Softy and Unky, I'm sorry, how could I forget you two? You have to remember, HC and I started all this, we've had coffee shops, daycares, a kleenex box, a pub, and two castles, and Sneezy, Starby etc have been there for all of it, so it's easy to remember them. I'm getting old and my memory isn't as good as it used to be. I'll never forget the two of you again. Promise. Having said that.

Starduck plays softball with a girl. (for Softy)
And
Starduck gets a card signed Unknown. (for Unky)

:):):):):)

Oh... junk... I missed you, Alty! I was making a Starbucks run to the cutest town in Tampa Bay! Safety Harbor... its adorable... and is the home of an AWESOME health spa! :) In case you ever come down!

I'm still here Chicky, I'm just hiding. ;)

:) I've GOT to learn how to do that... mine seems to have me logged in 24/7 even if I hit Logout... its weird... it likes me or something... :)

I can teach you how, it's actually very easy. It's nice to be invisible, I can spy on everyone, and they never know. Muwahahahahahahaha. ;)

:D ooooo... did you teach the fedora/trenchcoat man in Europe, too?? ;)

LIFE THOUGHTS BY DUCKY

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it.
So I said 'Implants?' She hit me.

How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America ?

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping,' now I just 'chunky dunk.'

Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

(Sorry... there were cute pictures of little "ducks" but it didn't copy them... sigh)

ROFLMAO, those are great Stringer. Do you have any more? :)

:) awesome Stringer :)

Kids, I've got to go. Lots to do, and my get up and go is leaving me. I'll be back a bit later, when I take a break from cleaning. :)

Stringer, you have my whip, so you're in charge while I'm gone.

Chicky, try to get the whip away from Stringer, he stole it and won't return it. Shhhh, don't tell him, just bat your eyes at him, flirt, and whamo, grab the whip. Okay? ;)

Later all.

Hiiiiiiii there, String-man... ::sashays over in strappy heels::... going to share that whip?

Put on the hot red dress too, that will work Chicky. :)

Thanks sweets, I'll have that whip back in no time. Shhh, remember, don't tell Stringer. :)

Really, got to go, computer won't let me, must break free... Bye. :)

Don't worry Alty, its in the bag... I already planted the mental image of Barbie-with-brains this morning when I informed the guys of my job offer at Hooters... the red dress will do just fine... ;)

Need anything else while I'm at it?

Oh... Hiiiiiiiii String-man... Alty and I were just talking about you... ::giggle::... ::bats eyelashes::... Oh yes, Sneezy does know all about the red dress... its gotten me all sorts of things... ;)... what's that you're holding behind your back?. ::streches to look::... Its OK String-man... breathe... good. :) Now, where were we?. oh yes... What kind of sauce would you like on those wings? ;)

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Kids, I've got to go. Lots to do, and my get up and go is leaving me. I'll be back a bit later, when I take a break from cleaning. :)

Stringer, you have my whip, so you're in charge while I'm gone.

Chicky, try to get the whip away from Stringer, he stole it and won't return it. Shhhh, don't tell him, just bat your eyes at him, flirt, and whamo, grab the whip. Okay? ;)

Later all.

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Do you really, actually, THINK Alty that a curvaceous female body with a golden tan, long flowing curls, big brown eyes with long eye lashes (slowly 'batting' at me), long sexy legs, with a low sexy, raspy voice ("Darliiiiiing..."), in a tight black bikini would have ANY influence?

Honestly my dear, I would have to be OH so immature to allow THAT to compel, impress, convince or even motivate me one little bit... to depart from my Lil' Susy... and... follow... anyone... wwwwho llllooooks and sounds... llliiiike that... (snaps his head back and forth).

Besides, I have been busy bonding and training Susy for a "Special Opps DUCK detail"... she learns quickly and is very excited... Says she is WITH me now and forever, my wish is her command... sigh...

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Hiiiiiiii there, String-man..... ::sashays over in strappy heels::.... gonna share that whip??

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WWWHAAAAT? Sneezy? Where are you man?:confused:

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Do you really, actually, THINK Alty that a curvaceous female body with a golden tan, long flowing curls, big brown eyes with long eye lashes (slowly 'batting' at me), long sexy legs, with a low sexy, raspy voice ("Darliiiiiing..."), in a tight black bikini would have ANY influence?

Honestly my dear, I would have to be OH so immature to allow THAT to compel, impress, convince or even motivate me one little bit....to depart from my Lil' Susy........and....follow.......anyone.......wwwwh o llllooooks and sounds ....llliiiike that.....

Besides, I have been busy bonding and training Susy for a "Special Opps DUCK detail"......she learns quickly and is very excited.....Says she is WITH me now and forever, my wish is her command......sigh...

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Yessss... you passed! :D You da bomb! ;)

Annnnnnd when you weren't looking... I grabbed the whip... ;)

The whip is in Chicky's possession! Everyone, look out!

Ah, stringer... I'm here.

HC's a free woman... she can do as she pleases, as long as she does what pleases me (tee hee)

A little harmless flirting to get what she wants never hurt anyone... of course, unless... "what she wants" is a whip...

THWACK

This is fun...

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Yessss.... you passed! :D You da bomb! ;)

Annnnnnd when you weren't looking..... I grabbed the whip... ;)

The whip is in Chicky's possession! Everyone, look out!

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Hee hee hee hee hee arrrrrrrrrrhahahahahaha... wrong one. Your information must be upgraded; many new devices have been employed... Susy: glued to Stringers hand with permanent glue, Susy taught to scream when invaders, mercenaries approach, new alarm system wired from Susy to my brain (attempts were made to Steal, yes steal Susy while I slept), Susy taught to immediately wrap herself around my leg for protection... many, many more... but "For you eyes ONlY."

It didn't work sweety, don't run away, you will trip and hurt yourself in those 6 " heels...

Hahahhahahahhhhhaaaaahhahahahaha... and HA! I have thought of EVERYTHING... I have to tell you, I am astonished how devoted Susy is to me... amazing, simply amazing... sigh (again)

::grabs bat::

::hits stringer over the head::

... ok hc. Go get it ;)