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Originally Posted by Clough https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/amhd_i...s/viewpost.gif
What will happen to me once I become one?

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Originally Posted by Stringer

You will enjoy all the benefits of your position... power, a fat belly, power and did I mention power?

Are you some kind of warlock! :eek:

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Originally Posted by Stringer

StarDuck...do you remember those little rubber duckies that I told ya that I bought? You remember...the ones that light up when you touch 'um? Well guess what...they all have little pins stuck in them...I can't find room to stick in them anymore ....:rolleyes:

PINS?. DUCKIES? Ducky losing air... heelllppppp! POP! DOH! That hurt!

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Originally Posted by Clough

Are you some kinda warlock! :eek:

Nope, just a nice guy that is trying to keep the piece. :):eek:

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Originally Posted by Clough

Are you some kinda warlock! :eek:

He's a vampire! I see him arise in the middle of the night! Oh nooooo... you are one of them too aren't you! :eek:

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Originally Posted by nikosmom

That's too funny but I doubt he'll come back and sift thru the pages of this thread to know you ratted him out, lol.

Hey, does he really 'sneeze funny' or is that an innuendo?? :confused:

Sadly, I just ratted myself out, I'm on the phone with him right now and I told all.

The date was boring, he was ready to fall asleep, just dropped her off and now is heading home to rearrange his condom drawer.

Yes, he does sneeze funny! :eek:

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

PINS?....DUCKIES? Ducky losing air...heelllppppp!! POP! DOH! That hurt!

Better be good then... calm down and sit over there... M get the chains... :D

M's not here, you're on your own.

MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

M's not here, you're on your own.

MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Nope... ya know that he is ALWAYS here... check the dark corners...

Clough... Deputy?

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

He's a vampire! I see him arise in the middle of the night! Oh nooooo....you are one of them too aren't you!! :eek:

Ssssssssssssssssssssss... another pin.

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Nope, just a nice guy that is trying to keep the piece. :):eek:

Didn't we go over this last night... this whole keeping the "piece" and "peace"... lol:rolleyes:

So Alten, does he have like a lady sneeze, a dog sneeze, what's the deal with his sneezes? Are they 'wet up the floor' sneezes, fartin' sneezes... I got questions! :confused:

You said she's 20 (a youngster)... how old is he??

Night all... tomorrow.

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Originally Posted by nikosmom

Didn't we go over this last night... this whole keeping the "piece" and "peace"...lol:rolleyes:

So Alten, does he have like a lady sneeze, a dog sneeze, what's the deal with his sneezes? Are they 'wet up the floor' sneezes, fartin' sneezes... I got questions! :confused:

You said she's 20 (a youngster)...how old is he????

He's got weezer sneezers... and we can find him in every corner. He's likely hiding behind M... aka Batman!

Sheriff... Deputy Batman isn't here! When I exploded I flew through and looked! Nope! No Batman! I'm all full of air again now. I have a secret pump!. don't ask!. hahaha! :eek:

G'nite Stringy! You know I store up your hot air and save it right? :p heehee!

Deputy Joe here for duty. Do not know if I can catch up. 1 30 am and no sleep and lots of well, never mind.

'Night Stringer

Howdy Deputy Joe,
Not much going on here, lotta misbehavin' :rolleyes:

Deputy Joe, have you seen the indecencies that have happened here? I've been popped! This is cruel and unusual punishment against a helpless duck!

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Originally Posted by nikosmom

Didn't we go over this last night... this whole keeping the "piece" and "peace"...lol:rolleyes:

So Alten, does he have like a lady sneeze, a dog sneeze, what's the deal with his sneezes? Are they 'wet up the floor' sneezes, fartin' sneezes... I got questions! :confused:

You said she's 20 (a youngster)...how old is he????

He's a baby, 23. Yup, he's my boy toy, my play thing, my squishy! :D

His sneezes, they're just weird, undescribable, you have to hear them, you'll never be the same. ;)

Sleepless, high on ------- and ready to arrest everybody and back in the jail cells for you alll..

I can not feel any pain...

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Originally Posted by Jesushelper76

Sleepless, high on codeine and ready to arrest everybody and back in the jail cells for you alll..

I can not feel any pain........

Uhh Ohhh... Dr. Evil is back! :eek:

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Originally Posted by Jesushelper76

Sleepless, high on codeine and ready to arrest everybody and back in the jail cells for you alll..

I can not feel any pain........

