringer

    Deputies !!!!!!!!

    It looks like a riot !!!!!!!! Quick Batman, Joe, Adam....surround the jail....where's my shotgun and oh yeah the shells ???????

    (Sheriff Stringer, stands in the doorway with shotgun in hand... )

    Hey rioters !!!! Ya'all hear that 'click'? That was me cocking my shotgun....ya'all ain't a going NOWHERE !!!!!!

    Deputies.. collect all that dinnerware... knives, forks and spoons...

    This is a LOCKDOWN !!!! Back in those cells....!
  • Mar 13, 2009, 10:12 PM
    starbuck8

    Is anyone else having trouble posting?
  • Mar 13, 2009, 10:16 PM
    Stringer

    And whose' this here new character over there... Cowboy Clough?

    I think he started all this...Get some pen and paper...we need to have him sign a confession....

    And ifin' he won't... then take 'um to the 'chamber in da basement... yeah, that one... hee hee... he'll sigh it...
  • Mar 13, 2009, 10:16 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Is anyone else having trouble posting?

    Yep... took about 3 minutes to post after I wrote this...

    Buy seems to be working now...
  • Mar 13, 2009, 10:17 PM
    starbuck8
    I've had enough of your jailhouse shenanigans Sheriff! The other inmates and I replaced your bullets with nerf balls!! We're just not all that scared of you!! Here look!!...I have your cuffs! Your Deputy's are all asleep! I have an array of dinnerware in my cell! I'll show you what to do with a fork!! Then we can talk about spooning!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Deputies !!!!!!!!

    It looks like a riot !!!!!!!! Quick Batman, Joe, Adam....surround the jail....where's my shotgun and oh yeah the shells ???????

    (Sheriff Stringer, stands in the doorway with shotgun in hand....)

    Hey rioters !!!! Ya'all hear that 'click'? That was me cocking my shotgun....ya'all ain't a going NOWHERE !!!!!!

    Deputies..collect all that dinnerware.....knives, forks and spoons....

    This is a LOCKDOWN !!!! Back in those cells....!


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