Ask Me Help Desk

Ask Me Help Desk (https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/forum.php)
-   The Lounge (https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/forumdisplay.php?f=488)
-   -   Chicky's Central Park (https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/showthread.php?t=241154)

  • Aug 8, 2008, 04:53 PM
    Stringer
    I do not like duck at all... Marta and I have been married for 5 years... never came up. She went with some girl friends to a very fancy French restaurant for lunch today...

    She came home a little while ago with.. guess what..
  • Aug 8, 2008, 05:02 PM
    Alty
    Leftovers?
  • Aug 8, 2008, 05:08 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Leftovers?

    Yep... kinda, she ordered a full DD under "glass"... (Duck Dinner) with all the sides and trimmings and brought it home for me. She was wonderful to think of me... .BUT DUCK!?!?!?!?!? (We know about DUCKS-don't we M?)

    She will have to finish it... I can not...

    Hee hee... I think I saw one little itty bitty feather on it's tail... :eek:
  • Aug 8, 2008, 05:13 PM
    Alty
    No, not a feather, no. Starduck, are you okay? Speak to me dear! Where are you? Under glass? Noooooooooo.:eek:
  • Aug 8, 2008, 05:15 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Tee hee. Starby's gone. Someone musta roasted her behind while I was out and about.

    I just had coffee with my ex from middle school! It's amazing. We dated in middle school and in high school. 5 years!! Then we went our own ways... but ended up in the same college, living in the same dorm building.

    But now she's finally leaving for work. Interesting.
  • Aug 8, 2008, 05:17 PM
    Alty
    Sneezy, I'm still friends with my first love, in fact he's coming to visit on the 18th of August, going to go out and paint the town red. :)
  • Aug 8, 2008, 05:19 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    It's strange, huh? We had a pretty bad relationship, one of those on again, off again, relationships... we were kids (I still am... hee hee), but I came to realize that... she hasn't changed at all. Seems that we revert back to our old selves when we're around one another.
  • Aug 8, 2008, 05:22 PM
    Alty
    It may change as you get older Sneezy.

    My ex and I didn't have a terrible relationship, broke up because of personal issues he was going through at the time. He took the safe route. Thank goodness, otherwise I never would have met Wiggy.
  • Aug 8, 2008, 05:23 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    No, not a feather, no. Starduck, are you okay? Speak to me dear! Where are you? Under glass? Noooooooooo.:eek:

    Yeah, and it smells kind of funny... like something... well, burnt...
  • Aug 8, 2008, 05:23 PM
    Alty
    Eeek, that's my pizza! Got to go. Back later. :)
  • Aug 8, 2008, 05:23 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Starby's burnt?

    ... is she... crisp?
  • Aug 8, 2008, 05:24 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Mm. Pizza.

    ... I haven't had pizza in ages!. GAH! I want pizza...
  • Aug 8, 2008, 05:39 PM
    Alty
    I can send you a piece Sneezy, there's one left. :)
  • Aug 8, 2008, 05:40 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    And ruin my hourglass figure? I THINK NOT!
  • Aug 8, 2008, 05:41 PM
    Alty
    Hourglass? LMAO. Hourglass? Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee. Sorry. :(
  • Aug 8, 2008, 05:41 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Oh, ps... I've spent about $30 on new food for Lily. 3 different brands, and she didn't even touch it.

    She hasn't eaten in about a week now...

    So... I decided to cook for her. Steamed rice, veggies (peas, carrots, corn), and some chicken breast chunks...

    And she gobbled it up.

    I guess it's home-cooked meals from now on.
  • Aug 8, 2008, 05:45 PM
    Alty
    Lily, you smart puppy. Sneezy, um, really? ;)
  • Aug 8, 2008, 05:48 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    ... drat. Is this girl tricking me again?!
  • Aug 8, 2008, 05:51 PM
    Alty
    You betcha. She's good. :)
  • Aug 8, 2008, 05:52 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    But.. but... she hasn't eaten in a week!!

    ... can dogs do that? Is she really that smart?

    I'm going to have a talk with that girl tonight. Show her who's boss.
  • Aug 8, 2008, 05:54 PM
    Alty
    She hasn't eatern? Really? Of course she has, just not her dog food. You've got one smart puppy there, yes sir. :)

    As for showing her who's boss, she already knows, now you just have to figure it out. ;)
  • Aug 8, 2008, 05:56 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Hahaha... darn that girl.

    What do you suggest? Should I just leave the dog food and let her eat when she gets hungry? I just tried that this week and she didn't eat at all for 3 days...
  • Aug 8, 2008, 05:57 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    And no worries about goldenheart... already notified fr and cbw.
  • Aug 8, 2008, 05:58 PM
    Alty
    3 days? Nothing? Absolutely nothing? If she didn't eat a bite (of anything) for three days, then she's really stubborn. Something tells me that she didn't go completely without food, am I right?
  • Aug 8, 2008, 05:58 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
    and no worries about goldenheart...already notified fr and cbw.

    You too? Me too? By Goldenheart, don't let the door kick you in the... ;)
  • Aug 8, 2008, 06:00 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Yeah, for three days, she ate nothing.

    ... ok OK, she had a TINY biscuit...
  • Aug 8, 2008, 06:00 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    I'll try it again this week then... I'll just leave her food there... see what happens for about 3 days. No biscuits, no treats, no nothing!
  • Aug 8, 2008, 06:03 PM
    Alty
    My suggestion, mix her food with some of yours for a few days. Every day add a bit less of your food until eventually it's only her food. That may work.
  • Aug 8, 2008, 06:05 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Tried it. Mixed rice/chicken/her food.

    Picked the bowl clean... of the rice and chicken.
  • Aug 8, 2008, 06:10 PM
    Alty
    Ooooh, she is good. :)

    Lily sweetie, Auntie Alty here, now listen. You are driving Daddy crazy sweets, he thinks he's in charge. I know, I know, you are, but honey, he buys the treats, and the food, and doesn't he give great belly rubs? Humor him Lily, let him believe he's in charge, K? ;)
  • Aug 8, 2008, 06:16 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Darn this girl. I'm putting my foot down today! That's right!!

    No more cooking 4-course meals!! It's MY HOUSE!
  • Aug 8, 2008, 06:17 PM
    Alty
    That's what you think. ;)

    Lily knows the truth. :)

    Oh, by the way, just tickled you on Facebook. ;)
  • Aug 8, 2008, 06:17 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    ... you own me so you think you can do anything to me?!

    Well, like Lily runs my life, I will run yours!!

    ... but... keep the belly rubs coming.
  • Aug 8, 2008, 06:19 PM
    Alty
    Belly rubs? I'm stopping at the border, you know that, right? ;)
  • Aug 8, 2008, 06:22 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    And which border would THAT be ;)
  • Aug 8, 2008, 06:23 PM
    Alty
    The south border. ;)
  • Aug 8, 2008, 06:24 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    You're starting from the south and stopping..

    ... can you do that?
  • Aug 8, 2008, 06:25 PM
    Alty
    LMAO, wrong direction Sneezy. :)
  • Aug 8, 2008, 06:29 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Or is it... the RIGHT direction?

    Hmm? Think about THAT!

    Oh boy. I'm about to get kicked out of starbucks now.

    ... no one will harbor me. Drat...
  • Aug 8, 2008, 06:30 PM
    Alty
    What happened to going to DD?

    Go home to Lily, she needs you. Maybe that's why she isn't eating, she misses her Daddy. :(

  • All times are GMT -7. The time now is 11:26 AM.