How about a beer Joe, just you and me in the rubber room. You know, the room that's made of rubber! Get your mind out of the gutter. Jeesh! :p

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

How about a beer Joe, just you and me in the rubber room. You know, the room that's made out of rubber! Get your mind out of the gutter. Jeesh! :p

See, it's gettin' hard ( uh oh :eek:) to keep all these conversations separate!

I do not know how well I could handle booze and -------... Wow you really want to get me messed up. Trying to plan your escape do you?

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Originally Posted by nikosmom

See, it's gettin' hard ( uh oh :eek:) to keep all these conversations separate!

Not this room NM, the other one! The secret one. The one for members only!

You lost, I've been there and back again. Now go quickly, Sneezy is waiting. :cool:

What Alty, no comment... Hmmm??

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Originally Posted by Jesushelper76

I do not know how well I could handle booze and -------... Wow you really want to get me messed up. Trying to plan your escape do ya??

I think she snuckerd out without us girlz! What the..? Traitor! She's s'pose to be helping out around here! What's the deal?

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/marria...go-332178.html

Wow Joe, just read that thread... I was like why is this even a question? What a dum-dum. Sometimes people come here and ask questions that they already know the answer to. You can tell just by the way they phrase it.

That question I felt like saying it a lot stronger then I did, but then again, it sounds like a 10 year old wrote that question. Man I do not know about this. Thanks guys for checking the thread out...

Wow, Unfarking believable... Thank you Alty for all the new words I have learned from you. Hee Hee.

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Originally Posted by Jesushelper76

That question I felt like saying it a lot stronger then I did, but then again, it sounds like a 10 year old wrote that question. Man I do not know about this. Thanks guys for checking the thread out...

Wow, Unfarking believable..... Thank you Alty for all the new words I have learned from you. Hee Hee.

YES! Needs to be in the dictionary (farkionary) right along with Absofarkinlutley! Also, we need to add sentences! Like... I don't give a fark, or... you dumbfark, or... where the fark did everybody go? :D

Where did everyone go?? I am wondering that myself??

Helllloooo anybooody out theeere??

I'm right farking here! Can't you seeeee meeee! Am I infarking invisible?

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

I'm right farking here!! Can't you seeeee meeee!! Am I infarking invisible?

Yes, we're all infarkinvisible!

I'm here, can't believe I'm up this late ::yawning::

Starbs, please tell me how I can become a Lert?

Weellll, first you have to apply to be A-LERT. Then if they accept your application, you will be subject to an number of exercises and tests to see if you are prepared to be a lert! Only when you pass these tests will you be an official LERT!

Hey it is almost 3 am here... You call that late? Huh or should I say, Eh?? Lol

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Originally Posted by Jesushelper76

Hey it is almost 3 am here...... You call that late? Huh or should I say, Eh??? lol

3am eh? Do you know where your polar bears are?

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Originally Posted by Jesushelper76

Hey it is almost 3 am here...... You call that late? Huh or should I say, Eh??? lol

That actually made me laugh out loud. Can I start saying that? Will the Canandians agree to let me use "Eh"?

Starbs, How can a get a Lert application? I really think it would be an excellent career path for me and help me to further my dreams and goals. Please advise...

Hey it was fun when I was invisible but now that you all are, its no fair.

Hey NM this canadian says you can say Eh, anytime you want it is better then HuH, like what we are used to hearing from our american friends lol...

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Originally Posted by nikosmom

That actually made me laugh out loud. Can I start saying that? Will the Canandians agree to let me use "Eh"?

Starbs, How can a get a Lert application? I really think it would be an excellent career path for me and help me to further my dreams and goals. Please advise...

Well there are strict rules.

First and foremost, you need to learn the correct use of the word "EH" You cannot pronounce it---AH... HEY... YA... or... DUDE! "EH" is strickly used for important questions. Like... Dude, where's my car... EH? Or... my igloo is melting... EH! It can be used in many forms. As long as it's used correctly, you should pass with flying colors eh! So, I have to go find my touque eh... I'll be right back with your forms eh! :D

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Originally Posted by Jesushelper76

Hey it was fun when I was invisible but now that you all are, its no fair.

Hey NM this canadian says you can say Eh, anytime you want it is better then HuH, like what we are used to hearing from our american friends lol...

Thanks Joe and Starbs, I will make you proud and use 'Eh' properly.

Yeah, I guess we do say Huh a lot here, eh. :p

Suck it up Joe! We stole your invisible powder, and we now have super powers just like you! Nanananana! :p ::hiding::

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Originally Posted by nikosmom

Thanks Joe and Starbs, I will make you proud and use 'Eh' properly.

Yeah, I guess we do say Huh a lot here, eh. :p

You are very quick at learning how to use that properly, eh...