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Originally Posted by Just Looking

I feel so special. I just got my first reddie.

It seems like the board has become inundated with young teenagers who think they are ready for things they clearly are not ready to do. It makes me sick. :(

I just balanced it out for you.;)

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Originally Posted by Enigma1999

I just balanced it out for ya.;)

Thanks, I saw that. Somehow I don't believe her... or she has terrible choice in boys. I suppose it could be either. :p

I've only been out of high school for about 10 years - have things really changed that much? When I was in middle school, we might have had "boyfriends", but that just meant you liked each other and hung out together. Our parents didn't let us date. No, that fun started in high school.

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Originally Posted by Just Looking

Thanks, I saw that. Somehow I don't believe her ... or she has terrible choice in boys. I suppose it could be either. :p

I've only been out of high school for about 10 years - have things really changed that much? When I was in middle school, we might have had "boyfriends", but that just meant you liked each other and hung out together. Our parents didn't let us date. No, that fun started in high school.

I read her other posts as well and saw that it is the same guy...

Yes, things have changed since then. I graduated in 96 and I feel the kids today dress different and act different. I find it to be scary and sad that these really young ones come on here andask about sex. If this keeps going, we will have another baby boom.:eek:

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Originally Posted by Enigma1999

I read her other posts as well and saw that it is the same guy....

Yes, things have changed since then. I graduated in 96 and I feel the kids today dress different and act different. I find it to be scary and sad that these really young ones come on here andask about sex. If this keeps going, we will have another baby boom.:eek:

I don't think she is going to like how I called her on her attempt at deception.

Too many children are trying to grow up too fast. Unfortunately, it isn't anything new. The period when children had what we think of as childhoods was very brief and limited to very few places.

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Originally Posted by Just Looking

Thanks, I saw that. Somehow I don't believe her ... or she has terrible choice in boys. I suppose it could be either. :p

I've only been out of high school for about 10 years - have things really changed that much? When I was in middle school, we might have had "boyfriends", but that just meant you liked each other and hung out together. Our parents didn't let us date. No, that fun started in high school.

I don't believe that 10 years ago cell phones and IM's were like they are today either. Before our parents used to regulate who we were talking to in some way or another. In today's times there almost is no policing by many parents at all. Many just don't want a high bill and figure nothing will come of it.

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Originally Posted by Cat1864

I don't think she is going to like how I called her on her attempt at deception.

Too many children are trying to grow up too fast. Unfortunately, it isn't anything new. The period of time when children had what we think of as childhoods was very brief and limited to very few places.

I thought you made a great point, but I bet it will go over her head. I also wonder if she came back on as Sanborn.

I must have been lucky. We had all kinds of group activities in middle school with guys and girls, but there was no pressure beyond that. Our big concern was finding moms that were willing to drive us up to Lake Tahoe for the day during the summer and for skiing during the winter. We had fun. In high school, it was about whose parents would let 20-40 kids come to their house. My parents did about once a month, so we could play pool, watch videos, listen to music. I know it was a lot more fun than what these kids are getting involved in - if they could only see.

Suddenly, I feel so old. :p

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Originally Posted by Just Looking

I thought you made a great point, but I bet it will go over her head. I also wonder if she came back on as Sanborn.

So far she is behaving herself if she did. I find it interesting that two people post with about the same question within thirty minutes of the first one getting a response she didn't like. However, I am willing to give both of them a chance. Teens these days do seem to have about the same problems.

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Originally Posted by califdadof3

I dont believe that 10 years ago cell phones and IM's were like they are today either. Before our parents used to regulate who we were talking to in some way or another. In todays times there almost is no policing by many parents at all. Many just dont want a high bill and figure nothing will come of it.

When I was in high school, pagers and three way calling were in. Yes, my parents also had a say in every thing and place I went to. Eyes were always on us kids. Now these kids can do anything and this texting is absolutely pathetic. :rolleyes: Call me old fashioned, but I liked it better when you just picked up the phone and had a real convesation. Lol

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Originally Posted by Cat1864

So far she is behaving herself if she did. I find it interesting that two people post with about the same question within thirty minutes of the first one getting a response she didn't like. However, I am willing to give both of them a chance. Teens these days do seem to have about the same problems.

