Ask Me Help Desk - Alty's chit chat thread.

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Originally Posted by hheath541

mop's on my belly chewing on my shirt.

Cover your nipples, she's still nursing! :eek:

Oooops. WT or TMI?

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Originally Posted by Unknown008

Hello Joe, Blacky, hheath and Alty! :)

G'day Unky... :)

How are you?

I'm fine thanks! :)

I'll have to do one or more essays today... quite some work... I'm gathering some research now.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Cover your nipples, she's still nursing! :eek:

Oooops. WT or TMI?

:rolleyes:

Hey Unky :)

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

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Hey Unky :)

You're just mad because I posted it first. You know you were thinking it. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

You're just mad because I posted it first. You know you were thinking it. ;)

Well I could feed them too you know :rolleyes:

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Hey M! :)

I didn't know that M could also give milk :eek:

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Cover your nipples, she's still nursing! :eek:

Oooops. WT or TMI?

Hehe, nah. He was biting the hem of my shirt. Not sure why. Then again, the kittens like to lick rocks.

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Well i could feed em too you know :rolleyes:

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Dinner for 8. :p

I prefer a shaved nipple.

Just saying. ;)

OK, it's almost 3am. Time for me to go to bed and hope I can sleep. I need to buy antacids and find something to kill this headache.

Good night Heath.

Give Alty-cat and the rest of the kitty brats a hug for me, okay?

Oh, Unky, hi! Sorry, I got caught up in the conversation and forgot to say hi to you. Hi! :)

Night heath

Bye everyone else , Beer time :)

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Nite heath

Bye everyone else , Beer time :)

Beer?

You're leaving me for beer?

You're so fickle. I'm much better then the best beer! Really! I'll prove it!

Oh fine! Go have a beer.

See you tomorrow? ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Beer?

You're leaving me for beer?

You're so fickle. I'm much better then the best beer! Really! I'll prove it!

Oh fine! Go have a beer.

See you tomorrow? ;)

Bye now ;)

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Your dog licked the inside of my nose M! :(

Awwww, but he's so cute, and forgiven. ;)

Night M. Cheers. :)

Haha omg guys omg omg omg. I ate a huge bowl of asparagus last night and I really stink down there. I mean it smells so weird when I pee and now my "area" smells so weird.

I have a date tonight. I've been drinking water non-stop and oh my god I just totally forgot about aspargus making you smell so gross... ughhh

:( don't laugh at me... lol I'm mortified. I like this guy!

Hahah well I guess you won't be able to give it up on the first date!

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

Haha omg guys omg omg omg. I ate a huge bowl of asparagus last night and I really stink down there. I mean it smells so weird when I pee and now my "area" smells so weird.

I have a date tonight. I've been drinking water non-stop and oh my god I just totally forgot about aspargus making you smell so gross... ughhh

:( don't laugh at me... lol I'm mortified. I like this guy!

I tried looking up ways to get rid of the odor, but so far all I can say is, "Congratulations, your kidneys work." :)

Eating fruit may help, but I don't know how quickly.

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

Hahah well I guess you won't be able to give it up on the first date!!

LOL! He has an accent, a delicious and Scottish one. That's my weakness. I met him at the bar I work in. He charmed me as soon as he said "straight gin please".

Right now it's purely lust.. lol I'm fine with that.

Umm maybe try one of those spray thingy's? I have a weakness for accents too. I met this guy with an Irish accent, dumb as a post, but I hang off every word he says!

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

Haha omg guys omg omg omg. I ate a huge bowl of asparagus last night and I really stink down there. I mean it smells so weird when I pee and now my "area" smells so weird.

I have a date tonight. I've been drinking water non-stop and oh my god I just totally forgot about aspargus making you smell so gross... ughhh

:( don't laugh at me... lol I'm mortified. I like this guy!

Sorry... really sorry... I am truly sorry... but

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D :D HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
:D:D... again I appologise... *sniggers :D*

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

Haha omg guys omg omg omg. I ate a huge bowl of asparagus last night and I really stink down there. I mean it smells so weird when I pee and now my "area" smells so weird.

I have a date tonight. I've been drinking water non-stop and oh my god I just totally forgot about aspargus making you smell so gross... ughhh

:( don't laugh at me... lol I'm mortified. I like this guy!

Asparagus makes us smell?? Wow! I think I've only eaten aspragus once in my life. Well I learn something new on this site all the time.

They can put a man on the moon but they can't make a certs or altoids for that "area". I don't get it. Sorry mud. :(

Maybe my kidneys aren't up to par, because I don't ever remember a smell?

I ate a lot though. I mean at least 20 sticks. It was like eating chips in front of the t.v.-- non stop.|

Haha well I'll just wear some jeans & kotex liners lol

I can't believe this.. haha!

Hahah, I feel for you... lol... but seriously, I am laughing WITH you...

Sorry I feel quite guilty now for laughing :(

I recommend a lot of deoderant/spray/smellies whatever you want to call them

And mints

Good luck :)

Mints?? Lol... weird mental picture.

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

Mints??? lol... weird mental picture.

Hhaha please don't imagine me with mints in my va-gene. Hahaha!

Now I'm imagining...

Nope they were in yer vergina!

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

Maybe my kidneys aren't up to par, because I don't ever remember a smell??

Can you smell sulfur based smells? There are people who just can't detect the odor. So, your kidneys may be fine, but your nose is lucky. :)

I think something like an altoid ( they are curiously strong you know ha ha) should be the next new invention for that "area". Maybe I'll work on that and make MILLIONS. Ha.

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

Mints??? lol... weird mental picture.

Meant for muddy's mouth to hide smelly asparagous breath

Dirty dirty bella

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Originally Posted by classyT

I think something like an altoid ( they are curiously strong you know ha ha) should be the next new invention for that "area". Maybe I'll work on that and make MILLIONS. ha.

Haha I think there are douches that come with scented stuff... lol I could just spray some chanel down in my business. Hahaha!

I think that would be irritating... lol how about a glade plug-in:p

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Originally Posted by Cat1864

Can you smell sulfur based smells? There are people who just can't detect the odor. So, your kidneys may be fine, but your nose is lucky. :)

Cat, I never even thought about that! I just blamed my sinuses. You are like a living, breathing encyclopedia. Now if I can only shrink you down and carry you around in my pocket... Do you think Cats would mind?

Bear you started it! Muddy if you are planning on doing any 'gardening' down there, you could always use after shave! Bahahaha.

Hello guys and gals! :)

Sorry to hear that Muddy... Maybe your 'guy' (so to say) will understand about the smell?

I personally have only tasted asparagus once and it was bitter... I don't like it. My sister and my mum though, once made a whole pot of asparagus soup, or infusion, I don't remember, but there was no particular smell... :confused:

Lol Unky. I barely know this guy-- if anything he'd laugh at me or be so grossed out he runs away.

Either way it's the first date, I think I need to slow down. Do the whole so "who are you? what do you do" chat...

Being the girl I am: ooh he'd be a great addition to my husband collection. Lol-- okay back to reality...

Now what do I wear?.

I don't know where we are going he said it was going to be a surprise, I told him "as long as I don't wake up tied in your basement wondering where I am".

Haha.. I don't think he understands my humor, he just said "No.. you won't..." :confused:.

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

Haha I think there are douches that come with scented stuff... lol I could just spray some chanel down in my business. hahaha!

I think that would be irritating... lol how about a glade plug-in:p

Yes, chanel will send you straight to the emergency room... ( don't ask me how I know this... ha ha) a glade plug in huh..? Now you got me thinking... I like it!

Jeans and heels are always classic.