I did see that to. It seems like it happens a lot. Thet post, get answers that they don't like, them half hour later, they come back with a new user name asking the same question.:rolleyes:

I can't stop eating those mini ritz cheese cracker sandwiches things. You know, the ones with the fake cheese?

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

I can't stop eating those mini ritz cheese cracker sandwiches things. You know, the ones with the fake cheese??

Good but fattening, fattening, fattening hon... :eek::D:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

I can't stop eating those mini ritz cheese cracker sandwiches things. You know, the ones with the fake cheese??

That fake cheese is such a hit I hear they are considering actually putting a milk like substance into it!

But it will no longer be a good patch for tire repair if they do. The sword has a double edge.

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Originally Posted by Enigma1999

When I was in high school, pagers and three way calling were in. Yes, my parents also had a say in every thing and place I went to. Eyes were always on us kids. Now these kids can do anything and this texting is absolutely pathetic. :rolleyes: Call me old fashioned, but I liked it better when you just picked up the phone and had a real convesation. lol

When I was in high school the telegraph was in... barely.

We did what we wanted... but got an a$$ kicking if caught, A real one with bruises and swelling.
Then it was worse when dad came home.

Yeah when I was in high school the Fonz stole my leather jacket...

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Originally Posted by Cat1864

So far she is behaving herself if she did. I find it interesting that two people post with about the same question within thirty minutes of the first one getting a response she didn't like. However, I am willing to give both of them a chance. Teens these days do seem to have about the same problems.

Who we talking about??
I like gossip!

I been missing a lot missing the last week like I did.

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Originally Posted by martinizing2

Who we talking about???
I like gossip!!

I been missing a lot missing the last week like I did.

A teen who may or may not like a boy who may or may not like her but he kissed another girl he may or may not like and our op got mad. Now she wants to know if he still maybe likes her.

There is another girl with close to the same story who came on after the first girl got answers she didn't want.

They may or may not be the same person.

Good luck catching up on what you missed. Our cruise ship seems to be sailing through either an iceberg field or a minefield-full steam ahead. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Cat1864

A teen who may or may not like a boy who may or may not like her but he kissed another girl he may or may not like and our op got mad. Now she wants to know if he still maybe likes her.

There is another girl with close to the same story who came on after the first girl got answers she didn't want.

They may or may not be the same person.

Good luck catching up on what you missed. Our cruise ship seems to be sailing through either an iceberg field or a minefield-full steam ahead. :rolleyes:

Don't forget the part about the other boy who may or may not be the same boy who just wants to get laid, but the OP wants to know which one is a better choice.

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Originally Posted by Just Looking

Don't forget the part about the other boy who may or may not be the same boy who just wants to get laid, but the OP wants to know which one is a better choice.

I knew I forgot part of it. :rolleyes:

Hi kids.

I'm here for a good time, not a long time, so have a good time, the sun can't shine every day. :)

I don't know why so don't ask. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Hi kids.

I'm here for a good time, not a long time, so have a good time, the sun can't shine every day. :)

I don't know why so don't ask. ;)

What kind of good time? ;)

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Originally Posted by Cat1864

What kind of good time? ;)

I'm pretty open on that, as long as it doesn't involve scorpions or tar. Don't ask. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I'm pretty open on that, as long as it doesn't involve scorpions or tar. Don't ask. ;)

Why can't it involve scorpions or tar?

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Originally Posted by Just Looking

Why can't it involve scorpions or tar?

She asked. :eek:

I am scared of the answer.

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Originally Posted by Just Looking

Why can't it involve scorpions or tar?

Well I have pictures that would explain, but... um... they're a bit scary and I'd have to get a signed release from a few people. :o

Just trust me on this one. If anyone ever says scorpions and tar in the same sentence. RUN! :eek:

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Originally Posted by Cat1864

She asked. :eek:

I am scared of the answer.

I will say this. When scorpions get stuck in tar, they get angry. :(

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Well I have pictures that would explain, but.....um....they're a bit scary and I'd have to get a signed release from a few people. :o

Just trust me on this one. If anyone ever says scorpions and tar in the same sentence. RUN! :eek:

Okay. I was just looking for a good "bedtime" story. :D

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Originally Posted by Just Looking

Okay. I was just looking for a good "bedtime" story. :D

There once was a man from Nantucket, he got his foot caught in a bucket, he said oh me, he said oh my, and the rest I can't tell because the site will censor me.

The end. :)

I also know one about a rabbit and a bear doing something or other in the woods. :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

There once was a man from Nantucket, he got his foot caught in a bucket, he said oh me, he said oh my, and the rest I can't tell because the site will censor me.

The end. :)

I also know one about a rabbit and a bear doing something or other in the woods. :)

Was the rabbit enjoying roasted bear?;)

Ummm... I googled the Nantucket limerick. :eek:

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Originally Posted by Just Looking

Ummm ... I googled the Nantucket limerick. :eek:

Now you know why she stopped.

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Originally Posted by Cat1864

Was the rabbit enjoying roasted bear?;)

No, he was taking a leisurely stroll in the woods and had eaten too many carrots. He discreetly went behind a tree because he needed to drop some little bunny pellets, but much to his surprise there was a bear already behind the tree doing the same thing.

The rabbit was in shock didn't know what to do. Suddenly the bear turned to the rabbit and said "Excuse me, does poo stick to your fur?"

The rabbit advised the bear that no, poo does not stick to his fur.

Imagine the poor rabbits shock when the bear grabbed him and used him to wipe his bear bum.

To this day the rabbit is afraid to venture into the woods alone. :(

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

No, he was taking a leisurely stroll in the woods and had eaten too many carrots. He discreetly went behind a tree because he needed to drop some little bunny pellets, but much to his surprise there was a bear already behind the tree doing the same thing.

The rabbit was in shock didn't know what to do. Suddenly the bear turned to the rabbit and said "Excuse me, does poo stick to your fur?"

The rabbit advised the bear that no, poo does not stick to his fur.

Imagine the poor rabbits shock when the bear grabbed him and used him to wipe his bear bum.

To this day the rabbit is afraid to venture into the woods alone. :(

But if it didn't stick to rabbit's fur, then doesn't that mean it smeared instead? :(

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Originally Posted by Cat1864

But if it didn't stick to rabbit's fur, then doesn't that mean it smeared instead? :(

Yes but it was easily washed off in a nearby stream, and than a more thorough washing once the poor little bunny got home.

It took months for him to tell his family what had happened, he was in shock, and ashamed to be used as nothing but toilet paper.

I hear he ended up in therapy and than later invented the extra soft 3 ply toilet paper that's used in the ritzy hotels. :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Yes but it was easily washed off in a nearby stream, and than a more thorough washing once the poor little bunny got home.

It took months for him to tell his family what had happened, he was in shock, and ashamed to be used as nothing but toilet paper.

I hear he ended up in therapy and than later invented the extra soft 3 ply toilet paper that's used in the ritzy hotels. :)

I was thinking about the bear's backside.

Poor bunny :(

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Originally Posted by Cat1864

I was thinking about the bear's backside.

Sadly the bear suffered no consequences for his actions, that day. He got off scott free with a clean bum and everything.

The good news is that the rabbit, after years of therapy, did do very well for himself. The toilet paper sells like hot cakes and he's now married with a litter of bunnies and a gorgeous wife and home.

Even though the bear did get a clean bum his life did not work out so well. Later that year he found himself face to face with a hunter. He was behind the same bush, doing his thing. The hunter got a clear shot and the bear was made into a rug. That rug is in front of the fireplace at the bunnies home.

I'm sure there's a moral or two to the story, but I'm too tired to think of one. Isn't it enough that I ruined a perfectly good joke? :p

Night kids.

Ok, good night Alty :)

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Originally Posted by Unknown008

Ok, good night Alty :)

Good night sweet Unky. :)

Hey guys,anyone around?

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Originally Posted by redhed35

hey guys,anyone around?

Yep... only me that I know of... :)